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  • GRIM REAPER
  • DEVIL FACE
  • EAT SHIT
  • IF I DON'T GET LAID SOON SOMEONE WILL GET HURT
  • I KNOW JACK SHIT
  • LET THOSE WHO RIDE DECIDE
  • FTW
  • LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES
  • CRASHIN' SUCKS
  • I'M THE PERSON YOUR PARENTS WARNED YOU ABOUT!
  • SCREWED BLUE AND TATTOOED
  • NEED CASH FOR ALCOHOL RESEARCH
  • SKELETON INDIA W/ FEATHER
  • SKULL AND CROSS BONES IN CIRCLE
  • SKULL W/ GERMAN HELMET (RIGHT)
  • SKULL W/ GERMAN HELMET (LEFT)
  • YIN-YANG IN CIRCLE
  • PROTECTED BY LOADED GUNS
  • NO DICK HEADS
  • SKULL W/ TOP HAT (RIGHT)
  • SKULL W/ TOP HAT (LEFT)
  • POT LEAF
  • NO FAT CHICKS
  • PEACE SIGN
  • MOON EYE'S (RIGHT)
  • WHEN THE GREEN FLAG DROPS THE BULLSHIT STOPS!
  • SOBER
  • BAD TO THE BONE
  • FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS RIDE RICE BURNERS
  • WHITE TRASH
  • YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
  • YOUR FACE OR MINE
  • NO TOOLS LOANED
  • IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BIKE YOU'RE NOT A BIKER!
  • BITCH
  • IF IT HAS TITS OR WHEELS IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS
  • INSTANT ASSHOLE, JUST ADD ALCOHOL
  • D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
  • QUESTION AUTHORITY
  • TRUST ME
  • LEGALIZE FREEDOM
  • TATTOOS ARE MORE THAN SKIN DEEP!
  • CHROME WON'T GET YOU HOME
  • ZIG-ZAG MAN
  • NO JEHOVAHS
  • SPEAK ENGLISH OR GET THE FUCK OUT!
  • WE DON'T CARE HOW THEY DO IT JAPAN!
  • IN CASE OF EMERGENCY GIVE ME HEAD
  • GO FUCK YOURSELF
  • LIGHTENING BOLT (RIGHT)
  • LIGHTENING BOLT (LEFT)
  • SHIT HAPPENS
  • MOON EYE'S (LEFT)
  • HELMET LAWS SUCK
  • CONTAMINATED
  • CHOPPER CROSS
  • TOXIC WASTE
  • INJECTION IS NICE BUT I'D RATHER BE BLOWN
  • NO BUTT NO PUTT
  • FUCK OFF
  • BEND OVER, I'LL DRIVE
  • BITCH WITH AN EXCUSE
  • MY BOSS IS A FUCKIN' ASSHOLE!
  • PLEASE CLOSE ALL WINDOWS AND LOCK ALL DOORS AFTER 140 M.P.H.
  • THIS PLACE SUCKS
  • I'M NOT WEARING THIS HELMET BY CHOICE
  • CAPABLE OF EVADING HIGH SPEED PERSUIT
  • HELL ON WHEELS
  • 49% SON OF A BITCH, 51% MOTHERFUCKER
  • ASS, GAS OR GRASS, NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE
  • SHOW YOUR TITS!
  • ABOLISH THE MANDATORY HELMET LAW!
  • IF YOU'RE NOT INTO ORAL SEX, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!
  • CATCH ME IF YOU CAN
  • NO MUFF TO TUFF
  • I'M SO MISERABLE WITHOUT YOU IT'S LIKE HAVING YOU HERE!
  • VIETANM VETERAN
  • MEAN AND CLEAN
  • I LIVE LIFE MY WAY
  • I MAKE SHIT HAPPEN
  • IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO NEVER RETURNED FROM VIETNAM
  • TREAT ME LIKE THE PIG THAT I AM
  • SEE YOU IN HELL
  • SCOOTER TRASH
  • I'M NOT YOUR FUCKIN' BABY!
  • TATTOO POWER
  • TURN THE GAS ON DUMMY!
  • MORE HEAD AND LESS LIP!
  • LIFE ISN'T CHEAP
  • THERE'S NO LIFE LIKE LOWLIFE!
  • LA-DEE-FUCKIN'DA!
  • YOU NEVER FORGET YOUR FIRST PIG!
  • NO DOUCHEBAGS
  • I'VE FALLEN AND CAN'T REACH MY BEER!
  • NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS 3 TO 5 DAYS AND DOESN'T DIE!
  • SHOW YOUR BODACIOUS TA-TAS!
  • DIRTY WHITE BOY
  • HELMETS CAN CAUSE HEAD INJURIES
  • RIDE FREE
  • I HAVE A HARD TIME REMEMBERING NAMES CAN I JUST CALL YOU ASSHOLE!
  • SHE GOT THE GOLD MINE, I GOT THE SHAFT
  • I'M NOT PREDJUDICE, I HATE EVERYONE
  • GET IN SHUT UP AND HOLD ON
  • DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN!
  • THE ONLY MARK YOU'LL MAKE IS ON YOUR SHORTS!
  • DILLIGAF (DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK)
  • SSDD SAME SHIT DIFFERENT DAY
  • IF YOU REMEMBER THE 60'S AND 70'S YOU WEREN'T THERE.
  • LICK ME
  • FUCKIN' A
  • IT'S A SICK WORLD AND I'M A HAPPY GUY
  • ALL I WANT IS ALITTLE MORE THAN I'LL EVER GET
  • PRACTICE SAFE SEX, GO FUCK YOURSELF!
  • IT AIN'T EASY BEING FAT AND GREASY
  • BARTENDER, IF THE OL' LADY CALL'S I'M NOT HERE!
  • I'M NOT AFRAID TO GO FAST, IT'S CRASHIN' AND BURNIN' THAT SUCKS!
  • NICE LEGS SHAME ABOUT THE FACE
  • JANE LOVES DICK
  • WOMEN..CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM, CAN'T SHOOT THEM.
  • IF IT FLOATS FUCKS OR FLIES IT'S CHEAPER TO RENT IT
  • JESUS LOVES YOU I THINK YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE
  • FASTER THAN A SPEEDING TICKET
  • DEAL WITH IT
  • SOME DO, SOME DON'T, I MIGHT
  • GO AWAY, I DON'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE
  • IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY FACE, FUCK IT!
  • PARTY NAKED
  • REDNECK AND PROUD OF IT
  • PLACES TO GO PEOPLE TO ANNOY
  • MOTORCYCLE S SAVED MY LIFE
  • UN-FUCKIN' BELIEVABLE
  • 9 OUT OF 10 WOMEN ARE BATTERED AND I'M STILL EATING MY PLAIN!
  • KISS MY TATTOO!
  • ONLY A BASTARD LIKE ME COULD LOVE A BITCH LIKE HER!
  • LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO CAN DO MORE THAN FIX MOTORCYCLES AND SCREW
  • ONLY A BITCH LIKE ME COULD LOVE A BASTARD LIKE HIM!
  • I WOKE THIS MORNING STICKEY BROKE AND CONFUSED
  • THE ONLY TIME I SAY NO IS WHEN SOMEONE ASK'S ME IF I'VE HAD ENOUGH
  • IS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH? TOUCH THIS BIKE AND FIND OUT!
  • I'M NOT TOTALLY USELESS, I CAN BE USED AS A BAD EXAMPLE
  • EVERYONE'S AN ASSHOLE UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE
  • HELMET LAW'S STILL SUCK
  • LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO RIDE WITH UGLY WOMEN!
  • I HAVE PMS AND A GUN, ANY QUESTIONS?
  • YOU NEVER TRULY KNOW A WOMEN TILL YOU MEET HER IN COURT
  • HE WHO DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS STILL DIES
  • EAT RIGHT, STAY FIT, DIE ANYWAYS
  • S.N.A.F.U. (SITUATION NORMAL, ALL FUCKED UP)
  • THINGS MAY COME AND THINGS MAY GO BUT THE BULLSHIT HERE GOES ON FOREVER
  • DIP ME IN HONEY AND THROW ME TO THE LESBIANS
  • I'M SO FAR BEHIND I THINK I'M FIRST
  • FLATHEAD (BLOW JOB WITH NO GUSTO)
  • L.A.G.N.A.F. ( LETS ALL GET NAKED AND FUCK)
  • F.U.B.A.R. ( FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL REPAIR)
  • DAMIFINO (DAMN IF I KNOW)
  • GET ON, SHUT UP AND HOLD TIGHT!
  • IF YOU CAN'T FEED THEM DON'R BREED THEM
  • INNOCENT BY REASON OF INSANITY
  • CHROME MAY NOT GET YOU HOME BUT IT CAN GET YOU LAID!
  • BE NICE TO ME, IT'S MY TAX DOLLARS THAT WILL SUPPORT YOU IN PRISON
  • I'M ABOUT TO DEVELOP AN ATTITUDE
  • BEING A BIKER IS NOT A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH IT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT
  • DON'T HATE ME CAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL!
  • LICK ME TILL I SCREAM
  • REJECTED
  • I'M NOT A BITCH, I'VE JUST BEEN IN A BAD MOOD FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS
  • RIDE NAKED
  • STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE BEERS
  • IT'S NOT THE SPEED, IT'S THE SUDDEN STOPS
  • IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES TILL SOMEONE LOSES AN EYE
  • BITE ME
  • TO KNOW ME IS TO BLOW ME
  • MY HELMET, MY CHOICE
  • I'M NO ONES BABY
  • DANGER
  • NO ATTITUDES
  • FREEDOM
  • BITCH FREE ZONE
  • TRUST NO ONE
  • SHOT AT AND MISSED SHIT AT AND HIT
  • ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS AND I MARRIED THEIR KING
  • THE QUICKEST WAY TO A WOMENS HEART IS THRU HER FUCKIN' RIBCAGE
  • WINE ME, DINE ME, 69 ME
  • MAN WANTED
  • WOMAN WANTED
  • BEYOND BITCH
  • NO BAR TOO FAR
  • SHIT BETTER NOT HAPPEN
  • IF ASSHOLES COULD FLY THIS PLACE WOULD BE A DAMN AIRPORT
  • LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO RIDE WITH UGLY MEN
  • FTW FOREVER TWO WHEELS
  • DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS, PET THE SWEATY THINGS
  • BASTARD
  • I'M MORE OBSESSED WITH BREASTS AND THIGHS THAN COLONEL SANDERS EVER WAS
  • GET OVER IT
  • I VOTE AND I RIDE A MOTORCYCLE
  • IN SEARCH OF THE ETERNAL BUZZ
  • RIDE LONGER, LIVE LONGER
  • I'M NOT GOIN BALD, JUST GETTING MORE HEAD
  • ASSHOLE BY BIRTH
  • SIZE DOES MATTER
  • LIFE IS A BITCH ENJOY HERE
  • ABCDEFUCK
  • GUY WITH ATTITUDE SEEKS GIRL TO DUMP ON
  • HAPPINESS IS COMING
  • LIFE IS A BITCH THEN YOU STRANGLE ONE
  • TOO UGLY TO LIVE TO WEIRD TO DIE
  • I ACCEPT TITS
  • FRIENDS COME AND GO BUT ENEMIES ACCUMULATE
  • WITH FRIENDS LIKE YOU WHO NEEDS ENEMAS
  • BEEN THERE DONE THAT
  • IF IT HAS TESTICLES OR TIRES IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS
  • REMEMBER WHEN SEX WAS SAFE AND MOTORCYCLES WERE DANGEROUS
  • LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES JESUS SAVES SOULS!
  • HAVING KIDS IS LIKE BEING PICKED TO DEATH BY A DUCK
  • EXCUSE ME BUT YOU'RE STANDING ON MY DICK!
  • I'D LIKE TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT BUT APPARENTLY SOMEONE BEAT ME TO IT
  • DON'T JUDGE A CROOK BY HIS LAWYER
  • MAKING LOVE TO A YOUNGER WOMAN MAY BE FATAL BUT IF SHE DIES SHE DIES
  • MAKING LOVE TO A YOUNGER MAN MAY BE FATAL BUT IF HE DIES HE DIES
  • POLITICALLY ERECT
  • SO MANY MEN SO FEW WITH BRAINS
  • WHAT I LACK IN HEIGHT I MAKE UP FOR LENGTH
  • DON'T FUCK WITH ME I'VE GOT FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES
  • DON'T ASK TO RIDE MY BIKE AND I WON'T ASK TO RIDE YOUR BITCH
  • FUCK BEING POLITICALLY CORRECT
  • FUCK OFF! END OF STORY
  • GUN CONTROL IS BEING ABLE TO HIT YOUR TARGET
  • HORN BROKEN, WATCH FOR FINGER
  • I'LL BE SOBER TOMORROW YOU'LL STILL BE UGLY
  • I DRINK GRAPE JUICE CAUSE OJ KILL'S
  • I'M NOT FUCKIN STUPID BUT I WOULD
  • I'M THE FAT LADY AND I'M NOT SINGIN' SHIT
  • MADMAN ON WHEELS
  • MEN ARE LIKE FLOOR TILES IF YOU LAY EM' RIGHT THE FIRST TIME YOU CAN WALK ON THEM FOREVER
  • LET GO OF MY EARS I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
  • MY INNER CHILD IS A MEAN LITTLE FUCKER
  • MY LIFE IS SHIT BUT HEY, THANKS FOR ASKING
  • HAIRDOO BY HELMET
  • PMS HELL THIS IS ONE OF MY GOOD DAYS
  • RESPECT YOU IN THE MORNING, I DON'T RESPECT YOU NOW
  • TIME FOR ANOTHER TEA PARTY
  • THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A PLACE FOR YOU ON MY SHIT LIST
  • I STILL MISS MY EX BUT MY AIM IS IMPROVING
  • DESIGNATED ASSHOLE
  • SORRY I'M LATE BUT FUCKIN' OFF TAKES TIME!
  • SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T VOTE
  • BECAUSE I'M AN ASSHOLE THAT’S WHY
  • REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
  • FIFTEEN GRAND AND FIFTEEN MILES DON’T MAKE YOU A BIKER
  • IF YOU CAN'T RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS GET BACK ON THE PORCH
  • IF I WANTED A FRIEND I'D BUY A DOG
  • 49% QUEEN BITCH 51% SWEETHEART
  • LEAD FOLLOW OR GET OUT OF THE WAY
  • DON'T LET MY BIG DICK SCARE YOU I'M REALLY A NICE GUY
  • DON'T LET MY BIG TITIS SCARE YOU I'M REALLY A NICE GIRL
  • HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE W OMAN WITH HELMET HAIR
  • YOU CAN'T RIDE IF YOUR FRIED
  • HOUSEWORK DOES'NT SUCK IF IT DID MEN WOULD LIKE IT
  • LOSER
  • NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OD STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS
  • RIDE FOR JESUS
  • I LOVE JESUS AND I RIDE A MOTORCYCLE W/HEART
  • FOLLOW THE SUN
  • JESUS HAPPENS
  • BLESS THIS BIKE
  • GOD IS MY CO-PILOT
  • THERE'S NOTHING SWEETER THAN A FAT MANS PEETER
  • OBVIOUSLY YOU'VE MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEONE WHO GIVES A FUCK
  • LOUD AND PROUD
  • NO SKINNY CHICKS
  • MY OTHER TOY HAS A DICK
  • WOMEN 3 WEEKS OF ROCK AND ROLL ONE WEEK OF RAGTIME
  • IF YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT I COULD BE YOU IN THE MORNING
  • LOCK & LOAD
  • MEN: NO SHIRTS NO SERVICE WOMEN: NO SHIRTS FREE BEER
  • NO MORE MR. NICE GUY.. ON YOUR KNEE'S BITCH!
  • A HARD MAN IS GOOD TO FIND
  • STUPID PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BREED
  • IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE BAFFLE THEM WITH BULLSHIT
  • DON'T LET YOUR ALLIGATOR MOUTH GET YOUR CANANRY ASS IN TROUBLE
  • I LIKE MY WOMEN A LITTLE ON THE TRASHY SIDE
  • DRUG TESTING PISSES ME OFF
  • ENGLISH SPOKEN HERE
  • GET EVEN
  • THE GOOD WE DO NEVER REMEMBERED THE BAD NEVER FORGOTTEN
  • IF I'D SHOT YOU WHEN I WANTED TO I'D BE OUT BY NOW
  • OF ALL THE THINGS I'VE LOST I MISS MY MIND THE MOST
  • I WAS BORN UGLY WHATS YOUR EXCUSE
  • I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL BUT I COULD BE
  • IF YOU'RE NOT THE LEAD DOG THE VIEW NEVER CHANGES
  • HUCKIN' FARLEY
  • OVERWORKED AND UNDERLAID
  • BITCH (BEAUTIFUL, INTELLIGENT, TALENTED, CUNNIN, HORNEY)
  • BAD IS FUN
  • STOP GLOBAL WHINING
  • DIE YUPPIE SCUM
  • WHO PISSED IN YOUR GENE POOL
  • WILL WORK FOR SEX
  • I'M NOT FUCKIN' STUPID BUT I USE TO!
  • I WANT IT ALL
  • TAKE ME DRUNK I'M HOME
  • QUEEN OF THE FUCKIN' UNIVERSE
  • THAT'S MS. BITCH TO YOU, ANY QUESTIONS?
  • BIKERS HAVE MORE FUN THAN PEOPLE DO
  • IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
  • I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT
  • I MAY BE A BITCH BUT I'M THE PICK OF THE LITTER
  • TO BE OLD AND WISE YOU MUST FIRST BE YOUNG AND STUPID
  • I DON'T GET MAD I GET EVEN
  • ZERO TO SIXTY IN ABOUT 5 TO 10 MINUTES
  • I'M THE PERSON MY PARENTS WARNED ME ABOUT
  • JUST DO ME
  • HAVE YOU HAD YOUR SPANKING TODAY
  • IF IT HAS A KICKSTAND OR A DICK I CAN RIDE IT
  • HANG UP AND DRIVE
  • IF IT HAS A KICKSTAND OR TITS I CAN RIDE IT
  • VICIOUS POWER HUNGRY BITCH
  • NEVER TRUST A PREACHER WITH A BONER
  • TOO FUNK TO DRUNK
  • PAYBACKS ARE A BITCH
  • TO ALL YOU VIRGINS THANKS FOR NOTHING
  • FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES BUT DON'T FORGET THEIR NAMES
  • BITCH WITH ATTITUDE
  • WHATFUCKINEVER
  • WHERE THE HELL WAS I LAST NIGHT
  • IF BIKE WEEK WERE A FAMILY AFFAIR MOTORCYCLES WOULD HAVE 4 DOORS
  • SEX INSTRUCTOR FIRST LESSON FREE
  • SHIT,PISS DAMN, FUCK
  • THE PRICE OF FREEDOM IS WRITTEN ON THE WALL
  • SPEAK ENGLISH OR GET THE FUCK OUT!
  • ORGASM DONOR
  • PLEASE AIM
  • FREE MUSTACHE RIDES
  • QUITCHERBITCHIN
  • OFFICIAL BITCH OF THE YEAR
  • THE BOTTOM LINE IS YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
  • GET EVEN
  • IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE AIR IN YOUR HEAD
  • IF IT'S FREE IT'S FOR ME
  • GIMME HEAD TILL I'M DEAD
  • WHAT PART OF KISS MY ASS DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
  • RIDE TO LIVE LIVE TO RIDE
  • SILLIE YUPPIE, TRAILERS ARE FOR BOATS
  • I COULD BE A BITCH IF I WERE NICER
  • MY OTHER TOY HAS TITS
  • MOST SPORTS TAKE ONE BUT IT TAKES 2 BALLS TO RACE
  • WORK IS THE CURSE OF THE DRINKING CLASS
  • BITCH ON WHEELS
  • YOU CAN'T GET ON YOUR FEET TILL YOU GET OFF YOUR ASS!
  • IM MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I WILL GO DOWN ON YOUR SISTER
  • MEAN PEOPLE SUCK
  • IT MUST SUCK TO BE YOU
  • TITS AND BRAINS
  • YOUNG, DUMB AND FULL OF CUM
  • WHY YES, THEY ARE MINE
  • YOUR KID MAY BE AN HONOR STUDENT BUT YOU'RE A FRIGGIN' MORON
  • SET THEM PUPPIES FREE
  • WIDE OPEN TILL YOU SEE GOD THEN BRAKE
  • YOU'RE THE REASON YOUR KIDS ARE UGLY
  • YOU'RE THE REASON WOMEN TURN LESBIAN
  • WHEN I DIE BURY ME UPSIDE DOWN SO THE WHOLE WORLD CAN KISS MY ASS
  • VIRGINITY CAN BE CURED
  • WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS LOWER YOUR STANDARDS
  • SLUT (SEDUCTIVE,LOVING,UNINHIBITED,TRAMP)
  • SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BIKER
  • WFO (WIDE FUCKIN' OPEN)
  • USE YOUR HEAD, IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS THAT COUNT
  • VAGITARIAN
  • THE MORE HAIR I LOSE THE MORE HEAD I GET!
  • THE ENEMY IS LISTENING, BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY OVER THIS PHONE
  • THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT
  • TO ALL MY FRIENDS
  • THERE ARE TWO SIDES TWO A DIVORCE, SHIT HEADS AND MINE
  • RULE NUMBER ONE, NEVER TOUCH MY MOTORCYCLE!
  • MARRIAGE, THE LEADING CAUSE OF DIVORCE
  • SMILE IF YOUR HORNEY
  • NO DICKHEADS
  • STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT WHIPS AND CHAINS EXCITE ME!
  • NO TEENIE WEENIE PEENIES
  • NOBODY IS UGLY AFTER 2 A.M.
  • RULE NUMBER ONE, NEVER TOUCH MY TOOLS
  • MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS
  • PROTECTED BY PIT BULL
  • OFFICIAL SHITKICKER
  • LEGALIZE
  • JUST KISS MY ASS
  • JUSTICE MY ASS I WANT REVENGE
  • LOOKING FOR A MEANINGFUL OVERNIGHT RELATIONSHIP
  • JAVA JUNKIE
  • HELMET LAWS SUCK
  • A WOMANS PLACE IS ON MY FACE
  • DO NOT CHECK GAS WITH LIGHTER DUMMY
  • BORN FREE TAXED TO DEATH
  • I LOVE HEAD
  • FOR SAFETY SAKE REMOVE SKI MASK AND UNLOAD ALL WEAPONS BEFORE ENTERING
  • C.U.N.T. CAN'T UNDERSTAND NORMAL THINKING
  • FIGHTING FOR PEACE IS LIKE FUCKIN' FOR VIRGINITY
  • FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS GET MARRIED
  • CHRONIC
  • I HAVE A HEART ON
  • I LOVE JESUS!
  • IF IT'S TOO LOUD YOUR TOO OLD!
  • COMMANMENT NO. 11 THOU SHALT NOT BITCH
  • JOIN THE C.N.T. THE ONLY ONE MISSING IS YOU
  • POWERED BY FAITH
  • MOTORCYCLES AND JESUS A WAY OF LIFE
  • POW-MIA YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN
  • I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE BARBIE THAT LITTLE BITCH HAS EVERYTHING
  • JESUS SAVES BIKERS TOO!
  • ATTENTION THEIVES PLEASE CARRY ID SO WE CAN NOTIFY NEXT OF KIN!
  • BE NICE TO YOUR CHILDREN THEY'LL CHOOSE NURSING HOME
  • BAD COP NO DOUGHNUT
  • BEAM ME UP THERE'S NO INTELLENT LIFE HERE1
  • RIDE FREE
  • GOD MADE THE IRISH NUMBER 1
  • I'D RATHE BE PLAYING POOL
  • MY WIFE AND I CYCLE, I PREFER TO USE A BIKE
  • MEAN PEOPLE SUCK NICE PEOPLE SWALLOW
  • TALKS CHEAP RACK EM' UP
  • POOL PLAYERS HAVE EIGHT BALLS
  • TO HELL WITH SATAN
  • SUITS OF CARDS
  • DIAL 911 MAKE A COP COME
  • POLICE
  • UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL BE SOLD INTO SLAVERY
  • CHAMPION BROWN NOSE
  • I MAY NOT HAVE THE CHERRY BUT I STILL HAVE THE BOX IT CAME IN
  • IT'S HARD TO SOAR WITH EAGLES WHEN YOU RIDE WITH TURKEYS
  • IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BUY ME A BEER
  • SMALL BUT SWEET
  • THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
  • KISS MY REBEL ASS
  • DYING OF NATURAL CAUSES IS FOR WIMPS
  • NOTICE IT IS CUSTOMARY TO PAY FOR RIDES WITH ORAL SEX
  • SHUTDEFUCKUP
  • I LOVE MY OL' MAN
  • I LOVE MY OL' LADY
  • BLOW ME
  • I AIN'T GOT NO FUCKIN' ATTITUDE
  • BORN ON A MOUNTAIN RAISED IN A CAVE BIKIN' AND FUCKIN' IS ALL I CRAVE
  • I'D RATHER BE RACING
  • I'M NOT BROKE JUST BADLY BENT
  • ENJOY
  • A GUN SOCIETY IS A POLITE SOCIETY
  • PLEASE KEEP YOUR ASS OUT
  • A WISE MONKEY DOES'NT MONKEY WITH ANOTHER MONKEYS MONKEY
  • THE ONLY THING I WANT IN LIFE IS FOR MY WIFE AND GIRLFRIEND TO GET ALONG
  • ANYONE WHO HATES COPS AND LAWYERS CAN'T BE ALL BAD
  • YOUR MOTHER MAY HAVE BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD BUT I CAN TAKE YOU OUT
  • I HAVE AN ATTITUDE BIGGER THAN YOUR OL' LADYS ASS!
  • LIQUOR UP FRONT POKER IN THE REAR
  • EIGHTEEN GRAND AND EIGHTEEN MILES DON'T MAKE YOU A BIKER
  • EATIN' AIN'T CHEATIN'
  • WARNING DOES'NT PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS
  • I SURE COULD USE A MERCY FUCK
  • SPANK YOU VERY MUCH
  • POOL PLAYERS ENJOY BREAKIN' BALLS
  • I'M NOT LOOKIN' FOR MR RIGHT I'M LOOKIN' FOR MR RIGHT NOW
  • IF YOU'RE NOT LIVING ON THE EDGE YOU'RE TAKING UP TO MUCH ROOM
  • DON'T STEAL THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETITION
  • INK-PEIRCE-PAIN
  • THE ONLY HELL MY MOTHER RAISED WAS ME
  • IF IT WASN'T FOR WOMEN AND BEER I'D BE WEALTHY
  • FOR THIS I WENT TO REHAB
  • EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME IS GETTING LAID
  • YES IT'S FAST AND NO YOU CAN'T DRIVE IT
  • YES IT'S FAST AND NO YOU CAN'T RIDE IT
  • I LOVE BITE SIZE MOUNDS
  • GOD MADE DRUNKS SO UGLY PEOLPE COULD GET LAID
  • FOR MY NEXT TRICK I'LL NEED A CONDOM AND A VOLUNTEER
  • I LOST 200 POUNDS I LEFT MY WIFE
  • THERE'S ABSOLUTLY NO EXCUSE FOR WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO
  • AIN'T SCARED
  • ALL YOU NEED IS A SICK MIND AND A HEALTHY BODY
  • DISCRUNTLED EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
  • GIRLS WANTED ALL POSITIONS, WILL TRAIN
  • IF I SAY YOU HAVE A NICE BODY WILL YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME
  • IF WE CAN'T ENFORCE THE LAWS WE HAVE WHY SHOULD WE MAKE MORE
  • BOHICA (BEND OVER HERE IT COMES AGAIN)
  • I HAVE A SPLIT PERSONALITY I HATE CATS BUT I LOVE PUSSY
  • ALL I NEED IS PEACE AND QUIET GIVE ME A PIECE AND I'LL BE QUIET
  • IT'S NOT WHO YOU SLEEP WITH IT'S WHO KEEPS YOU AWAKE
  • VIETNAM GOOD SOLDIERS BAD POLITICIANS
  • I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT
  • YES I DO BUT NOT WITH YOU
  • SINNIN' & GRINNIN"
  • THERES A SUCKER BORN EVERYDAY BUT SWALLOWERS ARE HARD TO FIND
  • THE MORE PEOPLE I MEET THE BETTER I LIKE MY DOG
  • HAVE A NICE DAY BEFORE SOMEONE SCREWS IT UP
  • GOOD GIRL GONE BAD
  • IF YOUR SO COOL WHERE'S YOUR TATTOO
  • FUCK THE WHALES SAVE THE BIMBOS
  • PLAY THING
  • HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?
  • FUCK MILK GOT POT?
  • WILD CHILD
  • AM I THAT FUCKING BAD?
  • FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN' FUCK
  • HAVING A SHORT MEMORY IS A GIFT
  • CROTCH CANIBAL
  • OLD FART
  • BRAKES ARE FOR PUSSIES
  • I THINK THEREFOR I'M SINGLE
  • CHECK THE GAS DUMMY
  • FUCK HIM!
  • I FEEL THE NEED FOR SPEED
  • IF YOU CAN READ THIS I PUSHED THE BITCH OFF!
  • DIVORCE THE FUCKIN' YOU GET FOR FUCKIN'
  • LIFE IS LIKE A ROSE BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE PRICKS
  • IF YOU LICK THEM THEY WILL COME
  • I'M NOT A BITCH I'M THE BITCH
  • WOMAN WANTED FOR WHAT WHO THE HELL KNOWS
  • MAN WANTED FOR WHAT WHO THE HELL KNOWS
  • FOR A SMALL TOWN IT SURE HAS A LOT OF ASSHOLES
  • LADY RIDER
  • GOD MADE ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE
  • NEVER RIDE FASTER THAN YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL CAN FLY
  • BAD ASS
  • BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER
  • REMEMBER MY NAME YOU'LL BE SCREAMING IT LATER
  • YOU SAY BITCH LIKE IT'S A BAD THING
  • IF I WANTED A BITCH I'D BUY A DOG
  • SHE DON'T LIKE ME DRUNK I DON'T LIKE HER SOBER
  • NO MATTER HOW GOOD LOOKIN SHE IS SOMEWHERE SOMEONE IS SICK OF HER SHIT
  • WHERE IS MY DAMN MEDICATION
  • PRAY
  • WWJD
  • KEEP HONKING I'M RELOADING
  • DON'T MAKE ME TURN ON MY BITCH SWITCH
  • MY NIPPLES GET HARDER THAN MOST MENS DICKS
  • FUCK YOU I HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS
  • WHAT AM I AN ASSHOLE MAGNET
  • WOULD YOU DRIVE BETTER WITH THE PHONE UP YOUR ASS
  • BAD ASS GIRLS RIDE BAD ASS TOYS
  • NICE TITS SHAME ABOUT THE FACE
  • DON'T PISS ME OFF I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES
  • WHY DO PEOPLE WITH CLOSED MINDS ALWAYS OPEN THEIR MOUTHS
  • IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT I,M FAST CHEAP AND EASY
  • HOW CAN I MISS YOU WHEN YOU WON'T GO AWAY
  • AND YOUR POINT IS
  • SUCK IT!
  • I'M BUSY YOU'RE UGLY HAVE A NICE DAY
  • EXCUSE ME DON'T YOU HAVE SOMEONE ELSE TO FUCK WITH
  • NO MORE MS. NICE GIRL ON YOUR KNEE'S BASTARD
  • PUSSY RULES
  • BEER FOR OVER 200 YEARS MAKING UGLY PEOPLE LOOK GODD
  • I DO WHAT I WANT CASE CLOSED
  • IF YOU WANT A SECOND OPINION YOUR UGLY TOO
  • HERE COMES TROUBLE
  • PUSSY WHIPPED
  • FUCK MILK GOT BEER
  • FUCKAHOLIC
  • WHY DON'T YOU PLAY HIDE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF
  • I LOVE MARIJUANA
  • FREELANCE GYNECOLOGIST
  • MY WIFE SAYS I DON'T LISTEN TO HER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
  • MY HUSBAND SAYS I DON'T LISTEN TO HIM OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
  • LACK OF PLANNING ON YOUR PART DOES NOT CONSTITUTE A N EMERGENCY ON MY PART
  • MEN DON'T MAKE PASSES AT GIRLS WITH FAT ASSES
  • OUTTA MY WAY I HAVE TO PEE
  • AND YOUR CRYBABY WHINY ASS OPINION WOULD BE
  • I SEE THE FUCK UP FAIRY HAS VISITED US AGAIN
  • I'M OUT OF MY MIND BUT PLEASE FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A MESSAGE
  • HOW ABOUT NEVER IS NEVER GOOD FOR YOU
  • I CAN SEE YOUR POINT BUT I STILL THINK YOUR FULL OF SHIT
  • I LIKE YOU , YOU REMIND ME OF WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND STUPID
  • I'M ALREADY VISUALIZING THE DUCT TAPE OVER YOUR MOUTH
  • I'M NOT BEING RUDE YOUR JUST INSIGNIFICANT
  • DO I LOOK LIKE A PEOPLE PERSON
  • I STARTED OUT WITH NOTHING AND STILL HAVE MOST OF IT LEFT
  • YOU!! OFF MY PLANET
  • ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELVES
  • WHATEVER LOOK YOU WERE GOING FOR YOU MISSED
  • WELL, THIS DAY WAS A TOTAL WASTE OF MAKEUP!
  • NOT ALL MEN ARE ANNOYING SOME ARE DEAD
  • I'M TRYING TO IMAGINE YOU WITH A PERSONALITY!
  • CAN I TRADE YOU IN FOR WHATS BEHIND DOOR #1
  • HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET
  • REMEMBER, IF THE WORLD DIDN'T SUCK WE'D ALL FALL OFF
  • WHO'S YOUR DADDY
  • LOVE ME LOVE MY TATTOO'S
  • JUDGE ME ALL YOU WANT JUST KEEP THE VERDICT TO YOURSELF
  • BE A FLIRT LIFT YOUR SHIRT
  • I TOLD MY DAD I STOPPED RAISIN' HELL, HE CALLED ME A QUITTER
  • I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN RODE ALL DAY AND PUT AWAY WET
  • TWO'S COMPANY THREE'S FUN
  • THERE'S SOME TOY'S YOU JUST SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH
  • IF I'D KNOWN I'D LIVE THIS LONG I WOULD HAVE TAKEN BETTER CARE OF MYSELF
  • YOUR ASS CALLED IT WANTS YOUR HEAD BACK
  • MY PARENTS SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME AN ASSHOLE
  • YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP
  • WHATEVER!
  • LEARN THE RULES SO YOU CAN BREAK THEM PROPERLY
  • LOOKING FOR A SENSITIVE MAN, ONE WHO CRIES WHEN I HIT HIM
  • LIFE BEGINS WHEN YOU GET ONE
  • IT'S MY LIFE I'LL DO WHAT I WANT
  • WORK WHEN YOU HAVE TO QUIT WHEN YOU CAN
  • FOR SOME THERE'S THERAPY FOR THE REST OF US THERE'S MOTORCYCLES
  • I SUFFER FROM P.M.S. (PARKED MOTORCYCLE SYNDROME)
  • IT'S NOT CHEAP BEING THIS EASY
  • YOU CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING, WHERE WOULD YOU PUT IT
  • KEEP IT SIMPLE
  • EASY DOES IT
  • THAT’S MY STORY AND I'M STICKIN' TO IT
  • I CAN FEEL MYSELF GETTING DUMBER JUST LISTENING TO YOU
  • YOU CAN'T SLEEP OFF UGLY
  • SHUT UP BRAIN OR I'LL STAB YOU WITH A Q-TIP
  • IF YOUR DICK WAS HALF AS BIG AS YOUR MOUTH I MIGHT BE INTERESTED
  • IF MEN HAD PERIODS WOULD THEY BRAG ABOUT THE SIZE OF THEIR TAMPONS
  • LIFE'S A BITCH THEN YOU MARRY A DICK!
  • YOU MAY NOT BE FIRST BUT YOU COULD BE NEXT
  • FIGHT CRIME, SHOOT FIRST
  • I FOUND IT, NOW MY FINGER STINKS
  • FUCK THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BAR
  • THIS DRIVER CARRIES LESS THAN 20LBS OF AMMO
  • RIDE IT LIKE IT'S STOLEN
  • BUT HONEY!
  • LICK EM' STICK EM' SEND EM' HOME
  • DON'T FUCK WITH ME, I'M ON PAROLE
  • NORMAL PEOPLE WORRY ME
  • I CAN ONLY BE NICE TO ONE PERSON A DAY, TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY
  • SEE NO EVO. HEAR NO EVO, RIDE NO EVO
  • MONEY TALKS BULLSHIT WALKS
  • ASPHALT COWBOY
  • A MAN WILL COME TO HIS SENSES AFTER HE HAS EXHAUSTED ALL OTHER POSSIBILITIES
  • WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOUR OPINION
  • DID YOU MAKE THE HONOR ROLL AT THE SCHOOL OF STUPIDITY
  • 24 BOTTLES OF BEER IN A CASE, 24 HOURS IN A DAY, COINCEDENCE
  • KEEP IT REAL
  • GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN
  • COME TO PAPA.
  • EVERYDAY I'M FORCED TO ADD ANOTHER NAME TO THE LIST OF PEOPLE WHO PISS ME OFF
  • ON THE COUNT OF 3 YOU TURN AROUND AND I'LL SHOOT
  • 5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH FRACTIONS
  • YOU KNOW THE RULES, STILL WANT TO PLAY
  • LIE TILL THEY THROW THE SWITHCH
  • FUCK YOU AND THAT’S MY FINAL ANSWER
  • ALL THOSE IN FAVOR OF VIAGRA PLEASE RISE
  • I'M NOT SPEEDING, I'M QUALIFYING
  • FREAK
  • NO FAT CHICKS, FENDER WILL SCRAPE
  • BOOT SIZE SAYS IT ALL
  • GET ON, RELAX, DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
  • HOLD MY BEER WHILE I KISS YOUR GIRLFRIEND
  • I NEED SOMEONE REALLY BAD. ARE YOU BAD?
  • I DIP-N-SPIT, DO YOU SWALLOW
  • EVER STOP TO THINK AND FORGET TO START AGAIN?
  • DON'T ACT STUPID JUST BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW TO
  • IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME
  • FAMOUS LAST WORDS "WATCH THIS"
  • GUILTY AS CHARGED
  • REMEMBER MY NAME SO YOU DON'T SCREAM SOMEONE ELSE'S LATER
  • DON'T KNOCK MASTURBATION, AT LEAST IT'S SEX WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE
  • IF MY DOG COULD TALK I'D BE IN PRISON
  • HOWS YOUR WIFE AND MY KIDS
  • I NEED MORE MONEY, MORE FREEDOM AND LESS SHIT OUT OF YOU
  • HARD TO HANDLE
  • DAMN I GOT OLD QUICK
  • YOU'VE BEEN BAD NOW GO TO MY ROOM
  • I'M MY OWN WORST ENEMY
  • YIKES I'M A GROWN UP
  • I DON'T HAVE ANY STRENGHTS BUT I HAVE A MILLION WEAKNESSES
  • TATTOOED CHICKS KICK ASS
  • I'M THE DELINQUENT THAT’S SCREWING YOUR HONOR STUDENT
  • TATTOOED WHITE TRASH
  • TRUST ME, DON'T TRUST ME
  • LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO TAKE SHIT FROM ANYBODY
  • SLUT: SLEEPS WITH EVERYONE BITCH:SLEEPS WITH EVERYONE BUT YOU
  • SHORT FORM OF THE SERENITY PRAYER, FUCK IT!
  • LIFE'S TOUGH, IT'S TOUGHER IF YOU'RE STUPID
  • IF YOU RUN YOU'LL ONLY GO TO JAIL TIRED
  • JUST HOW BIG WERE THOSE TWO BEERS
  • IN GOD WE TRUST, ALL OTHERS ARE SUSPECTS
  • WILL THESE HANDCUFFS STRETCH THE LONGER I WEAR THEM
  • CONSIDER THIS YOUR FINAL WARNING
  • WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT
  • ONE DAY AT A TIME
  • WHY DO I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE THE ONLY TREE IN THE KENNEL
  • HOODLUM
  • CAT THE OTHER WHITE MEAT
  • 420 CLUB MEMBER
  • THIS IS MY DREAM GET YOUR OWN
  • IF I LEARNED FROM MY MISTAKES I'D BE A FUCKIN' GENIUS
  • I LIVE IN MY OWN LITTLE WORLD BUT IT'S OK THEY KNOW ME HERE
  • SO MANY DICK'S SO FEW RICHARDS
  • IF YOUR GONNA PUT SOMETHING IN MY MOUTH PLEASE DON'T MAKE IT WORDS
  • PLEASE DON'T ACT LIKE AN ASSHOLE I DON'T NEED ANOTHER FELONY CONVICTION
  • IF I GAVE A FUCK YOU'DE BE THE FIRST PERSON I GAVE IT TO
  • GET YOUR TONGUE OUT OF MY MOUTH, I'M KISSING YOU GOODBYE
  • WARNING. EASILY PROVOKED AND HEAVILY ARMED
  • ASSUMPTION IS THE MOTHER OF ALL FUCK UPS
  • IT'S CALLED THERAPY, GET SOME
  • MY OTHER RIDES YOUR DAUGHTER
  • HONOR STUDENT YES YOUR HONOR NO YOUR HONOR
  • ARE YOU STONED OR JUST STUPID
  • DELICIOUS
  • BEAUTIFY AMERICA GET A TATTOO!
  • IF YOU THINK I'M A BITCH YOU SHOULD MEET MY MOTHER
  • ARE WE GONNA RIDE OR ARE WE GONNA DICK AROUND ALL DAY
  • DITCH THE BITCH AND LETS RIDE
  • NYMPHOMANIAC
  • A.P.O.S. ALCOHOLIC PIECE OF SHIT
  • DRIVE IT LIKE IT'S STOLEN
  • DON'T EVEN THINK OF SITTING ON THIS BIKE (UNLESS YOU'RE NAKED)
  • DON'T FUCK WITH THOSE WHO DON'T GIVE A FUCK
  • THE MOST DANGEROUS PLACE IN THE WORLD IS BETWEEN A MAN AND HIS MOTORCYCLE
  • SHE SAYS SHE LOVES MY MIND, SHE MUST, SHE FUCKS WITH IT EVERYDAY
  • EVERYTHING I LACK I MAKE UP FOR IN DENIAL
  • MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL I AM MY MOTHER AFTER ALL
  • IF I DON'T SHOOT SOMEONE SOON I'M GONNA FORGET HOW TO
  • WHY DO I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE A STRANGER IN MY OWN LIFE
  • ONCE AN ASSHOLE ALWAYS AN ASSHOLE
  • A DRUNK MANS WORDS ARE A SOBER MANS THOUGHTS
  • I'M ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL
  • JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE ONE DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO ACT LIKE ONE
  • SMART ASS WHITE GIRL
  • I'D CALL YOU AN ASSHOLE BUT I'D HAVE TO GET IN LINE TO DO IT
  • YOU TALK SHIT YOU GET HIT
  • TELLING A MAN IS BIKE IS PRETTY IS LIKE TELLING HIM HIS DICK IS CUTE
  • TRAILER TRASH
  • IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT THE BITCH DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL
  • NEVER LET THE TRUTH GET IN THE WAY OF A GOOD STORY
  • BACK THE FUCK OFF
  • I'M ADDICTED TO HIM AND HE'S A DICK TO ME
  • JUST BECAUSE IT'S YOUR RIGHT DOESN'T MEAN YOUR RIGHT
  • IF YOU'RE NOT A HEMMOROID, GET OFF MY ASS
  • IT'S ABEAUTIFUL DAY NOW WATCH SOME BITCH FUCK IT UP
  • OFFICIAL MEMBER OF DICKS "R" US
  • YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS IS MY LITTLE WHORE
  • B.A.D.D. BIKERS AGAINST DUMB DRIVERS
  • JESUS IS COMING. LOOK BUSY
  • CUTE OUTSIDE, ANGRY OUTSIDE
  • INK, IT DOES A BODY GOOD
  • WHO GIVES A SHIT
  • I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE
  • I ALWAYS GO WITH MY FIRST INSTINCT IT'S TELLING ME YOU'RE A JERK
  • THIS IS NOT THE LIFE I ORDERED
  • MEN-COFFE-CHOCOLATE SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICHER
  • IT'S EASIER TO BEG FOR FORGIVENESS THEN TO ASK FOR PERMISSION
  • NO WHINING
  • TEASE
  • I DON'T HAVE TO BE DEAD TO DONATE MY ORGAN
  • YOU DRIVE LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK
  • AIN'T LIFE A BITCH
  • LET'S JUST AGREE TO DISAGREE
  • BACK OFF
  • SOMETIMES IT'S JUST FUN BEING SUCH A BITCH
  • I JUST MET YOU AND ALREADY I DON'T LIKE YOU
  • HONEY THERE'S THE DOOR I DON'T NEED YOUR SHIT ANYMORE
  • I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO MAKE MY LIFE EASIER BUT PLEASE DON'T MAKE IT ANY HARDER
  • WE CHILD PROOFED THE HOUSE BUT THERE STILL GETTING IN
  • IF YOU SCREW LIKE YOU PARK YOU'LL NEVER GET IT IN
  • WHY IS DIVORCE SO EXSPENSIVE, BECAUSE IT'S WORTH IT
  • A GOOD LAWYER KNOWS THE LAW A GREAT LAWYER KNOWS THE JUDGE
  • TELL YOUR KIDS TO STOP POINTING AT ME
  • SAVE YOUR BREATH YOU'LL NEED IT LATER TO BLOW UP YOUR DATE
  • IF YOU DON'T LIKE GUNS DON'T BUY THEM
  • I STARTED OUT DRAWING ON MY ARM NOW LOOK AT ME
  • HOW ABOUT I JUST SMACK THE STUPID OUT OF YOU
  • ARE YOU TRYING TO PICK ME UP ONE ASSHOLE IN MY PANTS IS ENOUGH
  • LOVE IS BLIND, AFTER A 30 PACK
  • FUCK ME, FUCK YOU!
  • LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT WOMAN A NYMPHOMANIAC WHO OWNS A GAS STATION
  • 68 DO ME AND I'LL OWE YA ONE
  • SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE ONLY BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL TO KILL THEM
  • WELL BEHAVED WOMEN RARELY MAKE IT INTO THE HISTORY BOOKS
  • OI ONLY DRINK ON DAYS ENDING IN "Y"
  • CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT BUT FOR AWHILE I WAS A SUSPECT
  • MARRIAGE IS FOREVER, LIKE CEMENT
  • I CAN RESIST ANYTHING BUT TEMPTATION
  • HAVE CHILDREN WHILE YOUR PARENTS ARE STILL YOUNG ENOUGH TO TAKE CARE OF THEM
  • MY WIFE YES, MY DOG NO, MY GUN NEVER
  • CHARTER MEMBER OF OUR LADY OF PERPETUAL MOOD SWINGS
  • GENUINE STOLEN PARTS
  • MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT MAKES WAY TO MANY STOPS
  • SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST FUN TO SHOOT
  • DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
  • SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY
  • SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWGIRL
  • MY GIVE A DAMNS BUSTED
  • MARRIAGE EQUALS MAN AND WOMAN
  • DOES THIS BIKE MAKE MY ASS LOOK FAT?
  • EYE CANDY
  • EVIL WOMAN
  • IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO PERISHED OR NEVER RETURNED FROM VIETNAM
  • YOU NEVER SEE A MOTORCYCLE PARKED OUTSIDE A THERAPIST OFFICE
  • FUCK ENTERTAINERS AND ATHLETES PAY THE HEROES!
  • FOR THOSE WHO FOUGHT FOR IT FREEDOM HAS A FLAVORTHE PROTECTED WILL NEVER KNOW
  • IF GOD INTENDED FOR WOMEN TO BEND OVER HE WOULD HAVE PUT DIAMONDS ON THE FLOOR!
  • THIS JOB HAS TURNED INTO TO MUCH LIKE WORK
  • IF I WANT YOUR OPINION I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU
  • GRANDCHILDER ARE GODS REASON FOR NOT KILLING YOUR OWN CHILDREN
  • THOSE THREE LITTLE WORDS I LOVE TO HEAR "YOUR PRESCRIPTIONS READY"
  • GIT R DONE
  • FUCK YOU
  • YOU MUST BE AN ASSHOLE YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKIN' SHIT
  • IF IT'S TOO HOT TO HANDLE BLOW ON IT AND TRY AGAIN
  • CRAZY BITCH
  • CRAZY BASTARD
  • COLD HEARTED BITCH
  • SEXY BITCH
  • NEVER MIND THE DOG BEWARE OF THE OWNER
  • AMERICAN FLAG (LEFT)
  • BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY OVER THIS PHONE
  • 13
  • I LIKE LIPSTICK AROUND MY DIPSTICK
  • VET
  • LADY MOON RIDER
  • POW-MIA YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN
  • EIGHT BALL
  • ROLLING DICE
  • NO JAP SHIT
  • SKULL W/MOHAWK
  • SREAMING EAGLE (LEFT)
  • SMILEY FACE W/BULLET HOLE
  • ROSE
  • TRUCKER NUDE (RIGHT)
  • SKELETON HAND PEACE SIGN
  • ENGLISH SPOKEN HERE
  • MR. GREENIE (RIGHT)
  • WINGED WHEEL
  • NO F'N HELMETS
  • WOODPECKER (LEFT)
  • WOODPECKER (RIGHT)
  • WORN UNDER PROTEST
  • SKULL W/AVIATORS
  • SPIRITUAL SKULL W/FEATHERS
  • MUSTACHE RIDES FREE
  • MIDDLE FINGER W/RAP THIS
  • MIDDLE FINGER.
  • WARNING ZERO TO BITCH IN 2.3 SECONDS
  • WARNING 3 OUT OF 5 MARRIAGES END WITH A BLOW TO THE HEAD
  • SKULL W/BANDANA AND GLASSES
  • SKELETON HEAD YING YANG
  • SKULL W/WIDE EYES
  • WILL WORK FOR SEX
  • WILL WORK FOR BEER
  • WARNING CONTENTS OF THIS HELMET IS UNDER EXTREME PRESSURE
  • WARNING IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE AS MUCH AS I VALUE THIS MOTORCYCLE DON'T FUCK WITH IT
  • I LOVE SEX
  • D.O.T. DEPARTMENT OF TURKEYS
  • SKULL W/BANDANA (LEFT)
  • SKULL W/BANDANA (RIGHT)
  • 100% TESTOSTERONE
  • I SUFFER FROM CRS CAN'T REMEMBER SHIT
  • WARNING IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE AS MUCH AS I VALUE THESE TOOLS DON'T FUCK WITH THEM
  • BUY AMERICAN
  • SLAVE W/FEET
  • MASTER W/FEET
  • NO CHICKENS
  • CROSSED CHECKER FLAG
  • PROUD TO BE AMERICANS
  • NO RUGRATS
  • PROTECTED BY THE BILL OF RIGHTS
  • KISS MY REBEL ASS
  • US I-69
  • IRON CROSS IN CIRCLE
  • THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
  • SATAN SUCKS
  • SATISFACTION GUARANTEED
  • 69
  • WHAT PART OF NO DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
  • FOREVER SCREWED
  • FUCK FEAR
  • WARNING PROTECTED BY ELECTRONIC ALARM A.B.S. ALARM SYSTEMS
  • NO SENIOR CITIZENS DISCOUNTS YOU HAVE HAD ENOUGH TIME TO GET UP THE MONEY
  • I SUFFER FRM PMS (PUTTING UP WITH MENS SHIT)
  • FEAR THIS
  • CROSSED REBEL FLAGS
  • REBEL FLAG (LEFT)
  • REBEL FLAG (RIGHT)
  • EQUAL RIGHTS FOR SOUTHERN WHITES
  • FREEDOM OF CHOICE
  • OFFICIAL BASTARD OF THE YEAR
  • REDNECK AND PROUD OF IT
  • SOUTHERN BY BIRTH REBEL BY CHOICE
  • GIMME HEAD
  • FOXY RIDER
  • ENJOY YOUR FREEDOM THANK A VET
  • CHERRIES
  • USA GRADE AA HAWG
  • USA 69
  • I'M A MISSION FROM GOD
  • TRUST ME!
  • UP YOURS BITCH W/DOG
  • LEGALIZE FREEDOM IN ARK
  • ANARCHY
  • VIETNAM VETERAN IN ARK
  • THREE CROSSES
  • ALL PEOPLE SUCK
  • NO JAP SHIT IN CIRCLE
  • NO LOT LIZARDS
  • DIVERS FLAG
  • I AM AN AMERICAN VETERAN AND I VOTE
  • THESE COLORS DON'T RUN
  • ALL GAVE SOME, SOME GAVE ALL
  • IRELAND
  • OFFICIAL SAUSAGE INSPECTOR
  • OFFICIAL CLAM INSPECTOR
  • POW MIA YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN
  • VFW VETERANS FUCKED BY WASHINGTON
  • IRELAND
  • VET VIETNAM
  • VET KOREA
  • SUPER BITCH
  • ONLY IN AMERICA CAN A HOMELSS VETERAN LIVE IN A CARDBOARD BOX WHILE A DRAFT DODGER LIVES IN THE WHITE HOUSE
  • TRY BURNING THIS FLAG ASSHOLE
  • VET GULF WAR
  • PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
  • DILLIGAF
  • THE PRICE OF FREEDOM IS WRITTEN ON THE WALL
  • ONE BOMB CAN RUIN A PERFECT DAY SUPPORT THE ARMED FORCES
  • OFFICIAL TIT INSPECTOR
  • GENUINE FISHERMAN
  • WARNING IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE AS MUCH AS I VALUE THIS TACKLE BOX
  • MECHANIC FROM HELL
  • HERITAGE NOT PREDJUDICE
  • GENUINE IRISH MADE IN THE USA
  • GENUINE BITCH MADE IN THE USA
  • VET VIETNAM
  • USA GRADE AA IRISH
  • GENUINE BEER DRINKER MADE IN THE USA
  • YING YANG (OVAL)
  • OFFICIAL DICK INSPECTOR
  • GENUINE FIREMAN
  • GENUINE POOL PLAYER
  • GENUINE SCUBA DIVER
  • GENUINE DART PLAYER
  • OFFICIAL PUPPY INSPECTOR
  • INDIAN CHIEF
  • NO RATS
  • THIS BIKE EATS HONDAS AND SHIT'S YAMAHAS
  • AT 200 MPH YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS
  • SEX LIMIT 69
  • COCK LIQUOR ONLY FOR THE LADIES
  • BELIEVER W/ALIEN FACE
  • CAUTION IF RIDER IS INJURED DO NOT REMOVE HELMET
  • WARNING FOOD AT THIS ESTABLISHMENT IS UNFIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION
  • SKULL W/CROSSBONES IN CIRCLE
  • SMALL REBEL FLAGS
  • ALL GROWN UP AND STILL FASCINATED BY NIPPLES
  • WARNING I SMOKE AND ENJOY THEM SO BUTT OUT
  • GENUINE AMERICAN MADE IN THE USA BREAST FED
  • SEX I ALWAYS DO IT THE HARD WAY
  • POW MIA BRING THEM HOME OR SEND US BACK
  • WHO SAYS I DON'T LIFT A FINGER
  • KEEP IT FLYIN
  • BET MINE'S BIGGER THAN YOURS
  • WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER I'LL RIDE THERE TOO
  • WHATS YOUR BITCH BITCH
  • BORN OK THE FIRST TIME
  • EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLED
  • FUCK-OFF (SIGN LANGUAGE)
  • PIGS HEAD
  • OFFICIAL BITCHS ARE US MEMBER
  • WARNING NOTHING IN HERE IS WORTH DYING FOR
  • FREEDOM ISN'T FREE THANK A VET
  • GENUINE AMERICAN BADASS
  • SET THEM PUPPIES FREE
  • GOD GUNS AND GUTS MADE AMERICA. LETS KEEP ALL 3
  • CALVIN PEEING ON IRAQ
  • CALVIN PEEING ON HELMET LAWS
  • CALVIN PEEING ON JAP BIKES
  • SEX
  • BULLDOG FACE
  • CHARGING BULLDOG
  • BULLDOG FACE IN CIRCLE
  • SMALL SPIDER
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASSHOLE
  • IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO NEVER RETURNED FROM VIETNAM
  • DIP ME IN HONEY AND THROW MW TO THE LESBIANS
  • OFFICIAL BASTARD OF THE YEAR
  • OFFICAIL BITCH OF THE YEAR
  • IT'S A BASTARD
  • PLACES TO GO PEOPLE TO ANNOY
  • IT'S A SICK WORLD AND I'M A HAPPY GUY
  • IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE AIR IN YOUR HEAD
  • MAKING LOVE TO A YOUNGER WOMAN MAY BE FATAL BUT IF SHE DIES SHE DIES
  • I DON'T DRIVE FAST I FLY LOW
  • I'M SO MISERABLE WITHOUT YOU IT'S LIKE HAVING YOU HERE
  • EAT RIGHT, STAY FIT DIE ANYWAYS
  • NO JEHOVAHS
  • QUESTION AUTHORITY
  • EMERGENCY MASSAGE THERAPIST (SHOW ME WHERE IT HURTS)
  • DEMON (RETAIL ONLY)
  • I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD
  • NUFF RESPECT
  • 49% BITCH-51% SWEETHEART DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK
  • NO NEW WORLD ORDER RETAIL ONLY
  • RED BEAR RETAIL ONLY
  • ROW OF DANCING SKELETONS (RETAIL ONLY)
  • SKULL W/LIGHNING BOLT (RETAIL ONLY)
  • SKULL W/PEACE SIGN (RETAIL ONLY)
  • SKULL W/REBEL FLAG (RETAIL ONLY)
  • SKULL W/WHEELCHAIR (RETAIL ONLY)
  • SKULL W/YING TANG (RETAIL ONLY)
  • SMITH & WESSON (RETAIL ONLY)
  • Trucker Nude (Left)
  • STUPIDITY IS NOT A CRIME SO YOU'RE FREE TO GO
  • I WILL NOT BE FORCED TO LEARN A FOREIGN
  • WHAT IF THE HOKEY POKEY IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
  • DAMNED IF YOU DO, DAMNED IF YOU DON'T
  • ANNOYING THE WORLD ONE PERSON AT ATIME
  • I'M A SUCKER FOR A DICK SUCKER
  • DEATH IS LIFE'S WAY OF SAYING YOU'RE FIRED
  • WAS THAT NECESSARY
  • I'M A LESBIAN TRAPPED IN A MANS BODY
  • MUTHAFUCKA
  • SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE WINDSHEILD SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE BUG
  • YOU'RE A 10 ON MY ERECTION SCALE
  • YOU CALL IT LOVE I CALL IT STALKING
  • C.R.A.F.T.
  • PLEASE DON'T FUCK WITH ME
  • WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO PRESS #1 FOR ENGLISH
  • I'M NOT FLUENT IN IDIOT SO PLEASE STOP TALKING
  • OKAY OKAY I TAKE IT BACK GO UN-FUCK YOURSELF
  • THIS ISN'T AN OFFICE IT'S HELL WITH FLOURESCENT LIGHTING
  • DO THEY EVER SHUT UPON YOUR PLANET
  • YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT IS THAT THE LOOK NOW
  • YOU ARE DEPRIVING SOME VILLAGE OF AN IDIOT
  • LOOK IN MY EYES DO YOU SEE ONE OUNCE OF GIVE A SHIT
  • I'M CONFUSED WAIT MAYBE I'M NOT
  • DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE YOU'RE STILL TALKING
  • MESS WITH ME AND YOU MESS WITH THE WHOLE TRAILER PARK
  • 333 I'M ONLY HAKF EVIL
  • I WOULD DO ME
  • I'M RETIRED GO AROUND ME
  • MY INDIAN NAME IS RUNS WITH BEER
  • SQUIRRELS NATURES LITTLE SPEED BUMPS
  • AM I DEAD YET
  • AMAZINGLY ENOUGH I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
  • BEING A CRABBY BITCH IS JUST PART OF MY CHARM
  • EVEN MY SHRINK SAYS IT'S ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT
  • ADMITTING YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE IS THE FIRST STEP
  • ASK ME ABOUT MY ABILITY TO ANNOY PEOPLE
  • PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
  • I'M SMILING THAT ALONE SHOULD SCARE YOU
  • YOU SUCK BIG TIME
  • WHOOP-DEE-FUCKING-DOO
  • I'M STILL HOT IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES NOW
  • HEARTLESS LIFESUCKING BITCH FROM HELL
  • FUCK THIS FUCK THAT
  • YOU LOOKED BETTER ON MY SPACE
  • IF WE CAN PUT ONE MAN ON THE MOON WHT CAN'T WE PUT THEM ALL THERE
  • NO WONDER YOU ALWAYS GO HOME ALONE
  • YO HO HO IT'S A BIKERS LIFE FOR ME
  • BUILT NOT BOUGHT
  • I'M NOT A GYNECOLOGIST BUT I'LL TAKE A LOOK
  • IF VOTING COULD REAALY CHANGE THINGS IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL
  • BULLETPROOF
  • ONE LESS MONKEY WON'T STOP THIS SHOW
  • ASK ME NO QUESTIONS I'LL TELL YOU NO LIES
  • I HAD SUPER HUMAN POWERS MY THERAPIST TOOK THEM AWAY
  • FLIRTIN' WITH DISASTER
  • DON'T MESS ME I'M A WOMAN ON THE EDGE
  • DON'T CALL IT YOUR COUNTRY IF YOU WON'T FIGHT FOR IT
  • YOU GOTTA BE TOUGH IF YOU'RE GONNA BE STUPID
  • 777 SLIGHTLY MORE EVIL
  • MY OL' LADY YES MY DOG MAYBE MY MOTORCYCLE NEVER
  • EAT ME
  • EARN THE RIGHT TO BE HERE CITIZENSHIP FOR SERVICE
  • IF YOU HAVE TO CLAIM IT WHEN YOU WIN IT WHY CAN'T YOU DEDUCT IT WHEN YOU LOSE IT
  • EX WIVES MAKE GREAT HOUSE KEEPERS
  • YOU'RE JUST SCARY STUPID
  • THAT'S A DAMN SHAME
  • ACT YOUR AGE NOT YOUR DICK SIZE
  • FINISH YOUR BEER THERE'S SOBER KIDS IN INDIA
  • I SMOKE FUCKIN' DEAL WITH IT
  • OF COURSE I LOVE YOU NOW GET ME A BEER
  • I TASTE SO GOOD YOU'LL WANT THE RECIPE
  • BEING A JERK IS JUST PART OF MY MANLY CHARM
  • I'M HERE ABOUT THE BLOW JOB
  • I'M JUST 2 PEOPLE SHORT OF A THREESOME
  • ONLY IN AMERICA CAN A HOMELESS WAR VETERAN SLEEP IN A CARDBOARD BOX WHILE A DRAFT DODGER SLEEPS IN THE WHITE HOUSE
  • ENJOY YOUR FREEDOM THANK A VET
  • THESE COLORS DON'T RUN
  • VFW VETERANS FUCKED BY WASHINGTON
  • TRY BURNING THIS FLAG ASSHOLE
  • ALL GAVE SOME SOME GAVE ALL 2 1/2 x 3 1/2
  • PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
  • IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO PERISHED OR NEVER RETURNED FROM VIETNAM
  • THE PRICE OF FREEDOM IS WRITTEN ON THE WALL
  • VET VIETNAM
  • VET GULF WAR
  • VET KOREA
  • POW MIA YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN
  • I AM AN AMERICAN VETERAN AND I VOTE
  • ONE BOMB CAN RUIN A PERFECT DAY SUPPORT YOUR ARMED FORCES
  • 9 OUT OF 10 BIKERS PREFER ORAL SEX!
  • LICK ME I''M IRISH
  • POLITICAIANS
  • PLEASE TELL YOUR TITS TO STOP STARING AT ME EYES
  • NOTHIN' WOULD BE FINER THAN TO BE IN YOUR VAGINA IN THE MORNING
  • GET OFF MY ASS
  • I CAN CALL HIM A BASTARD BUT YOU CAN'T!
  • I CAN CALL HER A BITCH BUT YOU CAN'T
  • YOU'RE SMILING THAT ALONE SCARES ME
  • LONG LIVE BIKERS
  • NOTHING QUITE LIKE A 900 POUND VIBRATOR
  • SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A SLUT, SOMETIMES YOU DON'T
  • AMERICAN BOYS RIDE AMERICAN TOYS
  • LOVE YOUR ENEMIES IT WILL DRIVE THEM CRAZY
  • WHY VOTE NO ONE CAN FIX THIS COUNTRY
  • I GOT A HARLEY FOR MY HUSBAND, IT WAS A GOOD TRADE
  • NEVER DO ANYTHING YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO EXPLAIN TO THE PARAMEDICS!
  • I'M GONNA BE THE BEST DIRTY LITTLE WHORE THIS SMALL TOWN HAS EVER SEEN!
  • HEAR NO SHIT SPEAK NO SHIT TAKE NO SHIT
  • GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO BUT LIKE...WHO CARES
  • I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
  • DO NOT START WITH ME, YOU WILL NOT WIN
  • FOR SOME THERE'S THERAPY FOR ME THERE'S ALCOHOL
  • DUMBASS
  • WHAT THE HELL
  • TIME TO RIDE
  • YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT NOW PLEASE SHUT UP
  • MY WIFE IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS
  • F.T.W. (SMALL ROUND STICKER)
  • YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT NOW PLEASE SHUT UP
  • SMALL ROUND WTF
  • DOBERMAN (RETAIL ONLY)
  • TRIUMPH
  • MOTHER HIGHLY DANGEROUS FUCKER 5x3 (RETAIL SALE ONLY)DISCOUNT DOES NOT APPLY TO THIS ITEM
  • GENUINE AMERICAN BAD ASS 5x3 (RETAIL SALE ONLY) DISCOUNT DOES NOT APPLY TO THIS ITEM
  • I LOVE BOOBIES
  • NOVELTY SMALL ROUND DOT
  • SHOW YER DICK!
  • SMALL ROUND FU
  • GUARANTEED 100% PURE BULLSHIT!
  • I AND THE LEGAL SYSTEM DECIDED IT'S TIME FOR ME TO STOP DRINKING!
  • I'M NOT AN ASSHOLE, I JUST HAVE A LOW BULLSHIT TOLLERANCE
  • I MOLESTED MYSELF LAST NIGHT, I SAID NO BUT I KNEW I WANTED IT!
  • HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN
  • IN THE END IT'S BETWEEN YOU AND GOD, IT WAS NEVER BETWEEN YOU AND THEM
  • I'M HEELS OVERHEAD IN LOVE
  • YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, USE IT!
  • GOD MADE MEN CAUSE VIBRATORS CAN'T MOW THE LAWN
  • SWALLOW OR GET IT IN THE EYE!
  • WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CHEESE TO GO WITH THAT WHINE?
  • THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
  • HEADS YOU GIVE ME TAIL, TAILS YOU GIVE ME HEAD
  • COULD YOU COME BACK IN A FEW BEERS?
  • MY LIFE IS A VERY COMPLICATED DRINKING GAME
  • FUCKING CLASSY
  • I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS!
  • I TAUGHT YOUR BOYFRIEND THAT THINK YOU LIKE
  • I TAUGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT THING YOU LIKE
  • I BRING NOTHING TO THE TABLE
  • I USE TO DRINK A LOT, I STILL DO, BUT I USE TO TOO
  • SHUT THE FUCK UP
  • IT'S NOT GOING TO SUCK ITSELF!
  • GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE I KILL PEOPLE
  • trEAT ME right
  • HELMET LAWS SUCK
  • AMERICAN BY BIRTH BIKER BY CHOICE
  • I HAVE THE PUSSY I MAKE THE RULES
  • FATBOY
  • SPORTSTER
  • I'D RATHER PUSH A HARLEY THAN RIDE A HONDA
  • VFW VETERANS FUCKED BY WASHINGTON
  • RIDE HARD YOU CAN REST WHEN YOU DIE
  • WOMEN ARE LIKE GUNS KEEP IT AROUND LONG ENOUGH AND YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO SHOOT IT
  • I'D SLAP YOU BUT SHIT SPLATTERS
  • OLD AGE AND TREACHERY ALWAYS OVERCOME YOUTH AND SKILL
  • DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR
  • BOYS I'M TAKING CHARGE HERE
  • TO ALL OUR ARMED FORCES I THANK YOU
  • SINCE I GAVE UP HOPE I FEEL MUCH BETTER
  • QUIT TALKIN TO MY TITS
  • ACT LIKE AN ASSHOLE GET TREATED LIKE AN ASSHOLE
  • CHAOS, PANIC & DISORDER MY WORK HERE IS DONE
  • PLAYS WELL WITH SELF
  • SLEEPS WELL WITH OTHERS
  • LADY BIKER
  • RIDING WITH GOD
  • RIDE TO LIVE LIVE TO RIDE ALCOHOL FREE
  • THIS BUDS FOR YOU
  • LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT WOMAN A NYMPHOMANIAC WHO OWNS A LIQUOR STORE
  • IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY NOW WATCH SOME BASTARD FUCK IT UP
  • JUST SAY NO
  • I'M NOT YOUR FUCKIN' BRO
  • JUST SAY YES
  • MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING BUT IT KEEPS THE KIDS IN TOUCH
  • I MAY BE CRUEL AND NASTY BUT AT LEAST I'M GOOD AT IT
  • IF YOU SEE MY BIKE ON A TRAILER DIAL 911
  • HERE I AM WHAT ARE YOUR OTHER 2 WISHES
  • SO MANY MEN SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME
  • SURE YOU CAN TRUST OUR GOVERMENT JUST ASK AN INDIAN
  • I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T CARE
  • I DON'T HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY
  • BE RESONABLE DO IT MY WAY
  • LORD HELP ME BE THE PERSON MY DOG THINKS I AM
  • SMILE IF YOU'RE NOT WEARING PANTIES
  • BEFORE YOU ASK THE ANSWER IS NO
  • CRIMINALS BEWARE WE SHOOT BACK
  • ARMED WITH A DANGEROUS MIND
  • I CAN READ YOUR MIND AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
  • SHOCK ME SAY SOMETHING INTELLIGENT
  • CAUTION 0 TO HORNY IN 2.5 BEERS
  • IF I HAD AN ATM IN MY DRIVEWAY I'D NEVER SEE MY KIDS
  • WARNING THE ONLY BUTTS ALLOWED IN HERE ARE NAKED ONES. NO SMOKING
  • I'M STARTING TO WONDER HOW 4 YEARS WITH NO PRESIDENT WOULD BE
  • FUCKIN' IDIOT
  • SO THIS IRISH GUY WALKS OUT OF A BAR (NO REALLY IT COULD HAPPEN)
  • I DON'T NEED $EX MY GOVERMENT$ FUCKING ME EVERY CHANCE IT GET$
  • SAVE THE EARTH (IT'S THE ONLY PLANET WITH BEER)
  • WHEN I SAID I DO I DIDN'T MEAN EVERYTHING
  • DOESN'T JUMP WELL FOR OTHERS
  • ROUTE 66
  • GOOD KID GONE BAD
  • WELCOME TO AMERICA LEAVE ALL YOUR RIGHTS AT THE BORDER
  • IT WAS A BRAVE MAN WHO FIRST ATE THE CLAM
  • GOD PLEASE WATCH OVER OUR TROOPS ESPECIALLY THE SNIPERS
  • YOU KEEP YOUR CHANGE I'LL KEEP MY GOD, MY GUN AND MY FREEDOM
  • I DO NOT WANT MY GOVERMENT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO
  • THAT'S OK I WASN'T USING MY CIVIL LIBERTIES ANYWAYS
  • IF YOU CAN READ THIS BACK THE FUCK UP
  • FUCK NO
  • HONK IF YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A GUN FIRED FROM A MOVING OBJECT
  • I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASSHOLE
  • AMERICAN BY BIRTH ASSHOLE BY CHOICE
  • IF WE FORGET THAT WE ARE ONE NATION UNDER GOD WE WILL BECOME ONE NATION GONE UNDER
  • FUCK EM' IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE
  • PROUD PARENT OF A U.S. SOLDIER
  • PROUD PARENT OF A U.S. MARINE
  • I'M NOT WEIRD I'M GIFTED
  • IF YOU'RE GONNA RIDE MY ASS AT LEAST PULL MY HAIR
  • ALL MEN ARE ANIMALS SOME JUST MAKE BETTER PETS
  • YOU JUST DON'T GET IT DO YOU
  • IF YOU DON'T START NO SHIT THERE WON'T BE NO SHIT
  • I'M NOT AS INNOCENT AS I LOOK!
  • FLATHEAD-KNUCLEHEAD-PANHEAD-SHOVELHEAD-BLOCKHEAD-GIMMEHEAD
  • GREAT LEGS, WHAT TIME DO THEY OPEN?
  • POLITICALLY INCORRECT & MORALLY IMPAIRED
  • DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT?
  • TELL SOMEBODY THAT GIVES A SHIT
  • PEOPLE SAY I HAVE A BAD ATTITUDE I SAY FUCK EM'
  • A.D.D. ATTENTION DEFF....OH LOOK A BUTTERFLY
  • COULD THE LAST AMERICAN OUT OF THIS COUNTRY PLEASE GRAB THE FLAG
  • SOME CALL IT BITCHING I CALL IT MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKING
  • I'D LOOK GOOD ON YOU
  • A BLOW JOB IS NOT A SIGN OF PERSONAL GROWTH
  • THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FREE RIDE
  • FREEDOM STATE OF BEING WITHOUT RESTRAINTS
  • I'M GONNA BE REALLY PISSED AT YOU WHEN MY MOOD ELEVATOR WEARS OFF!
  • 4 WHEELS MOVE THE BODY 2 WHEELS MOVE THE SOUL
  • CHILL THE FUCK OUT
  • PAT MAGROIN
  • TEXAS FLAG
  • KNOW YOUR ABC'S ALWAYS BE COOL
  • FAT PEOPLE ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP
  • THE HELL WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD, TIME TO FIX OUR COUNTRY
  • 5-1-11 JUSTICE SERVED
  • FUCT
  • 0% ANGEL
  • HONK IF YOU LOVE AMERICA
  • EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLED
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  • DEVIL FACE
  • I KNOW JACK SHIT
  • LET THOSE WHO RIDE DECIDE
  • I'M THE PERSON YOUR PARENTS WARNED YOU ABOUT!
  • BAD TO THE BONE
  • NO TOOLS LOANED
  • D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
  • LEGALIZE FREEDOM
  • SHIT HAPPENS
  • CONTAMINATED
  • PLEASE CLOSE ALL WINDOWS AND LOCK ALL DOORS AFTER 140 M.P.H.
  • I'M NOT WEARING THIS HELMET BY CHOICE
  • CAPABLE OF EVADING HIGH SPEED PERSUIT
  • HELL ON WHEELS
  • ABOLISH THE MANDATORY HELMET LAW!
  • ALL I WANT IS ALITTLE MORE THAN I'LL EVER GET
  • BARTENDER, IF THE OL' LADY CALL'S I'M NOT HERE!
  • INNOCENT BY REASON OF INSANITY
  • IT'S NOT THE SPEED, IT'S THE SUDDEN STOPS
  • IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES TILL SOMEONE LOSES AN EYE
  • LIFE IS A BITCH ENJOY HERE
  • WITH FRIENDS LIKE YOU WHO NEEDS ENEMAS
  • BEEN THERE DONE THAT
  • REMEMBER WHEN SEX WAS SAFE AND MOTORCYCLES WERE DANGEROUS
  • HAVING KIDS IS LIKE BEING PICKED TO DEATH BY A DUCK
  • DON'T JUDGE A CROOK BY HIS LAWYER
  • MEN ARE LIKE FLOOR TILES IF YOU LAY EM' RIGHT THE FIRST TIME YOU CAN WALK ON THEM FOREVER
  • SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T VOTE
  • REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
  • IF YOU CAN'T RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS GET BACK ON THE PORCH
  • LEAD FOLLOW OR GET OUT OF THE WAY
  • LOSER
  • NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OD STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS
  • IT'S NEVER TO LATE TO HAVE A HAPPY CHILDHOOD
  • NO SKINNY CHICKS
  • IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE BAFFLE THEM WITH BULLSHIT
  • DON'T LET YOUR ALLIGATOR MOUTH GET YOUR CANANRY ASS IN TROUBLE
  • DRUG TESTING PISSES ME OFF
  • GET EVEN
  • OF ALL THE THINGS I'VE LOST I MISS MY MIND THE MOST
  • I WAS BORN UGLY WHATS YOUR EXCUSE
  • BAD IS FUN
  • STOP GLOBAL WHINING
  • HANG UP AND DRIVE
  • IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE AIR IN YOUR HEAD
  • MOST SPORTS TAKE ONE BUT IT TAKES 2 BALLS TO RACE
  • YOU CAN'T GET ON YOUR FEET TILL YOU GET OFF YOUR ASS!
  • WHEN I DIE BURY ME UPSIDE DOWN SO THE WHOLE WORLD CAN KISS MY ASS
  • WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS LOWER YOUR STANDARDS
  • THE MORE HAIR I LOSE THE MORE HEAD I GET!
  • THERE ARE TWO SIDES TWO A DIVORCE, SHIT HEADS AND MINE
  • MARRIAGE, THE LEADING CAUSE OF DIVORCE
  • SMILE IF YOUR HORNEY
  • JUST KISS MY ASS
  • FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS GET MARRIED
  • ATTENTION THEIVES PLEASE CARRY ID SO WE CAN NOTIFY NEXT OF KIN!
  • BAD COP NO DOUGHNUT
  • DON'T STEAL THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETITION
  • THERE'S ABSOLUTLY NO EXCUSE FOR WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO
  • AIN'T SCARED
  • ALL YOU NEED IS A SICK MIND AND A HEALTHY BODY
  • DISCRUNTLED EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
  • ALL I NEED IS PEACE AND QUIET GIVE ME A PIECE AND I'LL BE QUIET
  • I THINK THEREFOR I'M SINGLE
  • I'M NOT A BITCH I'M THE BITCH
  • BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER
  • WHERE IS MY DAMN MEDICATION
  • AND YOUR POINT IS
  • YOU!! OFF MY PLANET
  • ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELVES
  • JUDGE ME ALL YOU WANT JUST KEEP THE VERDICT TO YOURSELF
  • LIFE BEGINS WHEN YOU GET ONE
  • IT'S MY LIFE I'LL DO WHAT I WANT
  • WORK WHEN YOU HAVE TO QUIT WHEN YOU CAN
  • YOU CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING, WHERE WOULD YOU PUT IT
  • THAT’S MY STORY AND I'M STICKIN' TO IT
  • I CAN FEEL MYSELF GETTING DUMBER JUST LISTENING TO YOU
  • YOU CAN'T SLEEP OFF UGLY
  • BUT HONEY!
  • NORMAL PEOPLE WORRY ME
  • 24 BOTTLES OF BEER IN A CASE, 24 HOURS IN A DAY, COINCEDENCE
  • 5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH FRACTIONS
  • YOU KNOW THE RULES, STILL WANT TO PLAY
  • ALL THOSE IN FAVOR OF VIAGRA PLEASE RISE
  • FREAK
  • 420 CLUB MEMBER
  • GET YOUR TONGUE OUT OF MY MOUTH, I'M KISSING YOU GOODBYE
  • ARE YOU STONED OR JUST STUPID
  • EVERYTHING I LACK I MAKE UP FOR IN DENIAL
  • I'D CALL YOU AN ASSHOLE BUT I'D HAVE TO GET IN LINE TO DO IT
  • NEVER LET THE TRUTH GET IN THE WAY OF A GOOD STORY
  • JUST BECAUSE IT'S YOUR RIGHT DOESN'T MEAN YOUR RIGHT
  • IF YOU'RE NOT A HEMMOROID, GET OFF MY ASS
  • B.A.D.D. BIKERS AGAINST DUMB DRIVERS
  • I ALWAYS GO WITH MY FIRST INSTINCT IT'S TELLING ME YOU'RE A JERK
  • THIS IS NOT THE LIFE I ORDERED
  • NO WHINING
  • TEASE
  • AIN'T LIFE A BITCH
  • LET'S JUST AGREE TO DISAGREE
  • BACK OFF
  • I JUST MET YOU AND ALREADY I DON'T LIKE YOU
  • HONEY THERE'S THE DOOR I DON'T NEED YOUR SHIT ANYMORE
  • I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO MAKE MY LIFE EASIER BUT PLEASE DON'T MAKE IT ANY HARDER
  • A GOOD LAWYER KNOWS THE LAW A GREAT LAWYER KNOWS THE JUDGE
  • LOVE IS BLIND, AFTER A 30 PACK
  • I CAN RESIST ANYTHING BUT TEMPTATION
  • MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT MAKES WAY TO MANY STOPS
  • EYE CANDY
  • THIS JOB HAS TURNED INTO TO MUCH LIKE WORK
  • IF I WANT YOUR OPINION I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU
  • THOSE THREE LITTLE WORDS I LOVE TO HEAR "YOUR PRESCRIPTIONS READY"
  • STUPIDITY IS NOT A CRIME SO YOU'RE FREE TO GO
  • WHAT IF THE HOKEY POKEY IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
  • DAMNED IF YOU DO, DAMNED IF YOU DON'T
  • ANNOYING THE WORLD ONE PERSON AT ATIME
  • DEATH IS LIFE'S WAY OF SAYING YOU'RE FIRED
  • WAS THAT NECESSARY
  • SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE WINDSHEILD SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE BUG
  • YOU CALL IT LOVE I CALL IT STALKING
  • WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO PRESS #1 FOR ENGLISH
  • I'M NOT FLUENT IN IDIOT SO PLEASE STOP TALKING
  • THIS ISN'T AN OFFICE IT'S HELL WITH FLOURESCENT LIGHTING
  • DO THEY EVER SHUT UPON YOUR PLANET
  • YOU ARE DEPRIVING SOME VILLAGE OF AN IDIOT
  • I'M CONFUSED WAIT MAYBE I'M NOT
  • DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE YOU'RE STILL TALKING
  • 333 I'M ONLY HAKF EVIL
  • I WOULD DO ME
  • I'M RETIRED GO AROUND ME
  • MY INDIAN NAME IS RUNS WITH BEER
  • SQUIRRELS NATURES LITTLE SPEED BUMPS
  • AM I DEAD YET
  • ASK ME ABOUT MY ABILITY TO ANNOY PEOPLE
  • I'M SMILING THAT ALONE SHOULD SCARE YOU
  • I'M STILL HOT IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES NOW
  • YOU LOOKED BETTER ON MY SPACE
  • IF WE CAN PUT ONE MAN ON THE MOON WHT CAN'T WE PUT THEM ALL THERE
  • NO WONDER YOU ALWAYS GO HOME ALONE
  • YO HO HO IT'S A BIKERS LIFE FOR ME
  • ASK ME NO QUESTIONS I'LL TELL YOU NO LIES
  • 777 SLIGHTLY MORE EVIL
  • POLITICAIANS
  • GET OFF MY ASS
  • I CAN CALL HIM A BASTARD BUT YOU CAN'T!
  • I CAN CALL HER A BITCH BUT YOU CAN'T
  • YOU'RE SMILING THAT ALONE SCARES ME
  • LOVE YOUR ENEMIES IT WILL DRIVE THEM CRAZY
  • WHY VOTE NO ONE CAN FIX THIS COUNTRY
  • GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO BUT LIKE...WHO CARES
  • I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
  • FOR SOME THERE'S THERAPY FOR ME THERE'S ALCOHOL
  • DUMBASS
  • WHAT THE HELL
  • TIME TO RIDE
  • YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT NOW PLEASE SHUT UP
  • YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT NOW PLEASE SHUT UP
  • TRIUMPH
  • GENUINE AMERICAN BAD ASS 5x3 (RETAIL SALE ONLY) DISCOUNT DOES NOT APPLY TO THIS ITEM
  • SMALL ROUND FU
  • I AND THE LEGAL SYSTEM DECIDED IT'S TIME FOR ME TO STOP DRINKING!
  • WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CHEESE TO GO WITH THAT WHINE?
  • THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
  • COULD YOU COME BACK IN A FEW BEERS?
  • I USE TO DRINK A LOT, I STILL DO, BUT I USE TO TOO
  • I'D SLAP YOU BUT SHIT SPLATTERS
  • OLD AGE AND TREACHERY ALWAYS OVERCOME YOUTH AND SKILL
  • SINCE I GAVE UP HOPE I FEEL MUCH BETTER
  • CHAOS, PANIC & DISORDER MY WORK HERE IS DONE
  • RIDE TO LIVE LIVE TO RIDE ALCOHOL FREE
  • JUST SAY NO
  • JUST SAY YES
  • MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING BUT IT KEEPS THE KIDS IN TOUCH
  • HERE I AM WHAT ARE YOUR OTHER 2 WISHES
  • LORD HELP ME BE THE PERSON MY DOG THINKS I AM
  • I CAN READ YOUR MIND AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
  • SHOCK ME SAY SOMETHING INTELLIGENT
  • CAUTION 0 TO HORNY IN 2.5 BEERS
  • SO THIS IRISH GUY WALKS OUT OF A BAR (NO REALLY IT COULD HAPPEN)
  • SAVE THE EARTH (IT'S THE ONLY PLANET WITH BEER)
  • WHEN I SAID I DO I DIDN'T MEAN EVERYTHING
  • DOESN'T JUMP WELL FOR OTHERS
  • GOOD KID GONE BAD
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASSHOLE
  • I'M NOT WEIRD I'M GIFTED
  • YOU JUST DON'T GET IT DO YOU
  • I'M NOT AS INNOCENT AS I LOOK!
  • A.D.D. ATTENTION DEFF....OH LOOK A BUTTERFLY
  • COULD THE LAST AMERICAN OUT OF THIS COUNTRY PLEASE GRAB THE FLAG
  • THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FREE RIDE
  • FUCT
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  • IF I DON'T GET LAID SOON SOMEONE WILL GET HURT
  • YOUR FACE OR MINE
  • SPEAK ENGLISH OR GET THE FUCK OUT!
  • FUCK OFF
  • BEND OVER, I'LL DRIVE
  • MY BOSS IS A FUCKIN' ASSHOLE!
  • 49% SON OF A BITCH, 51% MOTHERFUCKER
  • ASS, GAS OR GRASS, NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE
  • SHOW YOUR TITS!
  • SHOW YOUR BODACIOUS TA-TAS!
  • DILLIGAF (DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK)
  • LICK ME
  • FUCKIN' A
  • PRACTICE SAFE SEX, GO FUCK YOURSELF!
  • NICE LEGS SHAME ABOUT THE FACE
  • IF IT FLOATS FUCKS OR FLIES IT'S CHEAPER TO RENT IT
  • IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY FACE, FUCK IT!
  • PARTY NAKED
  • UN-FUCKIN' BELIEVABLE
  • 9 OUT OF 10 WOMEN ARE BATTERED AND I'M STILL EATING MY PLAIN!
  • HELMET LAW'S STILL SUCK
  • DIP ME IN HONEY AND THROW ME TO THE LESBIANS
  • F.U.B.A.R. ( FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL REPAIR)
  • LICK ME TILL I SCREAM
  • BITE ME
  • SIZE DOES MATTER
  • ABCDEFUCK
  • IF IT HAS TESTICLES OR TIRES IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS
  • EXCUSE ME BUT YOU'RE STANDING ON MY DICK!
  • I'D LIKE TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT BUT APPARENTLY SOMEONE BEAT ME TO IT
  • DON'T FUCK WITH ME I'VE GOT FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES
  • DON'T ASK TO RIDE MY BIKE AND I WON'T ASK TO RIDE YOUR BITCH
  • FUCK BEING POLITICALLY CORRECT
  • FUCK OFF! END OF STORY
  • I'M NOT FUCKIN STUPID BUT I WOULD
  • LET GO OF MY EARS I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
  • MY INNER CHILD IS A MEAN LITTLE FUCKER
  • MY LIFE IS SHIT BUT HEY, THANKS FOR ASKING
  • DESIGNATED ASSHOLE
  • SORRY I'M LATE BUT FUCKIN' OFF TAKES TIME!
  • BECAUSE I'M AN ASSHOLE THAT’S WHY
  • 49% QUEEN BITCH 51% SWEETHEART
  • DON'T LET MY BIG DICK SCARE YOU I'M REALLY A NICE GUY
  • DON'T LET MY BIG TITIS SCARE YOU I'M REALLY A NICE GIRL
  • OBVIOUSLY YOU'VE MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEONE WHO GIVES A FUCK
  • IF YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT I COULD BE YOU IN THE MORNING
  • A HARD MAN IS GOOD TO FIND
  • OVERWORKED AND UNDERLAID
  • I'M NOT FUCKIN' STUPID BUT I USE TO!
  • QUEEN OF THE FUCKIN' UNIVERSE
  • I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT
  • ORGASM DONOR
  • FREE MUSTACHE RIDES
  • GIMME HEAD TILL I'M DEAD
  • MY OTHER TOY HAS TITS
  • BITCH ON WHEELS
  • IM MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I WILL GO DOWN ON YOUR SISTER
  • YOUNG, DUMB AND FULL OF CUM
  • SLUT (SEDUCTIVE,LOVING,UNINHIBITED,TRAMP)
  • A WOMANS PLACE IS ON MY FACE
  • C.U.N.T. CAN'T UNDERSTAND NORMAL THINKING
  • FIGHTING FOR PEACE IS LIKE FUCKIN' FOR VIRGINITY
  • SHUTDEFUCKUP
  • BLOW ME
  • I AIN'T GOT NO FUCKIN' ATTITUDE
  • BORN ON A MOUNTAIN RAISED IN A CAVE BIKIN' AND FUCKIN' IS ALL I CRAVE
  • EATIN' AIN'T CHEATIN'
  • I SURE COULD USE A MERCY FUCK
  • SPANK YOU VERY MUCH
  • EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME IS GETTING LAID
  • I HAVE A SPLIT PERSONALITY I HATE CATS BUT I LOVE PUSSY
  • THERES A SUCKER BORN EVERYDAY BUT SWALLOWERS ARE HARD TO FIND
  • AM I THAT FUCKING BAD?
  • BRAKES ARE FOR PUSSIES
  • DIVORCE THE FUCKIN' YOU GET FOR FUCKIN'
  • IF YOU LICK THEM THEY WILL COME
  • FUCK YOU I HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS
  • IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT I,M FAST CHEAP AND EASY
  • SUCK IT!
  • EXCUSE ME DON'T YOU HAVE SOMEONE ELSE TO FUCK WITH
  • PUSSY RULES
  • PUSSY WHIPPED
  • FUCK MILK GOT BEER
  • FUCKAHOLIC
  • AND YOUR CRYBABY WHINY ASS OPINION WOULD BE
  • I SEE THE FUCK UP FAIRY HAS VISITED US AGAIN
  • I CAN SEE YOUR POINT BUT I STILL THINK YOUR FULL OF SHIT
  • I LIKE YOU , YOU REMIND ME OF WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND STUPID
  • YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP
  • I FOUND IT, NOW MY FINGER STINKS
  • FUCK THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BAR
  • DON'T FUCK WITH ME, I'M ON PAROLE
  • WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOUR OPINION
  • FUCK YOU AND THAT’S MY FINAL ANSWER
  • BOOT SIZE SAYS IT ALL
  • I DIP-N-SPIT, DO YOU SWALLOW
  • WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT
  • IF I GAVE A FUCK YOU'DE BE THE FIRST PERSON I GAVE IT TO
  • WARNING. EASILY PROVOKED AND HEAVILY ARMED
  • ASSUMPTION IS THE MOTHER OF ALL FUCK UPS
  • ARE WE GONNA RIDE OR ARE WE GONNA DICK AROUND ALL DAY
  • A.P.O.S. ALCOHOLIC PIECE OF SHIT
  • DON'T FUCK WITH THOSE WHO DON'T GIVE A FUCK
  • BACK THE FUCK OFF
  • KILLER PUSSY
  • WHO GIVES A SHIT
  • I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE
  • I DON'T HAVE TO BE DEAD TO DONATE MY ORGAN
  • YOU DRIVE LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK
  • FUCK ME, FUCK YOU!
  • 68 DO ME AND I'LL OWE YA ONE
  • FUCK YOU
  • YOU MUST BE AN ASSHOLE YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKIN' SHIT
  • IF IT'S TOO HOT TO HANDLE BLOW ON IT AND TRY AGAIN
  • NO F'N HELMETS
  • MIDDLE FINGER.
  • 69
  • GIMME HEAD
  • ALL PEOPLE SUCK
  • ALL GROWN UP AND STILL FASCINATED BY NIPPLES
  • BET MINE'S BIGGER THAN YOURS
  • I WILL NOT BE FORCED TO LEARN A FOREIGN
  • I'M A SUCKER FOR A DICK SUCKER
  • MUTHAFUCKA
  • C.R.A.F.T.
  • PLEASE DON'T FUCK WITH ME
  • OKAY OKAY I TAKE IT BACK GO UN-FUCK YOURSELF
  • LOOK IN MY EYES DO YOU SEE ONE OUNCE OF GIVE A SHIT
  • AMAZINGLY ENOUGH I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
  • EVEN MY SHRINK SAYS IT'S ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT
  • ADMITTING YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE IS THE FIRST STEP
  • PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
  • YOU SUCK BIG TIME
  • WHOOP-DEE-FUCKING-DOO
  • I'M NOT A GYNECOLOGIST BUT I'LL TAKE A LOOK
  • BULLETPROOF
  • EAT ME
  • ACT YOUR AGE NOT YOUR DICK SIZE
  • I TASTE SO GOOD YOU'LL WANT THE RECIPE
  • I'M HERE ABOUT THE BLOW JOB
  • 9 OUT OF 10 BIKERS PREFER ORAL SEX!
  • PLEASE TELL YOUR TITS TO STOP STARING AT ME EYES
  • NOTHIN' WOULD BE FINER THAN TO BE IN YOUR VAGINA IN THE MORNING
  • NOTHING QUITE LIKE A 900 POUND VIBRATOR
  • SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A SLUT, SOMETIMES YOU DON'T
  • NEVER DO ANYTHING YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO EXPLAIN TO THE PARAMEDICS!
  • I'M GONNA BE THE BEST DIRTY LITTLE WHORE THIS SMALL TOWN HAS EVER SEEN!
  • HEAR NO SHIT SPEAK NO SHIT TAKE NO SHIT
  • I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
  • DO NOT START WITH ME, YOU WILL NOT WIN
  • FOR SOME THERE'S THERAPY FOR ME THERE'S ALCOHOL
  • YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT NOW PLEASE SHUT UP
  • SMALL ROUND WTF
  • MOTHER HIGHLY DANGEROUS FUCKER 5x3 (RETAIL SALE ONLY)DISCOUNT DOES NOT APPLY TO THIS ITEM
  • I LOVE BOOBIES
  • SHOW YER DICK!
  • GUARANTEED 100% PURE BULLSHIT!
  • FML (FUCK MY LIFE)
  • I'M NOT AN ASSHOLE, I JUST HAVE A LOW BULLSHIT TOLLERANCE
  • I MOLESTED MYSELF LAST NIGHT, I SAID NO BUT I KNEW I WANTED IT!
  • I'M HEELS OVERHEAD IN LOVE
  • SWALLOW OR GET IT IN THE EYE!
  • FOR FUCKS SAKE!
  • SORRY I WASN'T TAUGHT TO SAY "FUCK YOU" POLITLY!
  • HEADS YOU GIVE ME TAIL, TAILS YOU GIVE ME HEAD
  • I'M HERE TO FUCK SHIT UP
  • HOPELESS ROMANTIC SEEKS FILTHY WHORE
  • MY LIFE IS A VERY COMPLICATED DRINKING GAME
  • FUCKING CLASSY
  • I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS!
  • I TAUGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT THING YOU LIKE
  • SHUT THE FUCK UP
  • IT'S NOT GOING TO SUCK ITSELF!
  • GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE I KILL PEOPLE
  • trEAT ME right
  • I DON'T NEED SEX, LIFE FUCKS ME EVERY CHANCE IT GETS
  • I HAVE THE PUSSY I MAKE THE RULES
  • VFW VETERANS FUCKED BY WASHINGTON
  • BOYS I'M TAKING CHARGE HERE
  • ACT LIKE AN ASSHOLE GET TREATED LIKE AN ASSHOLE
  • PLAYS WELL WITH SELF
  • SLEEPS WELL WITH OTHERS
  • FUCK FEAR
  • IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY NOW WATCH SOME BASTARD FUCK IT UP
  • I'M NOT YOUR FUCKIN' BRO
  • FUCKIN' IDIOT
  • I DON'T NEED $EX MY GOVERMENT$ FUCKING ME EVERY CHANCE IT GET$
  • IT WAS A BRAVE MAN WHO FIRST ATE THE CLAM
  • IF YOU CAN READ THIS BACK THE FUCK UP
  • FUCK NO
  • HONK IF YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A GUN FIRED FROM A MOVING OBJECT
  • AMERICAN BY BIRTH ASSHOLE BY CHOICE
  • FUCK EM' IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE
  • FLATHEAD-KNUCLEHEAD-PANHEAD-SHOVELHEAD-BLOCKHEAD-GIMMEHEAD
  • GREAT LEGS, WHAT TIME DO THEY OPEN?
  • POLITICALLY INCORRECT & MORALLY IMPAIRED
  • DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT?
  • TELL SOMEBODY THAT GIVES A SHIT
  • PEOPLE SAY I HAVE A BAD ATTITUDE I SAY FUCK EM'
  • CHILL THE FUCK OUT
  • PAT MAGROIN
•    Female Oriented Stickers
  • BITCH
  • BITCH WITH AN EXCUSE
  • LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO CAN DO MORE THAN FIX MOTORCYCLES AND SCREW
  • ONLY A BITCH LIKE ME COULD LOVE A BASTARD LIKE HIM!
  • I HAVE PMS AND A GUN, ANY QUESTIONS?
  • YOU NEVER TRULY KNOW A WOMEN TILL YOU MEET HER IN COURT
  • LICK ME TILL I SCREAM
  • I'M NOT A BITCH, I'VE JUST BEEN IN A BAD MOOD FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS
  • ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS AND I MARRIED THEIR KING
  • MAN WANTED
  • BEYOND BITCH
  • LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO RIDE WITH UGLY MEN
  • IF IT HAS TESTICLES OR TIRES IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS
  • MAKING LOVE TO A YOUNGER MAN MAY BE FATAL BUT IF HE DIES HE DIES
  • SO MANY MEN SO FEW WITH BRAINS
  • MEN ARE LIKE FLOOR TILES IF YOU LAY EM' RIGHT THE FIRST TIME YOU CAN WALK ON THEM FOREVER
  • LET GO OF MY EARS I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
  • HAIRDOO BY HELMET
  • PMS HELL THIS IS ONE OF MY GOOD DAYS
  • 49% QUEEN BITCH 51% SWEETHEART
  • DON'T LET MY BIG TITIS SCARE YOU I'M REALLY A NICE GIRL
  • HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE W OMAN WITH HELMET HAIR
  • HOUSEWORK DOES'NT SUCK IF IT DID MEN WOULD LIKE IT
  • WOMEN 3 WEEKS OF ROCK AND ROLL ONE WEEK OF RAGTIME
  • A HARD MAN IS GOOD TO FIND
  • I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL BUT I COULD BE
  • BITCH (BEAUTIFUL, INTELLIGENT, TALENTED, CUNNIN, HORNEY)
  • QUEEN OF THE FUCKIN' UNIVERSE
  • THAT'S MS. BITCH TO YOU, ANY QUESTIONS?
  • I MAY BE A BITCH BUT I'M THE PICK OF THE LITTER
  • IF IT HAS A KICKSTAND OR A DICK I CAN RIDE IT
  • BITCH WITH ATTITUDE
  • OFFICIAL BITCH OF THE YEAR
  • I COULD BE A BITCH IF I WERE NICER
  • BITCH ON WHEELS
  • WHY YES, THEY ARE MINE
  • SLUT (SEDUCTIVE,LOVING,UNINHIBITED,TRAMP)
  • NO TEENIE WEENIE PEENIES
  • I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE BARBIE THAT LITTLE BITCH HAS EVERYTHING
  • I MAY NOT HAVE THE CHERRY BUT I STILL HAVE THE BOX IT CAME IN
  • SMALL BUT SWEET
  • I'M NOT LOOKIN' FOR MR RIGHT I'M LOOKIN' FOR MR RIGHT NOW
  • GOOD GIRL GONE BAD
  • FUCK HIM!
  • LIFE IS LIKE A ROSE BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE PRICKS
  • I'M NOT A BITCH I'M THE BITCH
  • MAN WANTED FOR WHAT WHO THE HELL KNOWS
  • LADY RIDER
  • YOU SAY BITCH LIKE IT'S A BAD THING
  • DON'T MAKE ME TURN ON MY BITCH SWITCH
  • MY NIPPLES GET HARDER THAN MOST MENS DICKS
  • BAD ASS GIRLS RIDE BAD ASS TOYS
  • NO MORE MS. NICE GIRL ON YOUR KNEE'S BASTARD
  • MY HUSBAND SAYS I DON'T LISTEN TO HIM OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
  • WELL, THIS DAY WAS A TOTAL WASTE OF MAKEUP!
  • NOT ALL MEN ARE ANNOYING SOME ARE DEAD
  • LOOKING FOR A SENSITIVE MAN, ONE WHO CRIES WHEN I HIT HIM
  • IF MEN HAD PERIODS WOULD THEY BRAG ABOUT THE SIZE OF THEIR TAMPONS
  • LIFE'S A BITCH THEN YOU MARRY A DICK!
  • A MAN WILL COME TO HIS SENSES AFTER HE HAS EXHAUSTED ALL OTHER POSSIBILITIES
  • TATTOOED CHICKS KICK ASS
  • IF YOU THINK I'M A BITCH YOU SHOULD MEET MY MOTHER
  • MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL I AM MY MOTHER AFTER ALL
  • SMART ASS WHITE GIRL
  • MEN-COFFE-CHOCOLATE SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICHER
  • SOMETIMES IT'S JUST FUN BEING SUCH A BITCH
  • WELL BEHAVED WOMEN RARELY MAKE IT INTO THE HISTORY BOOKS
  • CHARTER MEMBER OF OUR LADY OF PERPETUAL MOOD SWINGS
  • SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY
  • EVIL WOMAN
  • IF GOD INTENDED FOR WOMEN TO BEND OVER HE WOULD HAVE PUT DIAMONDS ON THE FLOOR!
  • CRAZY BITCH
  • COLD HEARTED BITCH
  • SEXY BITCH
  • WARNING ZERO TO BITCH IN 2.3 SECONDS
  • I SUFFER FRM PMS (PUTTING UP WITH MENS SHIT)
  • FOXY RIDER
  • SUPER BITCH
  • GENUINE BITCH MADE IN THE USA
  • OFFICIAL BITCHS ARE US MEMBER
  • 49% BITCH-51% SWEETHEART DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK
  • YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT IS THAT THE LOOK NOW
  • BEING A CRABBY BITCH IS JUST PART OF MY CHARM
  • I'M STILL HOT IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES NOW
  • IF WE CAN PUT ONE MAN ON THE MOON WHT CAN'T WE PUT THEM ALL THERE
  • POLITICAIANS
  • I CAN CALL HIM A BASTARD BUT YOU CAN'T!
  • NOTHING QUITE LIKE A 900 POUND VIBRATOR
  • SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A SLUT, SOMETIMES YOU DON'T
  • I GOT A HARLEY FOR MY HUSBAND, IT WAS A GOOD TRADE
  • I'M GONNA BE THE BEST DIRTY LITTLE WHORE THIS SMALL TOWN HAS EVER SEEN!
  • GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO BUT LIKE...WHO CARES
  • SHOW YER DICK!
  • I'M HEELS OVERHEAD IN LOVE
  • GOD MADE MEN CAUSE VIBRATORS CAN'T MOW THE LAWN
  • FUCKING CLASSY
  • I TAUGHT YOUR BOYFRIEND THAT THINK YOU LIKE
  • trEAT ME right
  • I HAVE THE PUSSY I MAKE THE RULES
  • OLD AGE AND TREACHERY ALWAYS OVERCOME YOUTH AND SKILL
  • BOYS I'M TAKING CHARGE HERE
  • QUIT TALKIN TO MY TITS
  • LADY BIKER
  • IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY NOW WATCH SOME BASTARD FUCK IT UP
  • I MAY BE CRUEL AND NASTY BUT AT LEAST I'M GOOD AT IT
  • SO MANY MEN SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME
  • I DON'T HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY
  • CAUTION 0 TO HORNY IN 2.5 BEERS
  • WHEN I SAID I DO I DIDN'T MEAN EVERYTHING
  • IF YOU'RE GONNA RIDE MY ASS AT LEAST PULL MY HAIR
  • ALL MEN ARE ANIMALS SOME JUST MAKE BETTER PETS
  • SOME CALL IT BITCHING I CALL IT MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKING
  • THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FREE RIDE
  • 0% ANGEL
•    Male Oriented Stickers
  • NO BUTT NO PUTT
  • SHOW YOUR TITS!
  • DIRTY WHITE BOY
  • NICE LEGS SHAME ABOUT THE FACE
  • MAKE HASTE AND PLACE YOUR FACE BELOW MY WAIST
  • 9 OUT OF 10 WOMEN ARE BATTERED AND I'M STILL EATING MY PLAIN!
  • ONLY A BASTARD LIKE ME COULD LOVE A BITCH LIKE HER!
  • LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO RIDE WITH UGLY WOMEN!
  • HE WHO DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS STILL DIES
  • WOMAN WANTED
  • BASTARD
  • GUY WITH ATTITUDE SEEKS GIRL TO DUMP ON
  • EXCUSE ME BUT YOU'RE STANDING ON MY DICK!
  • MAKING LOVE TO A YOUNGER WOMAN MAY BE FATAL BUT IF SHE DIES SHE DIES
  • WHAT I LACK IN HEIGHT I MAKE UP FOR LENGTH
  • DON'T ASK TO RIDE MY BIKE AND I WON'T ASK TO RIDE YOUR BITCH
  • MADMAN ON WHEELS
  • DON'T LET MY BIG DICK SCARE YOU I'M REALLY A NICE GUY
  • THERE'S NOTHING SWEETER THAN A FAT MANS PEETER
  • MY OTHER TOY HAS A DICK
  • MEN: NO SHIRTS NO SERVICE WOMEN: NO SHIRTS FREE BEER
  • NO MORE MR. NICE GUY.. ON YOUR KNEE'S BITCH!
  • I LIKE MY WOMEN A LITTLE ON THE TRASHY SIDE
  • FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES BUT DON'T FORGET THEIR NAMES
  • ORGASM DONOR
  • PLEASE AIM
  • FREE MUSTACHE RIDES
  • GIMME HEAD TILL I'M DEAD
  • MY OTHER TOY HAS TITS
  • IM MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I WILL GO DOWN ON YOUR SISTER
  • SET THEM PUPPIES FREE
  • VIRGINITY CAN BE CURED
  • VAGITARIAN
  • RULE NUMBER ONE, NEVER TOUCH MY TOOLS
  • MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS
  • LOOKING FOR A MEANINGFUL OVERNIGHT RELATIONSHIP
  • A WOMANS PLACE IS ON MY FACE
  • I LOVE MY OL' LADY
  • BLOW ME
  • THE ONLY THING I WANT IN LIFE IS FOR MY WIFE AND GIRLFRIEND TO GET ALONG
  • IF IT WASN'T FOR WOMEN AND BEER I'D BE WEALTHY
  • I LOVE BITE SIZE MOUNDS
  • I LOST 200 POUNDS I LEFT MY WIFE
  • GIRLS WANTED ALL POSITIONS, WILL TRAIN
  • I HAVE A SPLIT PERSONALITY I HATE CATS BUT I LOVE PUSSY
  • THERES A SUCKER BORN EVERYDAY BUT SWALLOWERS ARE HARD TO FIND
  • IF YOU CAN READ THIS I PUSHED THE BITCH OFF!
  • WOMAN WANTED FOR WHAT WHO THE HELL KNOWS
  • SHE DON'T LIKE ME DRUNK I DON'T LIKE HER SOBER
  • NO MATTER HOW GOOD LOOKIN SHE IS SOMEWHERE SOMEONE IS SICK OF HER SHIT
  • NICE TITS SHAME ABOUT THE FACE
  • MY WIFE SAYS I DON'T LISTEN TO HER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
  • MEN DON'T MAKE PASSES AT GIRLS WITH FAT ASSES
  • OUTTA MY WAY I HAVE TO PEE
  • BE A FLIRT LIFT YOUR SHIRT
  • SHUT UP BRAIN OR I'LL STAB YOU WITH A Q-TIP
  • ASPHALT COWBOY
  • ALL THOSE IN FAVOR OF VIAGRA PLEASE RISE
  • BOOT SIZE SAYS IT ALL
  • HOLD MY BEER WHILE I KISS YOUR GIRLFRIEND
  • HOWS YOUR WIFE AND MY KIDS
  • MY OTHER RIDES YOUR DAUGHTER
  • SHE SAYS SHE LOVES MY MIND, SHE MUST, SHE FUCKS WITH IT EVERYDAY
  • A DRUNK MANS WORDS ARE A SOBER MANS THOUGHTS
  • TELLING A MAN IS BIKE IS PRETTY IS LIKE TELLING HIM HIS DICK IS CUTE
  • IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT THE BITCH DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL
  • IT'S ABEAUTIFUL DAY NOW WATCH SOME BITCH FUCK IT UP
  • OFFICIAL MEMBER OF DICKS "R" US
  • YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS IS MY LITTLE WHORE
  • LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT WOMAN A NYMPHOMANIAC WHO OWNS A GAS STATION
  • SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWGIRL
  • CRAZY BASTARD
  • I LIKE LIPSTICK AROUND MY DIPSTICK
  • 100% TESTOSTERONE
  • OFFICIAL BASTARD OF THE YEAR
  • GIMME HEAD
  • OFFICIAL TIT INSPECTOR
  • ALL GROWN UP AND STILL FASCINATED BY NIPPLES
  • BET MINE'S BIGGER THAN YOURS
  • GENUINE AMERICAN BADASS
  • SET THEM PUPPIES FREE
  • SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL STRIP CLUB
  • I'M A LESBIAN TRAPPED IN A MANS BODY
  • YOU'RE A 10 ON MY ERECTION SCALE
  • I'M NOT A GYNECOLOGIST BUT I'LL TAKE A LOOK
  • BULLETPROOF
  • ASK ME NO QUESTIONS I'LL TELL YOU NO LIES
  • EX WIVES MAKE GREAT HOUSE KEEPERS
  • ACT YOUR AGE NOT YOUR DICK SIZE
  • BEING A JERK IS JUST PART OF MY MANLY CHARM
  • 9 OUT OF 10 BIKERS PREFER ORAL SEX!
  • POLITICAIANS
  • PLEASE TELL YOUR TITS TO STOP STARING AT ME EYES
  • NOTHIN' WOULD BE FINER THAN TO BE IN YOUR VAGINA IN THE MORNING
  • I CAN CALL HER A BITCH BUT YOU CAN'T
  • AMERICAN BOYS RIDE AMERICAN TOYS
  • I GOT A HARLEY FOR MY WIFE, IT WAS A GOOD TRADE!
  • I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
  • FOR SOME THERE'S THERAPY FOR ME THERE'S ALCOHOL
  • MY WIFE IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS
  • MOTHER HIGHLY DANGEROUS FUCKER 5x3 (RETAIL SALE ONLY)DISCOUNT DOES NOT APPLY TO THIS ITEM
  • I LOVE BOOBIES
  • SWALLOW OR GET IT IN THE EYE!
  • HEADS YOU GIVE ME TAIL, TAILS YOU GIVE ME HEAD
  • HOPELESS ROMANTIC SEEKS FILTHY WHORE
  • I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS!
  • I TAUGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT THING YOU LIKE
  • IT'S NOT GOING TO SUCK ITSELF!
  • WOMEN ARE LIKE GUNS KEEP IT AROUND LONG ENOUGH AND YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO SHOOT IT
  • OLD AGE AND TREACHERY ALWAYS OVERCOME YOUTH AND SKILL
  • DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR
  • ACT LIKE AN ASSHOLE GET TREATED LIKE AN ASSHOLE
  • LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT WOMAN A NYMPHOMANIAC WHO OWNS A LIQUOR STORE
  • I'M NOT YOUR FUCKIN' BRO
  • I DON'T HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY
  • SMILE IF YOU'RE NOT WEARING PANTIES
  • ARMED WITH A DANGEROUS MIND
  • CAUTION 0 TO HORNY IN 2.5 BEERS
  • WHEN I SAID I DO I DIDN'T MEAN EVERYTHING
  • GOOD KID GONE BAD
  • FLATHEAD-KNUCLEHEAD-PANHEAD-SHOVELHEAD-BLOCKHEAD-GIMMEHEAD
  • GREAT LEGS, WHAT TIME DO THEY OPEN?
  • I'D LOOK GOOD ON YOU
  • A BLOW JOB IS NOT A SIGN OF PERSONAL GROWTH
  • THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FREE RIDE
  • PAT MAGROIN
•    Pictorial Stickers
  • GRIM REAPER
  • DEVIL FACE
  • FTW
  • SKELETON INDIA W/ FEATHER
  • DIE CUT SKULL & CROSS BONES
  • SKULL AND CROSS BONES IN CIRCLE
  • SKULL W/ GERMAN HELMET (RIGHT)
  • SKULL W/ GERMAN HELMET (LEFT)
  • YIN-YANG IN CIRCLE
  • PROTECTED BY LOADED GUNS
  • NO DICK HEADS
  • SKULL W/ TOP HAT (RIGHT)
  • SKULL W/ TOP HAT (LEFT)
  • POT LEAF
  • NO FAT CHICKS
  • PEACE SIGN
  • MOON EYE'S (RIGHT)
  • BITCH
  • NO JEHOVAHS
  • IN CASE OF EMERGENCY GIVE ME HEAD
  • GO FUCK YOURSELF
  • LIGHTENING BOLT (RIGHT)
  • LIGHTENING BOLT (LEFT)
  • MOON EYE'S (LEFT)
  • HELMET LAWS SUCK
  • CONTAMINATED
  • CHOPPER CROSS
  • INJECTION IS NICE BUT I'D RATHER BE BLOWN
  • VIETANM VETERAN
  • IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO NEVER RETURNED FROM VIETNAM
  • NO DOUCHEBAGS
  • REJECTED
  • DANGER
  • NO ATTITUDES
  • PLEASE AIM
  • OFFICIAL BITCH OF THE YEAR
  • THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT
  • TO ALL MY FRIENDS
  • NO DICKHEADS
  • RULE NUMBER ONE, NEVER TOUCH MY TOOLS
  • PROTECTED BY PIT BULL
  • LEGALIZE
  • JAVA JUNKIE
  • I LOVE HEAD
  • CHRONIC
  • I HAVE A HEART ON
  • I LOVE JESUS!
  • BEAM ME UP THERE'S NO INTELLENT LIFE HERE1
  • GOD MADE THE IRISH NUMBER 1
  • DIAL 911 MAKE A COP COME
  • UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL BE SOLD INTO SLAVERY
  • CHAMPION BROWN NOSE
  • I MAY NOT HAVE THE CHERRY BUT I STILL HAVE THE BOX IT CAME IN
  • IT'S HARD TO SOAR WITH EAGLES WHEN YOU RIDE WITH TURKEYS
  • IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BUY ME A BEER
  • THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
  • KISS MY REBEL ASS
  • I LOVE MY OL' MAN
  • I LOVE MY OL' LADY
  • PLEASE KEEP YOUR ASS OUT
  • A WISE MONKEY DOES'NT MONKEY WITH ANOTHER MONKEYS MONKEY
  • OFFICIAL MEMBER OF DICKS "R" US
  • IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO PERISHED OR NEVER RETURNED FROM VIETNAM
  • FOR THOSE WHO FOUGHT FOR IT FREEDOM HAS A FLAVORTHE PROTECTED WILL NEVER KNOW
  • NEVER MIND THE DOG BEWARE OF THE OWNER
  • AMERICAN FLAG (LEFT)
  • BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY OVER THIS PHONE
  • 13
  • I LIKE LIPSTICK AROUND MY DIPSTICK
  • VET
  • LADY MOON RIDER
  • POW-MIA YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN
  • EIGHT BALL
  • ROLLING DICE
  • NO JAP SHIT
  • SKULL W/MOHAWK
  • SMILEY FACE W/BULLET HOLE
  • ROSE
  • TRUCKER NUDE (RIGHT)
  • SKELETON HAND PEACE SIGN
  • ENGLISH SPOKEN HERE
  • WINGED WHEEL
  • NO F'N HELMETS
  • WOODPECKER (LEFT)
  • WOODPECKER (RIGHT)
  • SKULL W/AVIATORS
  • MUSTACHE RIDES FREE
  • MIDDLE FINGER W/RAP THIS
  • MIDDLE FINGER.
  • WARNING ZERO TO BITCH IN 2.3 SECONDS
  • WARNING 3 OUT OF 5 MARRIAGES END WITH A BLOW TO THE HEAD
  • SKULL W/BANDANA AND GLASSES
  • SKELETON HEAD YING YANG
  • WILL WORK FOR SEX
  • WILL WORK FOR BEER
  • WARNING CONTENTS OF THIS HELMET IS UNDER EXTREME PRESSURE
  • WARNING IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE AS MUCH AS I VALUE THIS MOTORCYCLE DON'T FUCK WITH IT
  • I LOVE SEX
  • D.O.T. DEPARTMENT OF TURKEYS
  • SKULL W/BANDANA (LEFT)
  • SKULL W/BANDANA (RIGHT)
  • 100% TESTOSTERONE
  • I SUFFER FROM CRS CAN'T REMEMBER SHIT
  • WARNING IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE AS MUCH AS I VALUE THESE TOOLS DON'T FUCK WITH THEM
  • SLAVE W/FEET
  • MASTER W/FEET
  • NO CHICKENS
  • NO RUGRATS
  • PROTECTED BY THE BILL OF RIGHTS
  • KISS MY REBEL ASS
  • US I-69
  • IRON CROSS IN CIRCLE
  • THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
  • 69
  • WHAT PART OF NO DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
  • NO SENIOR CITIZENS DISCOUNTS YOU HAVE HAD ENOUGH TIME TO GET UP THE MONEY
  • I SUFFER FRM PMS (PUTTING UP WITH MENS SHIT)
  • FEAR THIS
  • REBEL FLAG (LEFT)
  • REBEL FLAG (RIGHT)
  • EQUAL RIGHTS FOR SOUTHERN WHITES
  • FREEDOM OF CHOICE
  • OFFICIAL BASTARD OF THE YEAR
  • REDNECK AND PROUD OF IT
  • SOUTHERN BY BIRTH REBEL BY CHOICE
  • GIMME HEAD
  • FOXY RIDER
  • ENJOY YOUR FREEDOM THANK A VET
  • CHERRIES
  • USA GRADE AA HAWG
  • USA 69
  • I'M A MISSION FROM GOD
  • TRUST ME!
  • UP YOURS BITCH W/DOG
  • LEGALIZE FREEDOM IN ARK
  • ANARCHY
  • VIETNAM VETERAN IN ARK
  • THREE CROSSES
  • ALL PEOPLE SUCK
  • NO JAP SHIT IN CIRCLE
  • NO LOT LIZARDS
  • DIVERS FLAG
  • THESE COLORS DON'T RUN
  • ALL GAVE SOME, SOME GAVE ALL
  • IRELAND
  • OFFICIAL SAUSAGE INSPECTOR
  • OFFICIAL CLAM INSPECTOR
  • POW MIA YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN
  • IRELAND
  • VET VIETNAM
  • VET KOREA
  • SUPER BITCH
  • ONLY IN AMERICA CAN A HOMELSS VETERAN LIVE IN A CARDBOARD BOX WHILE A DRAFT DODGER LIVES IN THE WHITE HOUSE
  • TRY BURNING THIS FLAG ASSHOLE
  • VET GULF WAR
  • PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
  • DILLIGAF
  • THE PRICE OF FREEDOM IS WRITTEN ON THE WALL
  • ONE BOMB CAN RUIN A PERFECT DAY SUPPORT THE ARMED FORCES
  • OFFICIAL TIT INSPECTOR
  • MECHANIC FROM HELL
  • HERITAGE NOT PREDJUDICE
  • GENUINE IRISH MADE IN THE USA
  • VET VIETNAM
  • USA GRADE AA IRISH
  • GENUINE BEER DRINKER MADE IN THE USA
  • YING YANG (OVAL)
  • OFFICIAL DICK INSPECTOR
  • GENUINE POOL PLAYER
  • GENUINE SCUBA DIVER
  • GENUINE DART PLAYER
  • OFFICIAL PUPPY INSPECTOR
  • INDIAN CHIEF
  • THIS BIKE EATS HONDAS AND SHIT'S YAMAHAS
  • AT 200 MPH YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS
  • SEX LIMIT 69
  • COCK LIQUOR ONLY FOR THE LADIES
  • BELIEVER W/ALIEN FACE
  • CAUTION IF RIDER IS INJURED DO NOT REMOVE HELMET
  • SKULL W/CROSSBONES IN CIRCLE
  • SMALL REBEL FLAGS
  • WARNING I SMOKE AND ENJOY THEM SO BUTT OUT
  • SEX I ALWAYS DO IT THE HARD WAY
  • POW MIA BRING THEM HOME OR SEND US BACK
  • KEEP IT FLYIN
  • EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLED
  • FUCK-OFF (SIGN LANGUAGE)
  • PIGS HEAD
  • OFFICIAL BITCHS ARE US MEMBER
  • WARNING NOTHING IN HERE IS WORTH DYING FOR
  • FREEDOM ISN'T FREE THANK A VET
  • GENUINE AMERICAN BADASS
  • SET THEM PUPPIES FREE
  • GOD GUNS AND GUTS MADE AMERICA. LETS KEEP ALL 3
  • CALVIN PEEING ON IRAQ
  • CALVIN PEEING ON HELMET LAWS
  • CALVIN PEEING ON JAP BIKES
  • BULLDOG FACE
  • CHARGING BULLDOG
  • BULLDOG FACE IN CIRCLE
  • EMERGENCY MASSAGE THERAPIST (SHOW ME WHERE IT HURTS)
  • Trucker Nude (Left)
  • SMALL ROUND WTF
  • DOBERMAN (RETAIL ONLY)
  • TRIUMPH
  • MOTHER HIGHLY DANGEROUS FUCKER 5x3 (RETAIL SALE ONLY)DISCOUNT DOES NOT APPLY TO THIS ITEM
  • GENUINE AMERICAN BAD ASS 5x3 (RETAIL SALE ONLY) DISCOUNT DOES NOT APPLY TO THIS ITEM
  • NOVELTY SMALL ROUND DOT
  • SMALL ROUND FU
  • GUARANTEED 100% PURE BULLSHIT!
  • TO ALL OUR ARMED FORCES I THANK YOU
  • THIS BUDS FOR YOU
  • ROUTE 66
  • EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLED
•    Flag Stickers
  • THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
  • KISS MY REBEL ASS
  • AMERICAN FLAG (LEFT)
  • BUY AMERICAN
  • CROSSED CHECKER FLAG
  • PROUD TO BE AMERICANS
  • KISS MY REBEL ASS
  • THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
  • CROSSED REBEL FLAGS
  • REBEL FLAG (LEFT)
  • REBEL FLAG (RIGHT)
  • EQUAL RIGHTS FOR SOUTHERN WHITES
  • FREEDOM OF CHOICE
  • REDNECK AND PROUD OF IT
  • SOUTHERN BY BIRTH REBEL BY CHOICE
  • THESE COLORS DON'T RUN
  • ALL GAVE SOME, SOME GAVE ALL
  • TRY BURNING THIS FLAG ASSHOLE
  • PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
  • HERITAGE NOT PREDJUDICE
  • SMALL REBEL FLAGS
  • KEEP IT FLYIN
  • FREEDOM ISN'T FREE THANK A VET
  • TO ALL OUR ARMED FORCES I THANK YOU
  • TEXAS FLAG
•    Warnings! Stickers
  • WARNING. EASILY PROVOKED AND HEAVILY ARMED
  • WARNING ZERO TO BITCH IN 2.3 SECONDS
  • WARNING 3 OUT OF 5 MARRIAGES END WITH A BLOW TO THE HEAD
  • WARNING CONTENTS OF THIS HELMET IS UNDER EXTREME PRESSURE
  • WARNING IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE AS MUCH AS I VALUE THIS MOTORCYCLE DON'T FUCK WITH IT
  • WARNING IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE AS MUCH AS I VALUE THESE TOOLS DON'T FUCK WITH THEM
  • WARNING PROTECTED BY ELECTRONIC ALARM A.B.S. ALARM SYSTEMS
  • WARNING I SMOKE AND ENJOY THEM SO BUTT OUT
  • WARNING NOTHING IN HERE IS WORTH DYING FOR
  • WARNING THE ONLY BUTTS ALLOWED IN HERE ARE NAKED ONES. NO SMOKING
•    Religious Stickers
  • RIDE FOR JESUS
  • I LOVE JESUS AND I RIDE A MOTORCYCLE W/HEART
  • JESUS HAPPENS
  • BLESS THIS BIKE
  • GOD IS MY CO-PILOT
  • WIDE OPEN TILL YOU SEE GOD THEN BRAKE
  • I LOVE JESUS!
  • POWERED BY FAITH
  • MOTORCYCLES AND JESUS A WAY OF LIFE
  • POW-MIA YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN
  • JESUS SAVES BIKERS TOO!
  • PRAY
  • WWJD
  • JESUS IS COMING. LOOK BUSY
  • I'M A MISSION FROM GOD
  • THREE CROSSES
  • BORN OK THE FIRST TIME
  • IN THE END IT'S BETWEEN YOU AND GOD, IT WAS NEVER BETWEEN YOU AND THEM
  • RIDING WITH GOD
•    Veteran Stickers
  • VIETANM VETERAN
  • IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO NEVER RETURNED FROM VIETNAM
  • VIETNAM GOOD SOLDIERS BAD POLITICIANS
  • IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO PERISHED OR NEVER RETURNED FROM VIETNAM
  • FOR THOSE WHO FOUGHT FOR IT FREEDOM HAS A FLAVORTHE PROTECTED WILL NEVER KNOW
  • VET
  • ENJOY YOUR FREEDOM THANK A VET
  • VIETNAM VETERAN IN ARK
  • I AM AN AMERICAN VETERAN AND I VOTE
  • THESE COLORS DON'T RUN
  • ALL GAVE SOME, SOME GAVE ALL
  • POW MIA YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN
  • VET VIETNAM
  • VET KOREA
  • ONLY IN AMERICA CAN A HOMELSS VETERAN LIVE IN A CARDBOARD BOX WHILE A DRAFT DODGER LIVES IN THE WHITE HOUSE
  • TRY BURNING THIS FLAG ASSHOLE
  • VET GULF WAR
  • PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
  • THE PRICE OF FREEDOM IS WRITTEN ON THE WALL
  • ONE BOMB CAN RUIN A PERFECT DAY SUPPORT THE ARMED FORCES
  • VET VIETNAM
  • POW MIA BRING THEM HOME OR SEND US BACK
  • FREEDOM ISN'T FREE THANK A VET
  • VFW VETERANS FUCKED BY WASHINGTON
  • GOD PLEASE WATCH OVER OUR TROOPS ESPECIALLY THE SNIPERS
•    Bike Related Stickers
  • LET THOSE WHO RIDE DECIDE
  • FTW
  • LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES
  • CRASHIN' SUCKS
  • FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS RIDE RICE BURNERS
  • IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BIKE YOU'RE NOT A BIKER!
  • IF IT HAS TITS OR WHEELS IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS
  • RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE, DRUG FREE
  • CHROME WON'T GET YOU HOME
  • HELMET LAWS SUCK
  • INJECTION IS NICE BUT I'D RATHER BE BLOWN
  • CAPABLE OF EVADING HIGH SPEED PERSUIT
  • ASS, GAS OR GRASS, NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE
  • RIDE FREE
  • MOTORCYCLE S SAVED MY LIFE
  • IS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH? TOUCH THIS BIKE AND FIND OUT!
  • HELMET LAW'S STILL SUCK
  • GET ON, SHUT UP AND HOLD TIGHT!
  • CHROME MAY NOT GET YOU HOME BUT IT CAN GET YOU LAID!
  • BEING A BIKER IS NOT A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH IT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT
  • RIDE NAKED
  • LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO RIDE WITH UGLY MEN
  • FTW FOREVER TWO WHEELS
  • I VOTE AND I RIDE A MOTORCYCLE
  • RIDE LONGER, LIVE LONGER
  • LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES JESUS SAVES SOULS!
  • DON'T ASK TO RIDE MY BIKE AND I WON'T ASK TO RIDE YOUR BITCH
  • YOU CAN'T RIDE IF YOUR FRIED
  • RIDE FOR JESUS
  • I LOVE JESUS AND I RIDE A MOTORCYCLE W/HEART
  • BLESS THIS BIKE
  • GOD IS MY CO-PILOT
  • LOUD AND PROUD
  • MY OTHER TOY HAS A DICK
  • HUCKIN' FARLEY
  • BIKERS HAVE MORE FUN THAN PEOPLE DO
  • IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
  • IF BIKE WEEK WERE A FAMILY AFFAIR MOTORCYCLES WOULD HAVE 4 DOORS
  • WIDE OPEN TILL YOU SEE GOD THEN BRAKE
  • SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BIKER
  • WFO (WIDE FUCKIN' OPEN)
  • RULE NUMBER ONE, NEVER TOUCH MY MOTORCYCLE!
  • HELMET LAWS SUCK
  • DO NOT CHECK GAS WITH LIGHTER DUMMY
  • MOTORCYCLES AND JESUS A WAY OF LIFE
  • JESUS SAVES BIKERS TOO!
  • I LOVE MY OL' MAN
  • EIGHTEEN GRAND AND EIGHTEEN MILES DON'T MAKE YOU A BIKER
  • YES IT'S FAST AND NO YOU CAN'T RIDE IT
  • I FEEL THE NEED FOR SPEED
  • LADY RIDER
  • NEVER RIDE FASTER THAN YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL CAN FLY
  • FOR SOME THERE'S THERAPY FOR THE REST OF US THERE'S MOTORCYCLES
  • I SUFFER FROM P.M.S. (PARKED MOTORCYCLE SYNDROME)
  • RIDE IT LIKE IT'S STOLEN
  • SEE NO EVO. HEAR NO EVO, RIDE NO EVO
  • ASPHALT COWBOY
  • NO FAT CHICKS, FENDER WILL SCRAPE
  • GET ON, RELAX, DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
  • ARE WE GONNA RIDE OR ARE WE GONNA DICK AROUND ALL DAY
  • DITCH THE BITCH AND LETS RIDE
  • DON'T EVEN THINK OF SITTING ON THIS BIKE (UNLESS YOU'RE NAKED)
  • THE MOST DANGEROUS PLACE IN THE WORLD IS BETWEEN A MAN AND HIS MOTORCYCLE
  • TELLING A MAN IS BIKE IS PRETTY IS LIKE TELLING HIM HIS DICK IS CUTE
  • I'M ADDICTED TO HIM AND HE'S A DICK TO ME
  • WINGED WHEEL
  • WORN UNDER PROTEST
  • WARNING IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE AS MUCH AS I VALUE THIS MOTORCYCLE DON'T FUCK WITH IT
  • THIS BIKE EATS HONDAS AND SHIT'S YAMAHAS
  • CAUTION IF RIDER IS INJURED DO NOT REMOVE HELMET
  • CALVIN PEEING ON HELMET LAWS
  • I'M RETIRED GO AROUND ME
  • YO HO HO IT'S A BIKERS LIFE FOR ME
  • BUILT NOT BOUGHT
  • MY OL' LADY YES MY DOG MAYBE MY MOTORCYCLE NEVER
  • 9 OUT OF 10 BIKERS PREFER ORAL SEX!
  • GET OFF MY ASS
  • LONG LIVE BIKERS
  • NOTHING QUITE LIKE A 900 POUND VIBRATOR
  • I GOT A HARLEY FOR MY WIFE, IT WAS A GOOD TRADE!
  • I GOT A HARLEY FOR MY HUSBAND, IT WAS A GOOD TRADE
  • TIME TO RIDE
  • F.T.W. (SMALL ROUND STICKER)
  • TRIUMPH
  • MOTHER HIGHLY DANGEROUS FUCKER 5x3 (RETAIL SALE ONLY)DISCOUNT DOES NOT APPLY TO THIS ITEM
  • GENUINE AMERICAN BAD ASS 5x3 (RETAIL SALE ONLY) DISCOUNT DOES NOT APPLY TO THIS ITEM
  • NOVELTY SMALL ROUND DOT
  • LACONIA 2009 ARC *RETAIL SALE ONLY*
  • LACONIA2009 SCRIPT *RETAIL SALE ONLY*
  • LACONIA 2009 ROUND *RETAIL SALE ONLY*
  • HARLEY RIDERS ARE A DIME A DOZEN BIKERS ARE A RARE BREED
  • AMERICAN BY BIRTH BIKER BY CHOICE
  • FATBOY
  • SPORTSTER
  • I'D RATHER PUSH A HARLEY THAN RIDE A HONDA
  • RIDE HARD YOU CAN REST WHEN YOU DIE
  • LADY BIKER
  • IF YOU SEE MY BIKE ON A TRAILER DIAL 911
  • IT WAS A BRAVE MAN WHO FIRST ATE THE CLAM
  • IF YOU CAN READ THIS BACK THE FUCK UP
  • HONK IF YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A GUN FIRED FROM A MOVING OBJECT
  • FLATHEAD-KNUCLEHEAD-PANHEAD-SHOVELHEAD-BLOCKHEAD-GIMMEHEAD
  • THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FREE RIDE
  • 4 WHEELS MOVE THE BODY 2 WHEELS MOVE THE SOUL
•    Top Selling Stickers
  • LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES
  • DIE CUT SKULL & CROSS BONES
  • SKULL AND CROSS BONES IN CIRCLE
  • SKULL W/ TOP HAT (RIGHT)
  • SKULL W/ TOP HAT (LEFT)
  • MOON EYE'S (RIGHT)
  • NO TOOLS LOANED
  • INSTANT ASSHOLE, JUST ADD ALCOHOL
  • D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
  • SHIT HAPPENS
  • MOON EYE'S (LEFT)
  • HELMET LAWS SUCK
  • CHOPPER CROSS
  • MY BOSS IS A FUCKIN' ASSHOLE!
  • ASS, GAS OR GRASS, NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE
  • SHOW YOUR TITS!
  • VIETANM VETERAN
  • IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO NEVER RETURNED FROM VIETNAM
  • I HAVE A HARD TIME REMEMBERING NAMES CAN I JUST CALL YOU ASSHOLE!
  • PRACTICE SAFE SEX, GO FUCK YOURSELF!
  • I'M NOT TOTALLY USELESS, I CAN BE USED AS A BAD EXAMPLE
  • DIP ME IN HONEY AND THROW ME TO THE LESBIANS
  • FUCK OFF! END OF STORY
  • HORN BROKEN, WATCH FOR FINGER
  • SORRY I'M LATE BUT FUCKIN' OFF TAKES TIME!
  • IF YOU CAN'T RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS GET BACK ON THE PORCH
  • BITCH (BEAUTIFUL, INTELLIGENT, TALENTED, CUNNIN, HORNEY)
  • BIKERS HAVE MORE FUN THAN PEOPLE DO
  • IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
  • TO BE OLD AND WISE YOU MUST FIRST BE YOUNG AND STUPID
  • HAVE YOU HAD YOUR SPANKING TODAY
  • SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BIKER
  • RULE NUMBER ONE, NEVER TOUCH MY MOTORCYCLE!
  • RULE NUMBER ONE, NEVER TOUCH MY TOOLS
  • JUSTICE MY ASS I WANT REVENGE
  • JAVA JUNKIE
  • HELMET LAWS SUCK
  • BORN FREE TAXED TO DEATH
  • IF IT'S TOO LOUD YOUR TOO OLD!
  • MEAN PEOPLE SUCK NICE PEOPLE SWALLOW
  • IF YOU'RE NOT LIVING ON THE EDGE YOU'RE TAKING UP TO MUCH ROOM
  • YES IT'S FAST AND NO YOU CAN'T DRIVE IT
  • YES IT'S FAST AND NO YOU CAN'T RIDE IT
  • FOR MY NEXT TRICK I'LL NEED A CONDOM AND A VOLUNTEER
  • THERE'S ABSOLUTLY NO EXCUSE FOR WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO
  • THE MORE PEOPLE I MEET THE BETTER I LIKE MY DOG
  • FUCK MILK GOT POT?
  • WILD CHILD
  • FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN' FUCK
  • LADY RIDER
  • NEVER RIDE FASTER THAN YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL CAN FLY
  • BAD ASS
  • WHAT AM I AN ASSHOLE MAGNET
  • WOULD YOU DRIVE BETTER WITH THE PHONE UP YOUR ASS
  • BAD ASS GIRLS RIDE BAD ASS TOYS
  • HOW CAN I MISS YOU WHEN YOU WON'T GO AWAY
  • AND YOUR POINT IS
  • BEER FOR OVER 200 YEARS MAKING UGLY PEOPLE LOOK GODD
  • I DO WHAT I WANT CASE CLOSED
  • LACK OF PLANNING ON YOUR PART DOES NOT CONSTITUTE A N EMERGENCY ON MY PART
  • AND YOUR CRYBABY WHINY ASS OPINION WOULD BE
  • I SEE THE FUCK UP FAIRY HAS VISITED US AGAIN
  • I'M OUT OF MY MIND BUT PLEASE FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A MESSAGE
  • DO I LOOK LIKE A PEOPLE PERSON
  • I STARTED OUT WITH NOTHING AND STILL HAVE MOST OF IT LEFT
  • REMEMBER, IF THE WORLD DIDN'T SUCK WE'D ALL FALL OFF
  • BE A FLIRT LIFT YOUR SHIRT
  • I TOLD MY DAD I STOPPED RAISIN' HELL, HE CALLED ME A QUITTER
  • IF I'D KNOWN I'D LIVE THIS LONG I WOULD HAVE TAKEN BETTER CARE OF MYSELF
  • MY PARENTS SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME AN ASSHOLE
  • YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP
  • WHATEVER!
  • FOR SOME THERE'S THERAPY FOR THE REST OF US THERE'S MOTORCYCLES
  • FIGHT CRIME, SHOOT FIRST
  • RIDE IT LIKE IT'S STOLEN
  • I CAN ONLY BE NICE TO ONE PERSON A DAY, TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY
  • EVERYDAY I'M FORCED TO ADD ANOTHER NAME TO THE LIST OF PEOPLE WHO PISS ME OFF
  • I'M NOT SPEEDING, I'M QUALIFYING
  • EVER STOP TO THINK AND FORGET TO START AGAIN?
  • FAMOUS LAST WORDS "WATCH THIS"
  • DAMN I GOT OLD QUICK
  • TATTOOED CHICKS KICK ASS
  • LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO TAKE SHIT FROM ANYBODY
  • IF YOU RUN YOU'LL ONLY GO TO JAIL TIRED
  • JUST HOW BIG WERE THOSE TWO BEERS
  • IF I LEARNED FROM MY MISTAKES I'D BE A FUCKIN' GENIUS
  • I LIVE IN MY OWN LITTLE WORLD BUT IT'S OK THEY KNOW ME HERE
  • IF I GAVE A FUCK YOU'DE BE THE FIRST PERSON I GAVE IT TO
  • WARNING. EASILY PROVOKED AND HEAVILY ARMED
  • HONOR STUDENT YES YOUR HONOR NO YOUR HONOR
  • ARE YOU STONED OR JUST STUPID
  • ARE WE GONNA RIDE OR ARE WE GONNA DICK AROUND ALL DAY
  • DON'T EVEN THINK OF SITTING ON THIS BIKE (UNLESS YOU'RE NAKED)
  • BACK THE FUCK OFF
  • B.A.D.D. BIKERS AGAINST DUMB DRIVERS
  • INK, IT DOES A BODY GOOD
  • I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE
  • IT'S EASIER TO BEG FOR FORGIVENESS THEN TO ASK FOR PERMISSION
  • BACK OFF
  • TELL YOUR KIDS TO STOP POINTING AT ME
  • SAVE YOUR BREATH YOU'LL NEED IT LATER TO BLOW UP YOUR DATE
  • IF YOU DON'T LIKE GUNS DON'T BUY THEM
  • I STARTED OUT DRAWING ON MY ARM NOW LOOK AT ME
  • HOW ABOUT I JUST SMACK THE STUPID OUT OF YOU
  • ARE YOU TRYING TO PICK ME UP ONE ASSHOLE IN MY PANTS IS ENOUGH
  • LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT WOMAN A NYMPHOMANIAC WHO OWNS A GAS STATION
  • MY GIVE A DAMNS BUSTED
  • DOES THIS BIKE MAKE MY ASS LOOK FAT?
  • YOU NEVER SEE A MOTORCYCLE PARKED OUTSIDE A THERAPIST OFFICE
  • FUCK ENTERTAINERS AND ATHLETES PAY THE HEROES!
  • GIT R DONE
  • POW-MIA YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN
  • SMILEY FACE W/BULLET HOLE
  • TRUCKER NUDE (RIGHT)
  • MIDDLE FINGER.
  • CROSSED REBEL FLAGS
  • THESE COLORS DON'T RUN
  • ALL GAVE SOME, SOME GAVE ALL
  • TRY BURNING THIS FLAG ASSHOLE
  • DILLIGAF
  • GENUINE BEER DRINKER MADE IN THE USA
  • INDIAN CHIEF
  • SKULL W/CROSSBONES IN CIRCLE
  • WHATS YOUR BITCH BITCH
  • FUCK-OFF (SIGN LANGUAGE)
  • SET THEM PUPPIES FREE
  • I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD
  • Trucker Nude (Left)
  • I WILL NOT BE FORCED TO LEARN A FOREIGN
  • WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO PRESS #1 FOR ENGLISH
  • I'M NOT FLUENT IN IDIOT SO PLEASE STOP TALKING
  • BUILT NOT BOUGHT
  • I'M NOT A GYNECOLOGIST BUT I'LL TAKE A LOOK
  • MY OL' LADY YES MY DOG MAYBE MY MOTORCYCLE NEVER
  • POLITICAIANS
  • PLEASE TELL YOUR TITS TO STOP STARING AT ME EYES
  • YOU'RE SMILING THAT ALONE SCARES ME
  • HEAR NO SHIT SPEAK NO SHIT TAKE NO SHIT
  • DO NOT START WITH ME, YOU WILL NOT WIN
  • MOTHER HIGHLY DANGEROUS FUCKER 5x3 (RETAIL SALE ONLY)DISCOUNT DOES NOT APPLY TO THIS ITEM
  • GENUINE AMERICAN BAD ASS 5x3 (RETAIL SALE ONLY) DISCOUNT DOES NOT APPLY TO THIS ITEM
  • I LOVE BOOBIES
  • I AND THE LEGAL SYSTEM DECIDED IT'S TIME FOR ME TO STOP DRINKING!
  • I'M NOT AN ASSHOLE, I JUST HAVE A LOW BULLSHIT TOLLERANCE
  • I MOLESTED MYSELF LAST NIGHT, I SAID NO BUT I KNEW I WANTED IT!
  • YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, USE IT!
  • VFW VETERANS FUCKED BY WASHINGTON
  • RIDE HARD YOU CAN REST WHEN YOU DIE
  • THIS BUDS FOR YOU
  • I'M STARTING TO WONDER HOW 4 YEARS WITH NO PRESIDENT WOULD BE
  • SO THIS IRISH GUY WALKS OUT OF A BAR (NO REALLY IT COULD HAPPEN)
  • I DON'T NEED $EX MY GOVERMENT$ FUCKING ME EVERY CHANCE IT GET$
  • SAVE THE EARTH (IT'S THE ONLY PLANET WITH BEER)
  • DOESN'T JUMP WELL FOR OTHERS
  • IT WAS A BRAVE MAN WHO FIRST ATE THE CLAM
  • GOD PLEASE WATCH OVER OUR TROOPS ESPECIALLY THE SNIPERS
  • YOU KEEP YOUR CHANGE I'LL KEEP MY GOD, MY GUN AND MY FREEDOM
  • IF YOU CAN READ THIS BACK THE FUCK UP
  • FUCK NO
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASSHOLE
  • FUCK EM' IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE
  • PROUD PARENT OF A U.S. SOLDIER
  • PROUD PARENT OF A U.S. MARINE
  • IF YOU'RE GONNA RIDE MY ASS AT LEAST PULL MY HAIR
  • DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT?
  • PEOPLE SAY I HAVE A BAD ATTITUDE I SAY FUCK EM'
  • COULD THE LAST AMERICAN OUT OF THIS COUNTRY PLEASE GRAB THE FLAG
  • SOME CALL IT BITCHING I CALL IT MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKING
  • A BLOW JOB IS NOT A SIGN OF PERSONAL GROWTH
  • THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FREE RIDE
  • CHILL THE FUCK OUT
  • KNOW YOUR ABC'S ALWAYS BE COOL
  • HONK IF YOU LOVE AMERICA
•    Gun Stickers
  • PROTECTED BY LOADED GUNS
  • GUN CONTROL IS BEING ABLE TO HIT YOUR TARGET
  • LOCK & LOAD
  • IF I'D SHOT YOU WHEN I WANTED TO I'D BE OUT BY NOW
  • FOR SAFETY SAKE REMOVE SKI MASK AND UNLOAD ALL WEAPONS BEFORE ENTERING
  • A GUN SOCIETY IS A POLITE SOCIETY
  • KEEP HONKING I'M RELOADING
  • FIGHT CRIME, SHOOT FIRST
  • THIS DRIVER CARRIES LESS THAN 20LBS OF AMMO
  • ON THE COUNT OF 3 YOU TURN AROUND AND I'LL SHOOT
  • IF I DON'T SHOOT SOMEONE SOON I'M GONNA FORGET HOW TO
  • IF YOU DON'T LIKE GUNS DON'T BUY THEM
  • SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE ONLY BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL TO KILL THEM
  • MY WIFE YES, MY DOG NO, MY GUN NEVER
  • SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST FUN TO SHOOT
  • NEVER MIND THE DOG BEWARE OF THE OWNER
  • GOD GUNS AND GUTS MADE AMERICA. LETS KEEP ALL 3
  • BULLETPROOF
  • HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN
  • GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE I KILL PEOPLE
  • WOMEN ARE LIKE GUNS KEEP IT AROUND LONG ENOUGH AND YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO SHOOT IT
  • ARMED WITH A DANGEROUS MIND
  • HONK IF YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A GUN FIRED FROM A MOVING OBJECT
•    Smokin' Stickers
  • POT LEAF
  • ZIG-ZAG MAN
  • IN SEARCH OF THE ETERNAL BUZZ
  • LEGALIZE
  • CHRONIC
  • ENJOY
  • FUCK MILK GOT POT?
  • I LOVE MARIJUANA
  • GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN
  • 420 CLUB MEMBER
  • ARE YOU STONED OR JUST STUPID
  • 13
  • WARNING I SMOKE AND ENJOY THEM SO BUTT OUT
  • I SMOKE FUCKIN' DEAL WITH IT
  • THIS BUDS FOR YOU
  • WARNING THE ONLY BUTTS ALLOWED IN HERE ARE NAKED ONES. NO SMOKING
•    Rebel stickers
  • REDNECK AND PROUD OF IT
  • THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
  • KISS MY REBEL ASS
  • PROUD TO BE AMERICANS
  • KISS MY REBEL ASS
  • THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
  • CROSSED REBEL FLAGS
  • REBEL FLAG (LEFT)
  • REBEL FLAG (RIGHT)
  • EQUAL RIGHTS FOR SOUTHERN WHITES
  • FREEDOM OF CHOICE
  • REDNECK AND PROUD OF IT
  • SOUTHERN BY BIRTH REBEL BY CHOICE
  • HERITAGE NOT PREDJUDICE
  • SMALL REBEL FLAGS
  • KEEP IT FLYIN
•    Tattoo stickers
  • SCREWED BLUE AND TATTOOED
  • TATTOOS ARE MORE THAN SKIN DEEP!
  • TATTOO POWER
  • KISS MY TATTOO!
  • INK-PEIRCE-PAIN
  • IF YOUR SO COOL WHERE'S YOUR TATTOO
  • LOVE ME LOVE MY TATTOO'S
  • TATTOOED CHICKS KICK ASS
  • TATTOOED WHITE TRASH
  • BEAUTIFY AMERICA GET A TATTOO!
  • INK, IT DOES A BODY GOOD
  • I STARTED OUT DRAWING ON MY ARM NOW LOOK AT ME
•    Display Cases
  • SMALL COUNTER TOP DISPLAY W/ ATTATCHED COVER
•    Skulls
  • SKELETON INDIA W/ FEATHER
  • SKULL AND CROSS BONES IN CIRCLE
  • SKULL W/ GERMAN HELMET (RIGHT)
  • SKULL W/ GERMAN HELMET (LEFT)
  • SKULL W/ TOP HAT (RIGHT)
  • SKULL W/ TOP HAT (LEFT)
  • SPIRITUAL SKULL W/FEATHERS
  • SKULL W/BANDANA AND GLASSES
  • SKELETON HEAD YING YANG
  • SKULL W/WIDE EYES
  • SKULL W/BANDANA (LEFT)
  • SKULL W/BANDANA (RIGHT)
  • SKULL W/CROSSBONES IN CIRCLE
•    LARGE VET STICKERS
  • ONLY IN AMERICA CAN A HOMELESS WAR VETERAN SLEEP IN A CARDBOARD BOX WHILE A DRAFT DODGER SLEEPS IN THE WHITE HOUSE
  • ENJOY YOUR FREEDOM THANK A VET
  • THESE COLORS DON'T RUN
  • VFW VETERANS FUCKED BY WASHINGTON
  • TRY BURNING THIS FLAG ASSHOLE
  • ALL GAVE SOME SOME GAVE ALL 2 1/2 x 3 1/2
  • PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
  • IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO PERISHED OR NEVER RETURNED FROM VIETNAM
  • THE PRICE OF FREEDOM IS WRITTEN ON THE WALL
  • VET VIETNAM
  • VET GULF WAR
  • VET KOREA
  • POW MIA YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN
  • I AM AN AMERICAN VETERAN AND I VOTE
  • ONE BOMB CAN RUIN A PERFECT DAY SUPPORT YOUR ARMED FORCES
•    PAST & PRESENT BIKE SHOWS
  • STURGIS ROCKER 2008
  • BIKETOBERFEST 2008 ROCKER
  • BIKETOBERFEST 2008
  • STURGIS 2008 SCRIPT
  • STURGIS 07 ARK
  • STURGIS 07 WOLF
  • STURGIS 07 SCRIPT
  • BIKEWEEK 09 (RETAIL ONLY)
  • BIKEWEEK 09 ARK (RETAIL ONLY)
  • LACONIA 2009 ARC *RETAIL SALE ONLY*
  • LACONIA2009 SCRIPT *RETAIL SALE ONLY*
  • LACONIA 2009 ROUND *RETAIL SALE ONLY*
•    **DISPLAY CASE
  • Sticker Display Case
  • DISPLAY CASE/GUARANTEED UNBREAKABLE
  • SMALL COUNTER TOP DISPLAY W/ ATTATCHED COVER
•    BUMPER STICKERS
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASSHOLE
  • IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO NEVER RETURNED FROM VIETNAM
  • DIP ME IN HONEY AND THROW MW TO THE LESBIANS
  • OFFICIAL BASTARD OF THE YEAR
  • OFFICAIL BITCH OF THE YEAR
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH
  • IT'S A BASTARD
  • PLACES TO GO PEOPLE TO ANNOY
  • IT'S A SICK WORLD AND I'M A HAPPY GUY
  • IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE AIR IN YOUR HEAD
  • MAKING LOVE TO A YOUNGER WOMAN MAY BE FATAL BUT IF SHE DIES SHE DIES
  • I DON'T DRIVE FAST I FLY LOW
  • I'M SO MISERABLE WITHOUT YOU IT'S LIKE HAVING YOU HERE
  • EAT RIGHT, STAY FIT DIE ANYWAYS
  • NO JEHOVAHS
  • QUESTION AUTHORITY
  • TO ALL OUR ARMED FORCES, I THANK YOU (9X3) RETAIL ONLY
•    OLDIES BUT GOODIES
  • HELMET LAWS SUCK
•    **SMALL COUNTER TOP DISPLAY
  • SMALL COUNTER TOP DISPLAY W/ ATTATCHED COVER
•    Politically motivated
  • GOD PLEASE WATCH OVER OUR TROOPS ESPECIALLY THE SNIPERS
  • YOU KEEP YOUR CHANGE I'LL KEEP MY GOD, MY GUN AND MY FREEDOM
  • I DO NOT WANT MY GOVERMENT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO
  • THAT'S OK I WASN'T USING MY CIVIL LIBERTIES ANYWAYS
  • AMERICAN BY BIRTH ASSHOLE BY CHOICE
  • IF WE FORGET THAT WE ARE ONE NATION UNDER GOD WE WILL BECOME ONE NATION GONE UNDER
  • PROUD PARENT OF A U.S. SOLDIER
  • PROUD PARENT OF A U.S. MARINE
  • POLITICALLY INCORRECT & MORALLY IMPAIRED
  • COULD THE LAST AMERICAN OUT OF THIS COUNTRY PLEASE GRAB THE FLAG
  • A BLOW JOB IS NOT A SIGN OF PERSONAL GROWTH
  • FREEDOM STATE OF BEING WITHOUT RESTRAINTS
  • THE HELL WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD, TIME TO FIX OUR COUNTRY
  • 5-1-11 JUSTICE SERVED
•    *Discontinued Items
  • HE WHO'S FASTER TRAVELS ALONE
  • DIE YUPPIE SCUM
  • I LOVE THE SMELL OF BURNT RICE
  • BORN TO LOSE
  • DRIVE FAST SAFETY LAST
  • SHE WASN'T MUCH OF A WRESTLER BUT HAVE SEEN HER BOX!
  • UGLY IS IN
  • EAT SHIT AND LIVE
  • I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS
  • THE DAYS OF SPORT FUCKING ARE OVER!
  • IT'S A BOOZE THING
  • WHITE COLLAR TRASH
  • FUCKEVO
  • RIDE HARD, DIE FAST
  • DRIVE FAST OR BE LAST
  • EAT THE RICH
  • TO HELL WITH HOW THEY DO IT IN CALIFORNIA
  • HEAD FIRST
  • LIFE'S TOO SHORT!
  • WANNABEE
  • IF YOU WANT MORE INCHES, STROKE IT
  • THANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES
  • IF YOU SEE MY EX GIVE HER A BIG SMACK FOR ME
  • IF YOU SEE MY EX GIVE HIM A BIG SMACK FOR ME
  • FEED THE HUNGRY SCREW THE HORNEY
  • I DON'T SUFFER FROM PMS, BUT EVERYONE ELSE DOES
  • BEWARE
  • I DON'T DRIVE FAST I JUST FLY LOW
  • REALITY BITES
  • WIDE LOAD
  • I'M HERE FOR A GOOD TIME, NOT A LONG TIME
  • I'LL DROP YOU LIKE A BAD HABIT
  • SKULL AND FEATHER (RETAIL ONLY)
  • WARNING, RIDER MAY BAIL OUT AT ANY TIME
  • WARNING DRIVER MAY BAIL OUT AT ANY TIME
  • THIS PLACE COULD USE AN ENEMA!
  • SHOW ME THE MONEY
  • SPEED KILLS
  • I'D RATHER BE FREE
  • PLEASE REMOVE YOUR STINKEY BUTT
  • I'D RATHER BE DANCING
  • I MAY BE USED BUT I'M NOT USED UP
  • I LOVE TRAINS
  • THERE IS NOTHING QUITE LIKE A SMALL MOUTH ON A STIFF ROD
  • I DON'T GET PISSES OFF TILL I GET PISSED ON!
  • SKATEBOARDING IS NOT A CRIME
  • KISS MY BASS!
  • BORN TO FISH
  • LIFE SUCKS
  • SICK OF IT ALL
  • I LOVE FISHING
  • A BAD DAY OF FISHING IS STILL BETTER THAN A GOOD DAY OF WORK
  • NO PIGS ALLOWED ON PREMISES
  • THIS IS NOT A SEX PHONE SO KEEP YOUR FUCKIN' HANDS OFF
  • TO ERR IS HUMAN TO REALLY SCREW THINGS UP YOU NEED A COMPUTER
  • WHEN YOU GOT EM' BY THE BALLS THEIR HEARTS AND MINDS WILL FOLLOW
  • NEED A FRIEND DIAL 1-800-GET-LOST
  • WARNING IF YOU ARE SMOKING YOU BETTER BE ON FIRE
  • I'M BAD FOR ME
  • HEMP
  • IS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH TOUCH THIS CAR AND FIND OUT
  • THERE'S NO SUBSTITE FOR CUBIC INCHES
  • IT'S NOT HOW DEEP YOU FISH IT'S HOW YOU WIGGLE YOUR WORM
  • SMOKERS DO IT TILL THEY'RE DEAD
  • MASTER
  • SLAVE
  • THE MEEK SHALL INHERT THE SHIT
  • MY COMPUTER SOMETIMES GOES DOWN ON ME
  • GIVE TILL IT HURTS
  • SUICIDE WOULDN'T EVEN BEGIN TO SOLVE MY PROBLEMS
  • I'M BROAD MINDED I THINK OF BROADS ALL THE TIME
  • IF YOU MUST SMOKE PLEASE DO NOT EXHALE
  • FUCK HER!
  • IS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH TOUCH THIS TRUCK AND FIND OUT
  • JESUS SAVES I SPEND LIKE HELL
  • ROCK AND ROLL
  • COUNTRY
  • GET A STRAW YOU SUCK
  • I'M MEAN PEOPLE
  • MY WEB ADDRESS IS WWW.KISSMYASS.COM
  • SECURITY
  • IF YOUR SO DECENT WHY DON'T YOU ADMIT YOUR NOT
  • NO ONE TO PLAY WITH GO PLAY WITH YOURSELF
  • HOW LOW CAN YOU GO
  • STAY ON YOU SIDE OF THE MIDDLE
  • TIMING IS EVERYTHING ON THIS PLANET
  • N.L.T.E.K.W.Y.T. (NEVER LET THE ENEMY KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING
  • MENACE TO SOBRIETY
  • IF YOU CAN'T CHEW IT YOU CAN'T SCREW IT
  • HOW? I ALREADY KNOW HOW! I NEED TO KNOW WHEN
  • TAKING MY TIME TO WIN
  • GIRLS RULE
  • COOLER THAN THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PILLOW
  • COOL CAT LOOKIN' FOR A KITTY!
  • MY BOYFRIENDS OUT OF TOWN
  • MY GIRLFRIENDS OUT OF TOWN
  • TALK IS CHEAP NOT TALKING CAN REALLY COST YOU
  • WHY IS THERE BRAIL AT DRIVE UP ATM'S
  • WOMEN ARE CURSED AND MEN ARE THE PROOF
  • DAYTONA BEACH FLA
  • MISSISSIPPI
  • SOUTH CAROLINA
  • ARKANSAS
  • LOUISIANA
  • KENTUCKY
  • NO 666
  • VET KOREA
  • JOHNNY REB IS NOT DEAD
  • PROTECT THE NEW ENDANGERED SPECIES
  • HEAD FIRST IN ARK
  • DIVERS DO IT DEEPER
  • BEEN DOWN LATELY
  • SCUBA
  • U.S.A. MASTER BAITER
  • PRIVATE HELL
  • WARNING IF NUDITY OFFENDS YOU DO NOT ENTER
  • MYRTLE BEACH SC
•    WGRBWILD
  • 50 DOZ. ASS'T DISCOUNT PRICE/***WHOLESALE ONLY***
•    Remembrance of 9-11
  • AMERICAN FLAG
  • PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
  • KILL EM' ALL LET GOD SORT THEM OUT
  • GOD BLESS AMERICA
  • IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO LOST THEIR LIVES AT THE HANDS OF TERRORIST SEPT. 11, 2001
  • VET IRAQ WAR
  • 5-1-11 JUSTICE SERVED
•    OVAL STICKERS
  • FU
  • FTW
  • VET
  • FNA
  • BAD
  • MOM
  • DAD
  • GOD
  • TIT
  • BUD
  • TNA
  • BOS
•    ***NEW FOR 2012
  • YEAH I'M A BITCH, SO FUCKIN' WHAT!
  • GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!
  • I'M JUST A SOCIAL DRINKER BUT I SMOKE POT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!
  • FUCK YOU AND FUCK HER TOO!
  • SUPPORT OUR TROOPS WE'LL NEED THEM TO OVERTHROW OUR GOVERMENT
•    ZC/CLEARANCE GRAB BAGS/35DZ. PER BAG
  • 35 DOZ. ASS'T
•    ZCFSH1
  • 25 DOZ. ASS'T FISHING STICKERS
•    WGRBMILD
  • GRBMILD

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