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GRIM REAPER
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DEVIL FACE
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EAT SHIT
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GIMME HEAD TILL I'M DEAD
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IF I DON'T GET LAID SOON SOMEONE WILL GET HURT
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I KNOW JACK SHIT
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LET THOSE WHO RIDE DECIDE
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FTW
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LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES
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CRASHIN' SUCKS
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I'M THE PERSON YOUR PARENTS WARNED YOU ABOUT!
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SCREWED BLUE AND TATTOOED
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PROTECTED BY MFD. (MEAN FUCKIN' DOG)
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SKELETON INDIA W/ FEATHER
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CHARLIE MANSON
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DIE CUT SKULL & CROSS BONES
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SKULL AND CROSS BONES IN CIRCLE
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SKULL W/ GERMAN HELMET (RIGHT)
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SKULL W/ GERMAN HELMET (LEFT)
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YIN-YANG IN CIRCLE
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PROTECTED BY LOADED GUNS
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NUCLEAR
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NO DICK HEADS
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SKULL W/ TOP HAT (RIGHT)
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SKULL W/ TOP HAT (LEFT)
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POT LEAF
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NO FAT CHICKS
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PEACE SIGN
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MOON EYE'S (RIGHT)
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HE WHO'S FASTER TRAVELS ALONE
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WHEN THE GREEN FLAG DROPS THE BULLSHIT STOPS!
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SOBER
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BAD TO THE BONE
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS RIDE RICE BURNERS
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WHITE TRASH
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NOT ALL CRACK IS BAD!
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YOUR FACE OR MINE
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NO TOOLS LOANED
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IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BIKE YOU'RE NOT A BIKER!
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BITCH
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IF IT HAS TITS OR WHEELS IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS
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INSTANT ASSHOLE, JUST ADD ALCOHOL
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D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
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QUESTION AUTHORITY
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DIE YUPPIE SCUM
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RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE, DRUG FREE
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TRUST ME
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LEGALIZE FREEDOM
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TATTOOS ARE MORE THAN SKIN DEEP!
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CHROME WON'T GET YOU HOME
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ZIG-ZAG MAN
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NO JEHOVAHS
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SPEAK ENGLISH OR GET THE FUCK OUT!
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WE DON'T CARE HOW THEY DO IT JAPAN!
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IN CASE OF EMERGENCY GIVE ME HEAD
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GO FUCK YOURSELF
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LIGHTENING BOLT (RIGHT)
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LIGHTENING BOLT (LEFT)
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SHIT HAPPENS
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MOON EYE'S (LEFT)
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HELMET LAWS SUCK
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CONTAMINATED
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CHOPPER CROSS
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NO SMOKING
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REBEL FLAG
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TOXIC WASTE
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INJECTION IS NICE BUT I'D RATHER BE BLOWN
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FREE ALL AXE MURDERES
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100% BULLSHIT
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NO BUTT NO PUTT
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FUCK OFF
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BEND OVER, I'LL DRIVE
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BITCH WITH AN EXCUSE
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MY BOSS IS A FUCKIN' ASSHOLE!
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PLEASE CLOSE ALL WINDOWS AND LOCK ALL DOORS AFTER 140 M.P.H.
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THIS PLACE SUCKS
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I'M NOT WEARING THIS HELMET BY CHOICE
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CAPABLE OF EVADING HIGH SPEED PERSUIT
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HELL ON WHEELS
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49% SON OF A BITCH, 51% MOTHERFUCKER
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ASS, GAS OR GRASS, NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE
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SHOW YOUR TITS!
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ABOLISH THE MANDATORY HELMET LAW!
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IF YOU'RE NOT INTO ORAL SEX, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!
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I LOVE THE SMELL OF BURNT RICE
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CATCH ME IF YOU CAN
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NO MUFF TO TUFF
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I'M SO MISERABLE WITHOUT YOU IT'S LIKE HAVING YOU HERE!
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VIETANM VETERAN
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MEAN AND CLEAN
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I LIVE LIFE MY WAY
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BORN TO LOSE
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I MAKE SHIT HAPPEN
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IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO NEVER RETURNED FROM VIETNAM
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TREAT ME LIKE THE PIG THAT I AM
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SEE YOU IN HELL
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SCOOTER TRASH
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I'M NOT YOUR FUCKIN' BABY!
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TATTOO POWER
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TURN THE GAS ON DUMMY!
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MORE HEAD AND LESS LIP!
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LIFE ISN'T CHEAP
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THERE'S NO LIFE LIKE LOWLIFE!
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LA-DEE-FUCKIN'DA!
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YOU NEVER FORGET YOUR FIRST PIG!
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NO DOUCHEBAGS
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I'VE FALLEN AND CAN'T REACH MY BEER!
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NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS 3 TO 5 DAYS AND DOESN'T DIE!
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SHOW YOUR BODACIOUS TA-TAS!
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DIRTY WHITE BOY
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HELMETS CAN CAUSE HEAD INJURIES
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DRIVE FAST SAFETY LAST
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RIDE FREE
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I HAVE A HARD TIME REMEMBERING NAMES CAN I JUST CALL YOU ASSHOLE!
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SHE GOT THE GOLD MINE, I GOT THE SHAFT
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I'M NOT PREDJUDICE, I HATE EVERYONE
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GET IN SHUT UP AND HOLD ON
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DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN!
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THE ONLY MARK YOU'LL MAKE IS ON YOUR SHORTS!
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DILLIGAF (DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK)
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SSDD SAME SHIT DIFFERENT DAY
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SHE WASN'T MUCH OF A WRESTLER BUT HAVE SEEN HER BOX!
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IF YOU REMEMBER THE 60'S AND 70'S YOU WEREN'T THERE.
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LICK ME
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FUCKIN' A
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IT'S A SICK WORLD AND I'M A HAPPY GUY
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UGLY IS IN
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ALL I WANT IS ALITTLE MORE THAN I'LL EVER GET
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PRACTICE SAFE SEX, GO FUCK YOURSELF!
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IT AIN'T EASY BEING FAT AND GREASY
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BARTENDER, IF THE OL' LADY CALL'S I'M NOT HERE!
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I'M NOT AFRAID TO GO FAST, IT'S CRASHIN' AND BURNIN' THAT SUCKS!
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NICE LEGS, SHAME ABOUT THE FACE!
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JANE LOVES DICK
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MAKE HASTE AND PLACE YOUR FACE BELOW MY WAIST
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WOMEN..CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM, CAN'T SHOOT THEM.
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IF IT FLOATS FUCKS OR FLIES IT'S CHEAPER TO RENT IT
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JESUS LOVES YOU I THINK YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE
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SEX HAPPENS
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FASTER THAN A SPEEDING TICKET
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DEAL WITH IT
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SOME DO, SOME DON'T, I MIGHT
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GO AWAY, I DON'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE
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IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY FACE, FUCK IT!
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WHEN IT COMES TO HEAVENLY BODIES, I LOVE URANUS BEST
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PARTY NAKED
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REDNECK AND PROUD OF IT
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PLACES TO GO PEOPLE TO ANNOY
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MOTORCYCLE S SAVED MY LIFE
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UN-FUCKIN' BELIEVABLE
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9 OUT OF 10 WOMEN ARE BATTERED AND I'M STILL EATING MY PLAIN!
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE
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KISS MY TATTOO!
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ONLY A BASTARD LIKE ME COULD LOVE A BITCH LIKE HER!
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LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT WOMAN A NYMPHOMANIAC THAT OWNS A LIQUOR STORE
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I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS
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ONLY A BITCH LIKE ME COULD LOVE A BASTARD LIKE ME!
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I WOKE THIS MORNING STICKEY BROKE AND CONFUSED
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THE ONLY TIME I SAY NO IS WHEN SOMEONE ASK'S ME IF I'VE HAD ENOUGH
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IS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH? TOUCH THIS BIKE AND FIND OUT!
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I'M NOT TOTALLY USELESS, I CAN BE USED AS A BAD EXAMPLE
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EVERYONE'S AN ASSHOLE UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE
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HELMET LAW'S STILL SUCK
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LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO RIDE WITH UGLY WOMEN!
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THE DAYS OF SPORT FUCKING ARE OVER!
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I HAVE PMS AND A GUN, ANY QUESTIONS?
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YOU NEVER TRULY KNOW A WOMEN TILL YOU MEET HER IN COURT
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HE WHO DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS STILL DIES
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EAT RIGHT, STAY FIT, DIE ANYWAYS
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S.N.A.F.U. (SITUATION NORMAL, ALL FUCKED UP)
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THINGS MAY COME AND THINGS MAY GO BUT THE BULLSHIT HERE GOES ON FOREVER
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DIP ME IN HONEY AND THROW ME TO THE LESBIANS
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I'M SO FAR BEHIND I THINK I'M FIRST
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FLATHEAD (BLOW JOB WITH NO GUSTO)
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L.A.G.N.A.F. ( LETS ALL GET NAKED AND FUCK)
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F.U.B.A.R. ( FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL REPAIR)
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DAMIFINO (DAMN IF I KNOW)
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GET ON, SHUT UP AND HOLD TIGHT!
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IF YOU CAN'T FEED THEM DON'R BREED THEM
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INNOCENT BY REASON OF INSANITY
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IT'S A BOOZE THING
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CHROME MAY NOT GET YOU HOME BUT IT CAN GET YOU LAID!
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BE NICE TO ME, IT'S MY TAX DOLLARS THAT WILL SUPPORT YOU IN PRISON
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I'M ABOUT TO DEVELOP AN ATTITUDE
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BEING A BIKER IS NOT A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH IT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT
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DON'T HATE ME CAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL!
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IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE AIR IN YOUR HEAD
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REJECTED
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LOUD WIVES LOSE LIVES
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I'M NOT A BITCH, I'VE JUST BEEN IN A BAD MORE FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS
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RIDE NAKED
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STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE BEERS
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WHITE COLLAR TRASH
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IT'S NOT THE SPEED, IT'S THE SUDDEN STOPS
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IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES TILL SOMEONE LOSES AN EYE
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BITE ME
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TO KNOW ME IS TO BLOW ME
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MY HELMET, MY CHOICE
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I'M NO ONES BABY
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DANGER
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NO ATTITUDES
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FREEDOM
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BITCH FREE ZONE
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TRUST NO ONE
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FUCKEVO
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SHOT AT AND MISSED SHIT AT AND HIT
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ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS AND I MARRIED THEIR KING
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THE QUICKEST WAY TO A WOMENS HEART IS THRU HER FUCKIN' RIBCAGE
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WINE ME, DINE ME, 69 ME
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MAN WANTED
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WOMAN WANTED
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BEYOND BITCH
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RIDE HARD, DIE FAST
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NO BAR TOO FAR
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DRIVE FAST OR BE LAST
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SHIT BETTER NOT HAPPEN
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IF ASSHOLES COULD FLY THIS PLACE WOULD BE A DAMN AIRPORT
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LIFES TOO SHORT TO RIDE WITH UGLY MEN
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EXPLOSIVES
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EAT THE RICH
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PLEASE AIM
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DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS, PET THE SWEATY THINGS
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BEAUTIFY AMERICA GET A TATTOO
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I'M MORE OBSESSED WITH BREASTS AND THIGHS THAN COLONEL SANDERS EVER WAS
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TO HELL WITH HOW THEY DO IT IN CALIFORNIA
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GET OVER IT
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I VOTE AND I RIDE A MOTORCYCLE
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IN SEARCH OF THE ETERNAL BUZZ
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HEAD FIRST
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RIDE LONGER, LIVE LONGER
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IS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH? TOUCH THIS VEHICLE AND FIND OUT
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I'M NOT GOIN BALD, JUST GETTING MORE HEAD
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ASSHOLE BY BIRTH
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SIZE DOES MATTER
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LIFE IS A BITCH ENJOY HERE
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ABCDEFUCK
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GUY WITH ATTITUDE SEEKS GIRL TO DUMP ON
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HAPPINESS IS COMING
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LIFE IS A BITCH THEN YOU STRANGLE ONE
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TOO UGLY TO LIVE TO WEIRD TO DIE
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I ACCEPT TITS
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FRIENDS COME AND GO BUT ENEMIES ACCUMULATE
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LIFE'S TOO SHORT!
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WITH FRIENDS LIKE YOU WHO NEEDS ENEMAS
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BEEN THERE DONE THAT
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IF IT HAS TESTICLES OR TIRES IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS
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REMEMBER WHEN SEX WAS SAFE AND MOTORCYCLES WERE DANGEROUS
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LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES JESUS SAVES SOULS!
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HAVING KIDS IS LIKE BEING PICKED TO DEATH BY A DUCK
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EXCUSE ME BUT YOU'RE STANDING ON MY DICK!
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I'D LIKE TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT BUT APPARENTLY SOMEONE BEAT ME TO IT
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DON'T JUDGE A CROOK BY HIS LAWYER
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MAKING LOVE TO A YOUNGER WOMAN MAY BE FATAL BUT IF SHE DIES SHE DIES
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MAKING LOVE TO A YOUNGER MAN MAY BE FATAL BUT IF HE DIES HE DIES
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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SO MANY MEN SO FEW WITH BRAINS
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WHAT I LACK IN HEIGHT I MAKE UP FOR LENGTH
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WANNABEE
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DON'T FUCK WITH ME I'VE GOT FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES
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DON'T ASK TO RIDE MY BIKE AND I WON'T ASK TO RIDE YOUR BITCH
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FUCK BEING POLITICALLY CORRECT
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FUCK OFF! END OF STORY
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GUN CONTROL IS BEING ABLE TO HIT YOUR TARGET
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HORN BROKEN, WATCH FOR FINGER
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I'LL BE SOBER TOMORROW YOU'LL STILL BE UGLY
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I DRINK GRAPE JUICE CAUSE OJ KILL'S
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I'M NOT FUCKIN STUPID BUT I WOULD
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I'M THE FAT LADY AND I'M NOT SINGIN' SHIT
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I WOULDN'T SAY YOUR UGLY JUST FACIALLY CHALLENGED
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LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO CAN DO MORE THAN FIX MOTORCYCLES AND SCREW
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LET GO OF MY EARS I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
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MY INNER CHILD IS A MEAN LITTLE FUCKER
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MY LIFE IS SHIT BUT HEY, THANKS FOR ASKING
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HAIRDOO BY HELMET
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PMS HELL THIS IS ONE OF MY GOOD DAYS
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RESPECT YOU IN THE MORNING, I DON'T RESPECT YOU NOW
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TIME FOR ANOTHER TEA PARTY
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THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A PLACE FOR YOU ON MY SHIT LIST
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I STILL MISS MY EX BUT MY AIM IS IMPROVING
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IF YOU WANT MORE INCHES, STROKE IT
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DESIGNATED ASSHOLE
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THANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES
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QUESTION STUPIDITY
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SORRY I'M LATE BUT FUCKIN' OFF TAKES TIME!
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SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T VOTE
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BECAUSE I'M AN ASSHOLE THAT’S WHY
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REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
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FIFTEEN GRAND AND FIFTEEN MILES DON’T MAKE YOU A BIKER
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IF YOU CAN'T RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS GET BACK ON THE PORCH
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IF I WANTED A FRIEND I'D BUY A DOG
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IF YOU SEE MY EX GIVE HER A BIG SMACK FOR ME
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IF YOU SEE MY EX GIVE HIM A BIG SMACK FOR ME
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49% QUEEN BITCH 51% SWEETHEART
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LEAD FOLLOW OR GET OUT OF THE WAY
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DON'T LET MY BIG DICK SCARE YOU I'M REALLY A NICE GUY
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DON'T LET MY BIG TITIS SCARE YOU I'M REALLY A NICE GIRL
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HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE W OMAN WITH HELMET HAIR
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YOU CAN'T RIDE IF YOUR FRIED
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HOUSEWORK DOES'NT SUCK IF IT DID MEN WOULD LIKE IT
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LOSER
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NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OD STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS
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RIDE FOR JESUS
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I LOVE JESUS AND I RIDE A MOTORCYCLE W/HEART
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FOLLOW THE SUN
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JESUS HAPPENS
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BLESS THIS BIKE
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GOD IS MY CO-PILOT
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THERE'S NOTHING SWEETER THAN A FAT MANS PEETER
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IT'S NEVER TO LATE TO HAVE A HAPPY CHILDHOOD
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OBVIOUSLY YOU'VE MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEONE WHO GIVES A FUCK
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LOUD AND PROUD
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NO SKINNY CHICKS
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MY OTHER TOY HAS TITS!
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MY OTHER TOY HAS A DICK
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WOMEN 3 WEEKS OF ROCK AND ROLL ONE WEEK OF RAGTIME
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IF YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT I COULD BE YOU IN THE MORNING
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LOCK & LOAD
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MEN: NO SHIRTS NO SERVICE WOMEN: NO SHIRTS FREE BEER
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NO MORE MR. NICE GUY.. ON YOUR KNEE'S BITCH!
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A HARD MAN IS GOOD TO FIND
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STUPID PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BREED
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FEED THE HUNGRY SCREW THE HORNEY
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IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE BAFFLE THEM WITH BULLSHIT
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DON'T LET YOUR ALLIGATOR MOUTH GET YOUR CANANRY ASS IN TROUBLE
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I LIKE MY WOMEN A LITTLE ON THE TRASHY SIDE
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DRUG TESTING PISSES ME OFF
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ENGLISH SPOKEN HERE
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GET EVEN
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THE GOOD WE DO NEVER REMEMBERED THE BAD NEVER FORGOTTEN
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IF I'D SHOT YOU WHEN I WANTED TO I'D BE OUT BY NOW
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OF ALL THE THINGS I'VE LOST I MISS MY MIND THE MOST
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I WAS BORN UGLY WHATS YOUR EXCUSE
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I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL BUT I COULD BE
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IF YOU'RE NOT THE LEAD DOG THE VIEW NEVER CHANGES
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HUCKIN' FARLEY
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OVERWORKED AND UNDERLAID
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BITCH (BEAUTIFUL, INTELLIGENT, TALENTED, CUNNIN, HORNEY)
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BAD IS FUN
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STOP GLOBAL WHINING
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DIE YUPPIE SCUM
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WHO PISSED IN YOUR GENE POOL
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WILL WORK FOR SEX
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MEAN PEOPLE SUCK
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I DON'T SUFFER FROM PMS, BUT EVERYONE ELSE DOES
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I'M NOT FUCKIN' STUPID BUT I USE TO!
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BEWARE
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I WANT IT ALL
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TAKE ME DRUNK I'M HOME
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QUEEN OF THE FUCKIN' UNIVERSE
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THAT'S MS. BITCH TO YOU, ANY QUESTIONS?
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BIKERS HAVE MORE FUN THAN PEOPLE DO
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IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
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I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT
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I MAY BE A BITCH BUT I'M THE PICK OF THE LITTER
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TO BE OLD AND WISE YOU MUST FIRST BE YOUNG AND STUPID
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I DON'T GET MAD I GET EVEN
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ZERO TO SIXTY IN ABOUT 5 TO 10 MINUTES
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I'M THE PERSON MY PARENTS WARNED ME ABOUT
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JUST DO ME
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HAVE YOU HAD YOUR SPANKING TODAY
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IF IT HAS A KICKSTAND OR A DICK I CAN RIDE IT
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HANG UP AND DRIVE
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I DON'T DRIVE FAST I JUST FLY LOW
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IF IT HAS A KICKSTAND OR TITS I CAN RIDE IT
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VICIOUS POWER HUNGRY BITCH
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FUCK FEAR
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REALITY BITES
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TOO FUNK TO DRUNK
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PAYBACKS ARE A BITCH
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TO ALL YOU VIRGINS THANKS FOR NOTHING
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I'M NOT YOUR FUCKIN' BRO
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ACT YOUR AGE, NOT YOUR DICK SIZE
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WHATFUCKINEVER
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WHERE THE HELL WAS I LAST NIGHT
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IF BIKE WEEK WERE A FAMILY AFFAIR MOTORCYCLES WOULD HAVE 4 DOORS
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SEX INSTRUCTOR FIRST LESSON FREE
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LICK ME TILL I SCREAM
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SHIT,PISS DAMN, FUCK
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SHOW YER DICK!
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WAY TO GO SHITHEAD
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THE PRICE OF FREEDOM IS WRITTEN ON THE WALL
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SPEAK ENGLISH OR GET THE FUCK OUT!
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I'M NOT A BITCH I'M THE BITCH
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OFFICIAL BITCH OF THE YEAR
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OFFICIAL BASTARD OF THE YEAR
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ORGASM DONOR
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QUITCHERBITCHIN
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NEVER TRUST A PREACHER WITH A BONER
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THE BOTTOM LINE IS YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
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GET EVEN
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FREE MUSTACHE RIDES
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JUST SAY NO!
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JUST SAY YES!
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WIDE LOAD
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IF IT'S FREE IT'S FOR ME
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I'M HERE FOR A GOOF TIME, NOT A LONG TIME
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FTW (FOREVER TWO WHEELS)
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WHAT PART OF KISS MY ASS DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
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RIDE TO LIVE LIVE TO RIDE
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SILLIE YUPPIE, TRAILERS ARE FOR BOATS
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I COULD BE A BITCH IF I WERE NICER
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MEN ARE LIKE FLOOR TILES LAY RIGHT THE FIRST TIME YOU CAN WALK ON THEM FOREVER
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WORK IS THE CURSE OF THE DRINKING CLASS
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9 OUT OF 10 BIKERS PREFER ORAL SEX
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SEX AFTER SIXTY IS LIKE SHOOTING POOL WITH A ROPE
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I'LL DROP YOU LIKE A BAD HABIT
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IM MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I WILL GO DOWN ON YOUR SISTER
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MOST SPORTS TAKE ONE BUT IT TAKES TWO BALLS TO RACE
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YOU COULDN'T COUNT YOUR BALLS AND COME UP WITH THE SAME NUMBER TWICE
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DUMB IS FOREVER
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IT MUST SUCK TO BE YOU
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TITS AND BRAINS
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I LOVE BITESIZE MOUNDS
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YOUNG, DUMB AND FULL OF CUM
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WHY YES, THEY ARE MINE
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WARNING, RIDER MAY BAIL OUT AT ANY TIME
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YOUR KID MAY BE AN HONOR STUDENT BUT YOU'RE A FRIGGIN' MORON
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SET THEM PUPPIES FREE
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WIDE OPEN TILL YOU SEE GOD THEN BRAKE
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YOU'RE THE REASON YOUR KIDS ARE UGLY
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YOU'RE THE REASON WOMEN TURN LESBIAN
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WHEN I DIE BURY ME UPSIDE DOWN SO THE WHOLE WORLD CAN KISS MY ASS
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VIRGINITY CAN BE CURED
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WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS LOWER YOUR STANDARDS
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SLUT (SEDUCTIVE,LOVING,UNINHIBITED,TRAMP)
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SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BIKER
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WARNING DRIVER MAY BAIL OUT AT ANY TIME
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WFO (WIDE FUCKIN' OPEN)
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USE YOUR HEAD, IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS THAT COUNT
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VAGITARIAN
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THIS PLACE COULD USE AN ENEMA!
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THE MORE HAIR I LOSE THE MORE HEAD I GET!
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THE ENEMY IS LISTENING, BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY OVER THIS PHONE
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THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT
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TO ALL MY FRIENDS
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THERE ARE TWO SIDES TWO A DIVORCE, SHIT HEADS AND MINE
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SHOW ME THE MONEY
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RULE NUMBER ONE, NEVER TOUCH MY MOTORCYCLE!
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MARRIAGE, THE LEADING CAUSE OF DIVORCE
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SPEED KILLS
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SMILE IF YOUR HORNEY
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NO DICKHEADS
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I'D RATHER BE FREE
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STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT WHIPS AND CHAINS EXCITE ME!
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NO TEENIE WEENIE PEENIES
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NOBODY IS UGLY AFTER 2 A.M.
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SUPPORT FREEDOM
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SILICONE INJECTION EQUIPPED
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POSITIVELY NO QUESTIONS ASKED HERE
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RULE NUMBER ONE, NEVER TOUCH MY TOOLS
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PLEASE REMOVE YOUR STINKEY BUTT
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MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS
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PROTECTED BY PIT BULL
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OFFICIAL SHITKICKER
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LEGALIZE
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JUST KISS MY ASS
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JUSTICE MY ASS I WANT REVENGE
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LOOKING FOR A MEANINGFUL OVERNIGHT RELATIONSHIP
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JAVA JUNKIE
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I'D RATHER BE DANCING
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HELMET LAWS SUCK
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A WOMENS PLACE IS ON MY FACE
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I MAY BE USED BUT I'M NOT USED UP
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I LOVE TRAINS
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DO NOT CHECK GAS WITH LIGHTER DUMMY
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BORN FREE TAXED TO DEATH
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I LOVE HEAD
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FOR SAFETY SAKE REMOVE SKI MASK AND UNLOAD ALL WEAPONS BEFORE ENTERING
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C.U.N.T. CAN'T UNDERSTAND NORMAL THINKING
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FIGHTING FOR PEACE IS LIKE FUCKIN' FOR VIRGINITY
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS GET MARRIED
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CHRONIC
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I HAVE A HEART ON
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I LOVE JESUS!
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IF IT'S TOO LOUD YOUR TOO OLD!
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COMMANMENT NO. 11 THOU SHALT NOT BITCH
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JOIN THE C.N.T. THE ONLY ONE MISSING IS YOU
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YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE
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THERE IS NOTHING QUITE LIKE A SMALL MOUTH ON A STIFF ROD
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POWERED BY FAITH
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MOTORCYCLES AND JESUS A WAY OF LIFE
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I DON'T GET PISSES OFF TILL I GET PISSED ON!
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SKATEBOARDING IS NOT A CRIME
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POW-MIA YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN
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IRISH
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KISS MY BASS!
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I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE BARBIE THAT LITTLE BITCH HAS EVERYTHING
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JESUS SAVES BIKERS TOO!
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ATTENTION THEIVES PLEASE CARRY ID SO WE CAN NOTIFY NEXT OF KIN!
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BE NICE TO YOUR CHILDREN THEY'LL CHOOSE NURSING HOME
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BAD COP NO DOUGHNUT
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BORN TO FISH
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LIFE SUCKS
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EVILUTION
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ALCOHOL RUINS YOUR LOOKS
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BEAM ME UP THERE'S NO INTELLENT LIFE HERE1
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RIDE FREE
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SICK OF IT ALL
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GOD MADE THE IRISH NUMBER 1
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I LOVE FISHING
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A BAD DAY OF FISHING IS STILL BETTER THAN A GOOD DAY OF WORK
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NO PIGS ALLOWED ON PREMISES
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I'D RATHE BE PLAYING POOL
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MY WIFE AND I CYCLE, I PREFER TO USE A BIKE
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THIS IS NOT A SEX PHONE SO KEEP YOUR FUCKIN' HANDS OFF
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TO ERR IS HUMAN TO REALLY SCREW THINGS UP YOU NEED A COMPUTER
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WHEN YOU GOT EM' BY THE BALLS THEIR HEARTS AND MINDS WILL FOLLOW
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MEAN PEOPLE SUCK NICE PEOPLE SWALLOW
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TALKS CHEAP RACK EM' UP
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POOL PLAYERS HAVE EIGHT BALLS
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TO HELL WITH SATAN
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SUITS OF CARDS
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DIAL 911 MAKE A COP COME
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POLICE
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UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL BE SOLD INTO SLAVERY
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NEED A FRIEND DIAL 1-800-GET-LOST
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CHAMPION BROWN NOSE
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I MAY NOT HAVE THE CHERRY BUT I STILL HAVE THE BOX IT CAME IN
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IT'S HARD TO SOAR WITH EAGLES WHEN YOU RIDE WITH TURKEYS
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IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BUY ME A BEER
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SMALL BUT SWEET
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THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
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THERE'S A LITTLE REDNECK IN EVERYONE!
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REDNECK AND PROUD OF IT
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KISS MY REBEL ASS
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DYING OF NATURAL CAUSES IS FOR WIMPS
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NOTICE IT IS CUSTOMARY TO PAY FOR RIDES WITH ORAL SEX
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WARNING IF YOU ARE SMOKING YOU BETTER BE ON FIRE
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SHUTDEFUCKUP
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I LOVE MY OL' MAN
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I LOVE MY OL' LADY
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BLOW ME
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I AIN'T GOT NO FUCKIN' ATTITUDE
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BORN ON A MOUNTAIN RAISED IN A CAVE BIKIN' AND FUCKIN' IS ALL I CRAVE
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I'D RATHER BE RACING
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I'M NOT BROKE JUST BADLY BENT
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I'M BAD FOR ME
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ENJOY
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A GUN SOCIETY IS A POLITE SOCIETY
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PLEASE KEEP YOUR ASS OUT
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A WISE MONKEY DOES'NT MONKEY WITH ANOTHER MONKEYS MONKEY
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THE ONLY THING I WANT IN LIFE IS FOR MY WIFE AND GIRLFRIEND TO GET ALONG
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I'D RATHER BE RACING
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HEMP
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IS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH TOUCH THIS CAR AND FIND OUT
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YOUR MOTHER MAY HAVE BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD BUT I CAN TAKE YOU OUT
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I HAVE AN ATTITUDE BIGGER THAN YOUR OL' LADYS ASS!
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LIQUOR UP FRONT POKER IN THE REAR
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THERE'S NO SUBSTITE FOR CUBIC INCHES
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EIGHTEEN GRAND AND EIGHTEEN MILES DON'T MAKE YOU A BIKER
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EATIN' AIN'T CHEATIN'
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IT'S NOT HOW DEEP YOU FISH IT'S HOW YOU WIGGLE YOUR WORM
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WARNING DOES'NT PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS
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SMOKERS DO IT TILL THEY'RE DEAD
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MASTER
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SLAVE
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I SURE COULD USE A MERCY FUCK
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SPANK YOU VERY MUCH
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POOL PLAYERS ENJOY BREAKIN' BALLS
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I'M NOT LOOKIN' FOR MR RIGHT I'M LOOKIN' FOR MR RIGHT NOW
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IF YOU'RE NOT LIVING ON THE EDGE YOU'RE TAKING UP TO MUCH ROOM
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DON'T STEAL THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETITION
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THE MEEK SHALL INHERT THE SHIT
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INK-PEIRCE-PAIN
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THE ONLY HELL MY MOTHER RAISED WAS ME
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IF IT WASN'T FOR WOMEN AND BEER I'D BE WEALTHY
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FOR THIS I WENT TO REHAB
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EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME IS GETTING LAID
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YES IT'S FAST AND NO YOU CAN'T DRIVE IT
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YES IT'S FAST AND NO YOU CAN'T RIDE IT
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GOD MADE DRUNKS SO UGLY PEOPLE CAN GET LAID
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FOR MY NEXT TRICK I'LL NEED A CONDOM AND A VOLUNTEER
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I LOST 200 POUNDS I LEFT MY WIFE
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THERE'S ABSOLUTLY NO EXCUSE FOR WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO
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AIN'T SCARED
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ALL YIU NEED IS A SICK MIND AND A HEALTHY BODY
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DISCRUNTLED EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
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GIRLS WANTED ALL POSITIONS, WILL TRAIN
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IF I SAY YOU HAVE A NICE BODY WILL YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME
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MY COMPUTER SOMETIMES GOES DOWN ON ME
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IF WE CAN'T ENFORCE THE LAWS WE HAVE WHY SHOULD WE MAKE MORE
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BOHICA (BEND OVER HERE IT COMES AGAIN)
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I HAVE A SPLIT PERSONALITY I HATE CATS BUT I LOVE PUSSY
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ALL I NEED IS PEACE AND QUIET GIVE ME A PIECE AND I'LL BE QUIET
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GIVE TILL IT HURTS
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IT'S NOT WHO YOU SLEEP WITH IT'S WHO KEEPS YOU AWAKE
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SUICIDE WOULDN'T EVEN BEGIN TO SOLVE MY PROBLEMS
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I'M BROAD MINDED I THINK OF BROADS ALL THE TIME
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VIETNAM GOOD SOLDIERS BAD POLITICIANS
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I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT
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YES I DO BUT NOT WITH YOU
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IF YOU MUST SMOKE PLEASE DO NOT EXHALE
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SINNIN' & GRINNIN"
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THERE'S A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE BUT SWALLOWERS ARE HARD TO FIND
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BEING SOBER ISN'T WHAT IT'S ALL CRACKED UP TO BE
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THE MORE PEOPLE I MEET THE BETTER I LIKE MY DOG
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HAVE A NICE DAY BEFORE SOMEONE SCREWS IT UP
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GOOD GIRL GONE BAD
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IF YOUR SO COOL WHERE'S YOUR TATTOO
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FUCK THE WHALES SAVE THE BIMBOS
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PLAY THING
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HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?
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FUCK MILK GOT POT?
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WILD CHILD
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AM I THAT FUCKING BAD?
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FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN' FUCK
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HAVING A SHORT MEMORY IS A GIFT
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CROTCH CANIBAL
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OLD FART
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BRAKES ARE FOR PUSSIES
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I THINK THEREFOR I'M SINGLE
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CHECK THE GAS DUMMY
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FUCK HIM!
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FUCK HER!
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I FEEL THE NEED FOR SPEED
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS I PUSHED THE BITCH OFF!
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DIVORCE THE FUCKIN' YOU GET FOR FUCKIN'
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LIFE IS LIKE A ROSE BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE PRICKS
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IF YOU LICK THEM THEY WILL COME
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IS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH TOUCH THIS TRUCK AND FIND OUT
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FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES BUT DON'T FORGET THEIR NAMES
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WOMAN WANTED FOR WHAT WHO THE HELL KNOWS
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MAN WANTED FOR WHAT WHO THE HELL KNOWS
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FOR A SMALL TOWN IT SURE HAS A LOT OF ASSHOLES
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LADY RIDER
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GOD MADE ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE
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NEVER RIDE FASTER THAN YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL CAN FLY
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JESUS SAVES I SPEND LIKE HELL
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ROCK AND ROLL
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COUNTRY
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BAD ASS
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BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER
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REMEMBER MY NAME YOU'LL BE SCREAMING IT LATER
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YOU SAY BITCH LIKE IT'S A BAD THING
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IF I WANTED A BITCH I'D BUY A DOG
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SHE DON'T LIKE ME DRUNK I DON'T LIKE HER SOBER
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NO MATTER HOW GOOD LOOKIN SHE IS SOMEWHERE SOMEONE IS SICK OF HER SHIT
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WHERE IS MY DAMN MEDICATION
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GET A STRAW YOU SUCK
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PRAY
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WWJD
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KEEP HONKING I'M RELOADING
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DON'T MAKE ME TURN ON MY BITCH SWITCH
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I'M MEAN PEOPLE
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MY NIPPLES GET HARDER THAN MOST MENS DICKS
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FUCK YOU I HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS
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WHAT AM I AN ASSHOLE MAGNET
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WOULD YOU DRIVE BETTER WITH THE PHONE UP YOUR ASS
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BAD ASS GIRLS RIDE BAD ASS TOYS
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MY WEB ADDRESS IS WWW.KISSMYASS.COM
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NICE TITS SHAME ABOUT THE FACE
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DON'T PISS ME OFF I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES
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WHY DO PEOPLE WITH CLOSED MINDS ALWAYS OPEN THEIR MOUTHS
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IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT I COULD BE YOU IN THE MORNING
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HOW CAN I MISS YOU WHEN YOU WON'T GO AWAY
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AND YOUR POINT IS
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SUCK IT!
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I'M BUSY YOU'RE UGLY HAVE A NICE DAY
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NEXT MOOD SWING SIX MINUTES
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SECURITY
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IF YOUR SO DECENT WHY DON'T YOU ADMIT YOUR NOT
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EXCUSE ME DON'T YOU HAVE SOMEONE ELSE TO FUCK WITH
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NO MORE MS. NICE GIRL ON YOUR KNEE'S BASTARD
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PUSSY RULES
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BEER FOR OVER 200 YEARS MAKING UGLY PEOPLE LOOK GODD
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I DO WHAT I WANT CASE CLOSED
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IF YOU WANT A SECOND OPINION YOUR UGLY TOO
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YEAH BABY
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CROTCH ROCKET
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HERE COMES TROUBLE
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NO ONE TO PLAY WITH GO PLAY WITH YOURSELF
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PUSSY WHIPPED
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FUCK MILK GOT BEER
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KILLER PUSSY
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FUCKAHOLIC
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WHY DON'T YOU PLAY HIDE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF
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I LOVE MARIJUANA
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FREELANCE GYNECOLOGIST
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MY WIFE SAYS I DON'T LISTEN TO HER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
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MY HUSBAND SAYS I DON'T LISTEN TO HIM OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
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LACK OF PLANNING ON YOUR PART DOES NOT CONSTITUTE A N EMERGENCY ON MY PART
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MEN DON'T MAKE PASSES AT GIRLS WITH FAT ASSES
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OUTTA MY WAY I HAVE TO PEE
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AND YOUR CRYBABY WHINY ASS OPINION WOULD BE
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I SEE THE FUCK UP FAIRY HAS VISITED US AGAIN
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I'M OUT OF MY MIND BUT PLEASE FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A MESSAGE
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HOW ABOUT NEVER IS NEVER GOOD FOR YOU
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I CAN SEE YOUR POINT BUT I STILL THINK YOUR FULL OF SHIT
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I LIKE YOU , YOU REMIND ME OF WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND STUPID
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I'M ALREADY VISUALIZING THE DUCT TAPE OVER YOUR MOUTH
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I'M NOT BEING RUDE YOUR JUST INSIGNIFICANT
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DO I LOOK LIKE A PEOPLE PERSON
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I STARTED OUT WITH NOTHING AND STILL HAVE MOST OF IT LEFT
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YOU!! OFF MY PLANET
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ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELVES
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WHATEVER LOOK YOU WERE GOING FOR YOU MISSED
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WELL, THIS DAY WAS A TOTAL WASTE OF MAKEUP!
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NOT ALL MEN ARE ANNOYING SOME ARE DEAD
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I'M TRYING TO IMAGINE YOU WITH A PERSONALITY!
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CAN I TRADE YOU IN FOR WHATS BEHIND DOOR #1
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HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET
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REMEMBER, IF THE WORLD DIDN'T SUCK WE'D ALL FALL OFF
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WHO'S YOUR DADDY
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LOVE ME LOVE MY TATTOO'S
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JUDGE ME ALL YOU WANT JUST KEEP THE VERDICT TO YOURSELF
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BE A FLIRT LIFT YOUR SHIRT
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I TOLD MY DAD I STOPPED RAISIN' HELL, HE CALLED ME A QUITTER
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I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN RODE ALL DAY AND PUT AWAY WET
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TWO'S COMPANY THREE'S FUN
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THERE'S SOME TOY'S YOU JUST SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH
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IF I'D KNOWN I'D LIVE THIS LONG I WOULD HAVE TAKEN BETTER CARE OF MYSELF
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YOUR ASS CALLED IT WANTS YOUR HEAD BACK
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MY PARENTS SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME AN ASSHOLE
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YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP
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WHATEVER!
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LEARN THE RULES SO YOU CAN BREAK THEM PROPERLY
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FUCK JANE FONDA
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WHERE ARE THE FLASHBACKS I WAS PROMISED
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HOW LOW CAN YOU GO
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STAY ON YOU SIDE OF THE MIDDLE
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LOOKING FOR A SENSITIVE MAN, ONE WHO CRIES WHEN I HIT HIM
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TIMING IS EVERYTHING ON THIS PLANET
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LIFE BEGINS WHEN YOU GET ONE
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IT'S MY LIFE I'LL DO WHAT I WANT
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WORK WHEN YOU HAVE TO QUIT WHEN YOU CAN
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FOR SOME THERE'S THERAPY FOR THE REST OF US THERE'S MOTOORCYCLES
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I SUFFER FROM P.M.S. (PARKED MOTORCYCLE SYNDROME)
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IT'S NOT CHEAP BEING THIS EASY
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N.L.T.E.K.W.Y.T. (NEVER LET THE ENEMY KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING
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YOU CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING, WHERE WOULD YOU PUT IT
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KEEP IT SIMPLE
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EASY DOES IT
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THAT’S MY STORY AND I'M STICKIN' TO IT
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I CAN FEEL MYSELF GETTING DUMBER JUST LISTENING TO YOU
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YOU CAN'T SLEEP OFF UGLY
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SHUT UP BRAIN OR I'LL STAB YOU WITH A Q-TIP
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IF YOUR DICK WAS HALF AS BIG AS YOUR MOUTH I MIGHT BE INTERESTED
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IF MEN HAD PERIODS WOULD THEY BRAG ABOUT THE SIZE OF THEIR TAMPONS
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LIFE'S A BITCH THEN YOU MARRY A DICK!
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YOU MAY NOT BE FIRST BUT YOU COULD BE NEXT
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FIGHT CRIME, SHOOT FIRST
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I FOUND IT, NOW MY FINGER STINKS
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FUCK THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BAR
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THIS DRIVER CARRIES LESS THAN 20LBS OF AMMO
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RIDE IT LIKE IT'S STOLEN
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BUT HONEY!
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LICK EM' STICK EM' SEND EM' HOME
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DON'T FUCK WITH ME, I'M ON PAROLE
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NORMAL PEOPLE WORRY ME
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I CAN ONLY BE NICE TO ONE PERSON A DAY, TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY
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SEE NO EVO. HEAR NO EVO, RIDE NO EVO
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MONEY TALKS BULLSHIT WALKS
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ASPHALT COWBOY
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A MAN WILL COME TO HIS SENSES AFTER HE HAS EXHAUSTED ALL OTHER POSSIBILITIES
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WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOUR OPINION
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DID YOU MAKE THE HONOR ROLL AT THE SCHOOL OF STUPIDITY
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24 BOTTLES OF BEER IN A CASE, 24 HOURS IN A DAY, COINCEDENCE
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KEEP IT REAL
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN
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COME TO PAPA.
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EVERYDAY I'M FORCED TO ADD ANOTHER NAME TO THE LIST OF PEOPLE WHO PISS ME OFF
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ON THE COUNT OF 3 YOU TURN AROUND AND I'LL SHOOT
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5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH FRACTIONS
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YOU KNOW THE RULES, STILL WANT TO PLAY
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LIE TILL THEY THROW THE SWITHCH
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FUCK YOU AND THAT’S MY FINAL ANSWER
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ALL THOSE IN FAVOR OF VIAGRA PLEASE RISE
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I'M NOT SPEEDING, I'M QUALIFYING
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FREAK
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NO FAT CHICKS, FENDER WILL SCRAPE
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BOOT SIZE SAYS IT ALL
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GET ON, RELAX, DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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HOLD MY BEER WHILE I KISS YOUR GIRLFRIEND
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I NEED SOMEONE REALLY BAD. ARE YOU BAD?
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I DIP-N-SPIT, DO YOU SWALLOW
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EVER STOP TO THINK AND FORGET TO START AGAIN?
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DON'T ACT STUPID JUST BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW TO
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IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME
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FAMOUS LAST WORDS "WATCH THIS"
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GUILTY AS CHARGED
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REMEMBER MY NAME SO YOU DON'T SCREAM SOMEONE ELSE'S LATER
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DON'T KNOCK MASTURBATION, AT LEAST IT'S SEX WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE
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IF MY DOG COULD TALK I'D BE IN PRISON
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IF MY CAT COULD TALK I'D BE IN PRISON
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HOWS YOUR WIFE AND MY KIDS
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I NEED MORE MONEY, MORE FREEDOM AND LESS SHIT OUT OF YOU
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HARD TO HANDLE
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DAMN I GOT OLD QUICK
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DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME
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YOU'VE BEEN BAD NOW GO TO MY ROOM
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I'M MY OWN WORST ENEMY
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MENACE TO SOBRIETY
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YIKES I'M A GROWN UP
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I DON'T HAVE ANY STRENGHTS BUT I HAVE A MILLION WEAKNESSES
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TATTOOED CHICKS KICK ASS
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I'M THE DELINQUENT THAT’S SCREWING YOUR HONOR STUDENT
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TATTOOED WHITE TRASH
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IF YOU CAN'T CHEW IT YOU CAN'T SCREW IT
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TRUST ME, DON'T TRUST ME
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LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO TAKE SHIT FROM ANYBODY
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SLUT: SLEEPS WITH EVERYONE BITCH:SLEEPS WITH EVERYONE BUT YOU
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SHORT FORM OF THE SERENITY PRAYER, FUCK IT!
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LIFE'S TOUGH, IT'S TOUGHER IF YOU'RE STUPID
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IF YOU RUN YOU'LL ONLY GO TO JAIL TIRED
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JUST HOW BIG WERE THOSE TWO BEERS
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IN GOD WE TRUST, ALL OTHERS ARE SUSPECTS
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WILL THESE HANDCUFFS STRETCH THE LONGER I WEAR THEM
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CONSIDER THIS YOUR FINAL WARNING
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT
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HOW? I ALREADY KNOW HOW! I NEED TO KNOW WHEN
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ONE DAY AT A TIME
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WHY DO I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE THE ONLY TREE IN THE KENNEL
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HOODLUM
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CAT THE OTHER WHITE MEAT
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420 CLUB MEMBER
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THIS IS MY DREAM GET YOUR OWN
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IF I LEARNED FROM MY MISTAKES I'D BE A FUCKIN' GENIUS
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I LIVE IN MY OWN LITTLE WORLD BUT IT'S OK THEY KNOW ME HERE
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SO MANY DICK'S SO FEW RICHARDS
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IF YOUR GONNA PUT SOMETHING IN MY MOUTH PLEASE DON'T MAKE IT WORDS
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PLEASE DON'T ACT LIKE AN ASSHOLE I DON'T NEED ANOTHER FELONY CONVICTION
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IF I GAVE A FUCK YOU'DE BE THE FIRST PERSON I GAVE IT TO
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GET YOUR TONGUE OUT OF MY MOUTH, I'M KISSING YOU GOODBYE
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WARNING. EASILY PROVOKED AND HEAVILY ARMED
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ASSUMPTION IS THE MOTHER OF ALL FUCK UPS
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IT'S CALLED THERAPY, GET SOME
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MY OTHER RIDES YOUR DAUGHTER
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TAKING MY TIME TO WIN
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HONOR STUDENT YES YOUR HONOR NO YOUR HONOR
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ARE YOU STONED OR JUST STUPID
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GIRLS RULE
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DELICIOUS
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BET MINE'S BIGGER THAN YOURS
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COOLER THAN THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PILLOW
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MADMAN ON WHEELS
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IF YOU THINK I'M A BITCH YOU SHOULD MEET MY MOTHER
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ARE WE GONNA RIDE OR ARE WE GONNA DICK AROUND ALL DAY
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DITCH THE BITCH AND LETS RIDE
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NYMPHOMANIAC
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A.P.O.S. ALCOHOLIC PIECE OF SHIT
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DRIVE IT LIKE IT'S STOLEN
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DON'T EVEN THINK OF SITTING ON
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