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Biker Helmet Stickers by Real Company - Wild to Mild :: Sitemap
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GRIM REAPER
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DEVIL FACE
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EAT SHIT
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IF I DON'T GET LAID SOON SOMEONE WILL GET HURT
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I KNOW JACK SHIT
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LET THOSE WHO RIDE DECIDE
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FTW
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LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES
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CRASHIN' SUCKS
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I'M THE PERSON YOUR PARENTS WARNED YOU ABOUT!
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SCREWED BLUE AND TATTOOED
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PROTECTED BY MFD. (MEAN FUCKIN' DOG)
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SKELETON INDIA W/ FEATHER
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DIE CUT SKULL & CROSS BONES
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SKULL AND CROSS BONES IN CIRCLE
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SKULL W/ GERMAN HELMET (RIGHT)
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SKULL W/ GERMAN HELMET (LEFT)
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YIN-YANG IN CIRCLE
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PROTECTED BY LOADED GUNS
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NUCLEAR
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NO DICK HEADS
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SKULL W/ TOP HAT (RIGHT)
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SKULL W/ TOP HAT (LEFT)
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POT LEAF
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NO FAT CHICKS
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PEACE SIGN
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MOON EYE'S (RIGHT)
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HE WHO'S FASTER TRAVELS ALONE
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WHEN THE GREEN FLAG DROPS THE BULLSHIT STOPS!
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SOBER
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BAD TO THE BONE
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS RIDE RICE BURNERS
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WHITE TRASH
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NOT ALL CRACK IS BAD!
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YOUR FACE OR MINE
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NO TOOLS LOANED
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IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BIKE YOU'RE NOT A BIKER!
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BITCH
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IF IT HAS TITS OR WHEELS IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS
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INSTANT ASSHOLE, JUST ADD ALCOHOL
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D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
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QUESTION AUTHORITY
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DIE YUPPIE SCUM
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RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE, DRUG FREE
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TRUST ME
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LEGALIZE FREEDOM
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TATTOOS ARE MORE THAN SKIN DEEP!
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CHROME WON'T GET YOU HOME
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ZIG-ZAG MAN
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NO JEHOVAHS
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SPEAK ENGLISH OR GET THE FUCK OUT!
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WE DON'T CARE HOW THEY DO IT JAPAN!
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IN CASE OF EMERGENCY GIVE ME HEAD
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GO FUCK YOURSELF
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LIGHTENING BOLT (RIGHT)
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LIGHTENING BOLT (LEFT)
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SHIT HAPPENS
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MOON EYE'S (LEFT)
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HELMET LAWS SUCK
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CONTAMINATED
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CHOPPER CROSS
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NO SMOKING
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REBEL FLAG
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TOXIC WASTE
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INJECTION IS NICE BUT I'D RATHER BE BLOWN
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FREE ALL AXE MURDERES
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NO BUTT NO PUTT
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FUCK OFF
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BEND OVER, I'LL DRIVE
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BITCH WITH AN EXCUSE
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MY BOSS IS A FUCKIN' ASSHOLE!
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PLEASE CLOSE ALL WINDOWS AND LOCK ALL DOORS AFTER 140 M.P.H.
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THIS PLACE SUCKS
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I'M NOT WEARING THIS HELMET BY CHOICE
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CAPABLE OF EVADING HIGH SPEED PERSUIT
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HELL ON WHEELS
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49% SON OF A BITCH, 51% MOTHERFUCKER
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ASS, GAS OR GRASS, NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE
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SHOW YOUR TITS!
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ABOLISH THE MANDATORY HELMET LAW!
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IF YOU'RE NOT INTO ORAL SEX, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!
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I LOVE THE SMELL OF BURNT RICE
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CATCH ME IF YOU CAN
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NO MUFF TO TUFF
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I'M SO MISERABLE WITHOUT YOU IT'S LIKE HAVING YOU HERE!
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VIETANM VETERAN
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MEAN AND CLEAN
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I LIVE LIFE MY WAY
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BORN TO LOSE
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I MAKE SHIT HAPPEN
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IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO NEVER RETURNED FROM VIETNAM
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TREAT ME LIKE THE PIG THAT I AM
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SEE YOU IN HELL
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SCOOTER TRASH
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I'M NOT YOUR FUCKIN' BABY!
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TATTOO POWER
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TURN THE GAS ON DUMMY!
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MORE HEAD AND LESS LIP!
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LIFE ISN'T CHEAP
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THERE'S NO LIFE LIKE LOWLIFE!
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LA-DEE-FUCKIN'DA!
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YOU NEVER FORGET YOUR FIRST PIG!
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NO DOUCHEBAGS
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I'VE FALLEN AND CAN'T REACH MY BEER!
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NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS 3 TO 5 DAYS AND DOESN'T DIE!
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SHOW YOUR BODACIOUS TA-TAS!
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DIRTY WHITE BOY
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HELMETS CAN CAUSE HEAD INJURIES
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DRIVE FAST SAFETY LAST
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RIDE FREE
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I HAVE A HARD TIME REMEMBERING NAMES CAN I JUST CALL YOU ASSHOLE!
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SHE GOT THE GOLD MINE, I GOT THE SHAFT
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I'M NOT PREDJUDICE, I HATE EVERYONE
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GET IN SHUT UP AND HOLD ON
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DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN!
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THE ONLY MARK YOU'LL MAKE IS ON YOUR SHORTS!
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DILLIGAF (DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK)
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SSDD SAME SHIT DIFFERENT DAY
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SHE WASN'T MUCH OF A WRESTLER BUT HAVE SEEN HER BOX!
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IF YOU REMEMBER THE 60'S AND 70'S YOU WEREN'T THERE.
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LICK ME
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FUCKIN' A
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IT'S A SICK WORLD AND I'M A HAPPY GUY
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UGLY IS IN
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ALL I WANT IS ALITTLE MORE THAN I'LL EVER GET
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PRACTICE SAFE SEX, GO FUCK YOURSELF!
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IT AIN'T EASY BEING FAT AND GREASY
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BARTENDER, IF THE OL' LADY CALL'S I'M NOT HERE!
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I'M NOT AFRAID TO GO FAST, IT'S CRASHIN' AND BURNIN' THAT SUCKS!
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NICE LEGS, SHAME ABOUT THE FACE!
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JANE LOVES DICK
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MAKE HASTE AND PLACE YOUR FACE BELOW MY WAIST
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WOMEN..CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM, CAN'T SHOOT THEM.
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IF IT FLOATS FUCKS OR FLIES IT'S CHEAPER TO RENT IT
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JESUS LOVES YOU I THINK YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE
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SEX HAPPENS
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FASTER THAN A SPEEDING TICKET
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DEAL WITH IT
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SOME DO, SOME DON'T, I MIGHT
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GO AWAY, I DON'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE
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IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY FACE, FUCK IT!
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WHEN IT COMES TO HEAVENLY BODIES, I LOVE URANUS BEST
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PARTY NAKED
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REDNECK AND PROUD OF IT
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PLACES TO GO PEOPLE TO ANNOY
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MOTORCYCLE S SAVED MY LIFE
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UN-FUCKIN' BELIEVABLE
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9 OUT OF 10 WOMEN ARE BATTERED AND I'M STILL EATING MY PLAIN!
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE
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KISS MY TATTOO!
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ONLY A BASTARD LIKE ME COULD LOVE A BITCH LIKE HER!
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LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO CAN DO MORE THAN FIX MOTORCYCLES AND SCREW
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I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS
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ONLY A BITCH LIKE ME COULD LOVE A BASTARD LIKE ME!
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I WOKE THIS MORNING STICKEY BROKE AND CONFUSED
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THE ONLY TIME I SAY NO IS WHEN SOMEONE ASK'S ME IF I'VE HAD ENOUGH
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IS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH? TOUCH THIS BIKE AND FIND OUT!
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I'M NOT TOTALLY USELESS, I CAN BE USED AS A BAD EXAMPLE
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EVERYONE'S AN ASSHOLE UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE
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HELMET LAW'S STILL SUCK
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LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO RIDE WITH UGLY WOMEN!
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THE DAYS OF SPORT FUCKING ARE OVER!
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I HAVE PMS AND A GUN, ANY QUESTIONS?
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YOU NEVER TRULY KNOW A WOMEN TILL YOU MEET HER IN COURT
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HE WHO DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS STILL DIES
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EAT RIGHT, STAY FIT, DIE ANYWAYS
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S.N.A.F.U. (SITUATION NORMAL, ALL FUCKED UP)
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THINGS MAY COME AND THINGS MAY GO BUT THE BULLSHIT HERE GOES ON FOREVER
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DIP ME IN HONEY AND THROW ME TO THE LESBIANS
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I'M SO FAR BEHIND I THINK I'M FIRST
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FLATHEAD (BLOW JOB WITH NO GUSTO)
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L.A.G.N.A.F. ( LETS ALL GET NAKED AND FUCK)
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F.U.B.A.R. ( FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL REPAIR)
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DAMIFINO (DAMN IF I KNOW)
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GET ON, SHUT UP AND HOLD TIGHT!
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IF YOU CAN'T FEED THEM DON'R BREED THEM
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INNOCENT BY REASON OF INSANITY
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IT'S A BOOZE THING
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CHROME MAY NOT GET YOU HOME BUT IT CAN GET YOU LAID!
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BE NICE TO ME, IT'S MY TAX DOLLARS THAT WILL SUPPORT YOU IN PRISON
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I'M ABOUT TO DEVELOP AN ATTITUDE
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BEING A BIKER IS NOT A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH IT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT
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DON'T HATE ME CAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL!
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LICK ME TILL I SCREAM
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REJECTED
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LOUD WIVES LOSE LIVES
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I'M NOT A BITCH, I'VE JUST BEEN IN A BAD MORE FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS
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RIDE NAKED
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STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE BEERS
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WHITE COLLAR TRASH
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IT'S NOT THE SPEED, IT'S THE SUDDEN STOPS
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IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES TILL SOMEONE LOSES AN EYE
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BITE ME
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TO KNOW ME IS TO BLOW ME
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MY HELMET, MY CHOICE
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I'M NO ONES BABY
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DANGER
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NO ATTITUDES
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FREEDOM
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BITCH FREE ZONE
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TRUST NO ONE
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FUCKEVO
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SHOT AT AND MISSED SHIT AT AND HIT
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ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS AND I MARRIED THEIR KING
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THE QUICKEST WAY TO A WOMENS HEART IS THRU HER FUCKIN' RIBCAGE
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WINE ME, DINE ME, 69 ME
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MAN WANTED
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WOMAN WANTED
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BEYOND BITCH
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RIDE HARD, DIE FAST
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NO BAR TOO FAR
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DRIVE FAST OR BE LAST
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SHIT BETTER NOT HAPPEN
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IF ASSHOLES COULD FLY THIS PLACE WOULD BE A DAMN AIRPORT
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LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO RIDE WITH UGLY MEN
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EXPLOSIVES
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EAT THE RICH
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FTW FOREVER TWO WHEELS
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DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS, PET THE SWEATY THINGS
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BASTARD
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I'M MORE OBSESSED WITH BREASTS AND THIGHS THAN COLONEL SANDERS EVER WAS
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TO HELL WITH HOW THEY DO IT IN CALIFORNIA
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GET OVER IT
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I VOTE AND I RIDE A MOTORCYCLE
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IN SEARCH OF THE ETERNAL BUZZ
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HEAD FIRST
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RIDE LONGER, LIVE LONGER
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IS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH? TOUCH THIS VEHICLE AND FIND OUT
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I'M NOT GOIN BALD, JUST GETTING MORE HEAD
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ASSHOLE BY BIRTH
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SIZE DOES MATTER
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LIFE IS A BITCH ENJOY HERE
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ABCDEFUCK
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GUY WITH ATTITUDE SEEKS GIRL TO DUMP ON
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HAPPINESS IS COMING
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LIFE IS A BITCH THEN YOU STRANGLE ONE
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TOO UGLY TO LIVE TO WEIRD TO DIE
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I ACCEPT TITS
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FRIENDS COME AND GO BUT ENEMIES ACCUMULATE
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LIFE'S TOO SHORT!
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WITH FRIENDS LIKE YOU WHO NEEDS ENEMAS
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BEEN THERE DONE THAT
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IF IT HAS TESTICLES OR TIRES IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS
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REMEMBER WHEN SEX WAS SAFE AND MOTORCYCLES WERE DANGEROUS
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LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES JESUS SAVES SOULS!
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HAVING KIDS IS LIKE BEING PICKED TO DEATH BY A DUCK
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EXCUSE ME BUT YOU'RE STANDING ON MY DICK!
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I'D LIKE TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT BUT APPARENTLY SOMEONE BEAT ME TO IT
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DON'T JUDGE A CROOK BY HIS LAWYER
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MAKING LOVE TO A YOUNGER WOMAN MAY BE FATAL BUT IF SHE DIES SHE DIES
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MAKING LOVE TO A YOUNGER MAN MAY BE FATAL BUT IF HE DIES HE DIES
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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SO MANY MEN SO FEW WITH BRAINS
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WHAT I LACK IN HEIGHT I MAKE UP FOR LENGTH
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WANNABEE
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DON'T FUCK WITH ME I'VE GOT FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES
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DON'T ASK TO RIDE MY BIKE AND I WON'T ASK TO RIDE YOUR BITCH
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FUCK BEING POLITICALLY CORRECT
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FUCK OFF! END OF STORY
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GUN CONTROL IS BEING ABLE TO HIT YOUR TARGET
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HORN BROKEN, WATCH FOR FINGER
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I'LL BE SOBER TOMORROW YOU'LL STILL BE UGLY
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I DRINK GRAPE JUICE CAUSE OJ KILL'S
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I'M NOT FUCKIN STUPID BUT I WOULD
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I'M THE FAT LADY AND I'M NOT SINGIN' SHIT
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I WOULDN'T SAY YOUR UGLY JUST FACIALLY CHALLENGED
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MADMAN ON WHEELS
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MEN ARE LIKE FLOOR TILES IF YOU LAY EM' RIGHT THE FIRST TIME YOU CAN WALK ON THEM FOREVER
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LET GO OF MY EARS I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
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MY INNER CHILD IS A MEAN LITTLE FUCKER
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MY LIFE IS SHIT BUT HEY, THANKS FOR ASKING
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HAIRDOO BY HELMET
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PMS HELL THIS IS ONE OF MY GOOD DAYS
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RESPECT YOU IN THE MORNING, I DON'T RESPECT YOU NOW
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TIME FOR ANOTHER TEA PARTY
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THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A PLACE FOR YOU ON MY SHIT LIST
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I STILL MISS MY EX BUT MY AIM IS IMPROVING
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IF YOU WANT MORE INCHES, STROKE IT
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DESIGNATED ASSHOLE
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THANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES
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QUESTION STUPIDITY
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SORRY I'M LATE BUT FUCKIN' OFF TAKES TIME!
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SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T VOTE
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BECAUSE I'M AN ASSHOLE THAT’S WHY
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REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
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FIFTEEN GRAND AND FIFTEEN MILES DON’T MAKE YOU A BIKER
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IF YOU CAN'T RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS GET BACK ON THE PORCH
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IF I WANTED A FRIEND I'D BUY A DOG
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IF YOU SEE MY EX GIVE HER A BIG SMACK FOR ME
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IF YOU SEE MY EX GIVE HIM A BIG SMACK FOR ME
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49% QUEEN BITCH 51% SWEETHEART
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LEAD FOLLOW OR GET OUT OF THE WAY
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DON'T LET MY BIG DICK SCARE YOU I'M REALLY A NICE GUY
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DON'T LET MY BIG TITIS SCARE YOU I'M REALLY A NICE GIRL
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HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE W OMAN WITH HELMET HAIR
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YOU CAN'T RIDE IF YOUR FRIED
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HOUSEWORK DOES'NT SUCK IF IT DID MEN WOULD LIKE IT
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LOSER
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NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OD STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS
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RIDE FOR JESUS
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I LOVE JESUS AND I RIDE A MOTORCYCLE W/HEART
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FOLLOW THE SUN
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JESUS HAPPENS
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BLESS THIS BIKE
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GOD IS MY CO-PILOT
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THERE'S NOTHING SWEETER THAN A FAT MANS PEETER
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IT'S NEVER TO LATE TO HAVE A HAPPY CHILDHOOD
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OBVIOUSLY YOU'VE MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEONE WHO GIVES A FUCK
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LOUD AND PROUD
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NO SKINNY CHICKS
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MY OTHER TOY HAS A DICK
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WOMEN 3 WEEKS OF ROCK AND ROLL ONE WEEK OF RAGTIME
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IF YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT I COULD BE YOU IN THE MORNING
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LOCK & LOAD
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MEN: NO SHIRTS NO SERVICE WOMEN: NO SHIRTS FREE BEER
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NO MORE MR. NICE GUY.. ON YOUR KNEE'S BITCH!
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A HARD MAN IS GOOD TO FIND
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STUPID PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BREED
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FEED THE HUNGRY SCREW THE HORNEY
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IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE BAFFLE THEM WITH BULLSHIT
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DON'T LET YOUR ALLIGATOR MOUTH GET YOUR CANANRY ASS IN TROUBLE
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I LIKE MY WOMEN A LITTLE ON THE TRASHY SIDE
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DRUG TESTING PISSES ME OFF
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ENGLISH SPOKEN HERE
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GET EVEN
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THE GOOD WE DO NEVER REMEMBERED THE BAD NEVER FORGOTTEN
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IF I'D SHOT YOU WHEN I WANTED TO I'D BE OUT BY NOW
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OF ALL THE THINGS I'VE LOST I MISS MY MIND THE MOST
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I WAS BORN UGLY WHATS YOUR EXCUSE
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I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL BUT I COULD BE
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IF YOU'RE NOT THE LEAD DOG THE VIEW NEVER CHANGES
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HUCKIN' FARLEY
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OVERWORKED AND UNDERLAID
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BITCH (BEAUTIFUL, INTELLIGENT, TALENTED, CUNNIN, HORNEY)
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BAD IS FUN
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STOP GLOBAL WHINING
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DIE YUPPIE SCUM
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WHO PISSED IN YOUR GENE POOL
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WILL WORK FOR SEX
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I DON'T SUFFER FROM PMS, BUT EVERYONE ELSE DOES
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I'M NOT FUCKIN' STUPID BUT I USE TO!
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BEWARE
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I WANT IT ALL
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TAKE ME DRUNK I'M HOME
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QUEEN OF THE FUCKIN' UNIVERSE
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THAT'S MS. BITCH TO YOU, ANY QUESTIONS?
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BIKERS HAVE MORE FUN THAN PEOPLE DO
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IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
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I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT
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I MAY BE A BITCH BUT I'M THE PICK OF THE LITTER
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TO BE OLD AND WISE YOU MUST FIRST BE YOUNG AND STUPID
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I DON'T GET MAD I GET EVEN
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ZERO TO SIXTY IN ABOUT 5 TO 10 MINUTES
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I'M THE PERSON MY PARENTS WARNED ME ABOUT
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JUST DO ME
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HAVE YOU HAD YOUR SPANKING TODAY
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IF IT HAS A KICKSTAND OR A DICK I CAN RIDE IT
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HANG UP AND DRIVE
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I DON'T DRIVE FAST I JUST FLY LOW
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IF IT HAS A KICKSTAND OR TITS I CAN RIDE IT
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VICIOUS POWER HUNGRY BITCH
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NEVER TRUST A PREACHER WITH A BONER
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REALITY BITES
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TOO FUNK TO DRUNK
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PAYBACKS ARE A BITCH
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TO ALL YOU VIRGINS THANKS FOR NOTHING
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FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES BUT DON'T FORGET THEIR NAMES
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BITCH WITH ATTITUDE
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WHATFUCKINEVER
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WHERE THE HELL WAS I LAST NIGHT
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IF BIKE WEEK WERE A FAMILY AFFAIR MOTORCYCLES WOULD HAVE 4 DOORS
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SEX INSTRUCTOR FIRST LESSON FREE
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SHIT,PISS DAMN, FUCK
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WAY TO GO SHITHEAD
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THE PRICE OF FREEDOM IS WRITTEN ON THE WALL
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SPEAK ENGLISH OR GET THE FUCK OUT!
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ORGASM DONOR
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PLEASE AIM
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FREE MUSTACHE RIDES
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QUITCHERBITCHIN
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OFFICIAL BITCH OF THE YEAR
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THE BOTTOM LINE IS YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
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GET EVEN
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IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE AIR IN YOUR HEAD
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WIDE LOAD
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IF IT'S FREE IT'S FOR ME
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I'M HERE FOR A GOOF TIME, NOT A LONG TIME
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GIMME HEAD TILL I'M DEAD
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WHAT PART OF KISS MY ASS DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
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RIDE TO LIVE LIVE TO RIDE
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SILLIE YUPPIE, TRAILERS ARE FOR BOATS
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I COULD BE A BITCH IF I WERE NICER
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MY OTHER TOY HAS TITS
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MOST SPORTS TAKE ONE BUT IT TAKES 2 BALLS TO RACE
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WORK IS THE CURSE OF THE DRINKING CLASS
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BITCH ON WHEELS
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SEX AFTER SIXTY IS LIKE SHOOTING POOL WITH A ROPE
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I'LL DROP YOU LIKE A BAD HABIT
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IM MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I WILL GO DOWN ON YOUR SISTER
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ALL PEOPLE SUCK
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YOU COULDN'T COUNT YOUR BALLS AND COME UP WITH THE SAME NUMBER TWICE
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DUMB IS FOREVER
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IT MUST SUCK TO BE YOU
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TITS AND BRAINS
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YOUNG, DUMB AND FULL OF CUM
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WHY YES, THEY ARE MINE
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WARNING, RIDER MAY BAIL OUT AT ANY TIME
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YOUR KID MAY BE AN HONOR STUDENT BUT YOU'RE A FRIGGIN' MORON
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SET THEM PUPPIES FREE
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WIDE OPEN TILL YOU SEE GOD THEN BRAKE
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YOU'RE THE REASON YOUR KIDS ARE UGLY
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YOU'RE THE REASON WOMEN TURN LESBIAN
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WHEN I DIE BURY ME UPSIDE DOWN SO THE WHOLE WORLD CAN KISS MY ASS
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VIRGINITY CAN BE CURED
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WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS LOWER YOUR STANDARDS
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SLUT (SEDUCTIVE,LOVING,UNINHIBITED,TRAMP)
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SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BIKER
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WARNING DRIVER MAY BAIL OUT AT ANY TIME
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WFO (WIDE FUCKIN' OPEN)
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USE YOUR HEAD, IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS THAT COUNT
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VAGITARIAN
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THIS PLACE COULD USE AN ENEMA!
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THE MORE HAIR I LOSE THE MORE HEAD I GET!
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THE ENEMY IS LISTENING, BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY OVER THIS PHONE
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THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT
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TO ALL MY FRIENDS
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THERE ARE TWO SIDES TWO A DIVORCE, SHIT HEADS AND MINE
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SHOW ME THE MONEY
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RULE NUMBER ONE, NEVER TOUCH MY MOTORCYCLE!
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MARRIAGE, THE LEADING CAUSE OF DIVORCE
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SPEED KILLS
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SMILE IF YOUR HORNEY
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NO DICKHEADS
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I'D RATHER BE FREE
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STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT WHIPS AND CHAINS EXCITE ME!
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NO TEENIE WEENIE PEENIES
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NOBODY IS UGLY AFTER 2 A.M.
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SUPPORT FREEDOM
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SILICONE INJECTION EQUIPPED
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POSITIVELY NO QUESTIONS ASKED HERE
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RULE NUMBER ONE, NEVER TOUCH MY TOOLS
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PLEASE REMOVE YOUR STINKEY BUTT
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MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS
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PROTECTED BY PIT BULL
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OFFICIAL SHITKICKER
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LEGALIZE
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JUST KISS MY ASS
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JUSTICE MY ASS I WANT REVENGE
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LOOKING FOR A MEANINGFUL OVERNIGHT RELATIONSHIP
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JAVA JUNKIE
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I'D RATHER BE DANCING
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HELMET LAWS SUCK
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A WOMENS PLACE IS ON MY FACE
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I MAY BE USED BUT I'M NOT USED UP
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I LOVE TRAINS
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DO NOT CHECK GAS WITH LIGHTER DUMMY
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BORN FREE TAXED TO DEATH
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I LOVE HEAD
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FOR SAFETY SAKE REMOVE SKI MASK AND UNLOAD ALL WEAPONS BEFORE ENTERING
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C.U.N.T. CAN'T UNDERSTAND NORMAL THINKING
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FIGHTING FOR PEACE IS LIKE FUCKIN' FOR VIRGINITY
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS GET MARRIED
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CHRONIC
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I HAVE A HEART ON
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I LOVE JESUS!
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IF IT'S TOO LOUD YOUR TOO OLD!
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COMMANMENT NO. 11 THOU SHALT NOT BITCH
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JOIN THE C.N.T. THE ONLY ONE MISSING IS YOU
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YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE
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THERE IS NOTHING QUITE LIKE A SMALL MOUTH ON A STIFF ROD
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POWERED BY FAITH
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MOTORCYCLES AND JESUS A WAY OF LIFE
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I DON'T GET PISSES OFF TILL I GET PISSED ON!
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SKATEBOARDING IS NOT A CRIME
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POW-MIA YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN
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IRISH
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KISS MY BASS!
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I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE BARBIE THAT LITTLE BITCH HAS EVERYTHING
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JESUS SAVES BIKERS TOO!
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ATTENTION THEIVES PLEASE CARRY ID SO WE CAN NOTIFY NEXT OF KIN!
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BE NICE TO YOUR CHILDREN THEY'LL CHOOSE NURSING HOME
-
BAD COP NO DOUGHNUT
-
BORN TO FISH
-
LIFE SUCKS
-
EVILUTION
-
ALCOHOL RUINS YOUR LOOKS
-
BEAM ME UP THERE'S NO INTELLENT LIFE HERE1
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RIDE FREE
-
SICK OF IT ALL
-
GOD MADE THE IRISH NUMBER 1
-
I LOVE FISHING
-
A BAD DAY OF FISHING IS STILL BETTER THAN A GOOD DAY OF WORK
-
NO PIGS ALLOWED ON PREMISES
-
I'D RATHE BE PLAYING POOL
-
MY WIFE AND I CYCLE, I PREFER TO USE A BIKE
-
THIS IS NOT A SEX PHONE SO KEEP YOUR FUCKIN' HANDS OFF
-
TO ERR IS HUMAN TO REALLY SCREW THINGS UP YOU NEED A COMPUTER
-
WHEN YOU GOT EM' BY THE BALLS THEIR HEARTS AND MINDS WILL FOLLOW
-
MEAN PEOPLE SUCK NICE PEOPLE SWALLOW
-
TALKS CHEAP RACK EM' UP
-
POOL PLAYERS HAVE EIGHT BALLS
-
TO HELL WITH SATAN
-
SUITS OF CARDS
-
DIAL 911 MAKE A COP COME
-
POLICE
-
UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL BE SOLD INTO SLAVERY
-
NEED A FRIEND DIAL 1-800-GET-LOST
-
CHAMPION BROWN NOSE
-
I MAY NOT HAVE THE CHERRY BUT I STILL HAVE THE BOX IT CAME IN
-
IT'S HARD TO SOAR WITH EAGLES WHEN YOU RIDE WITH TURKEYS
-
IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BUY ME A BEER
-
SMALL BUT SWEET
-
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
-
THERE'S A LITTLE REDNECK IN EVERYONE!
-
REDNECK AND PROUD OF IT
-
KISS MY REBEL ASS
-
DYING OF NATURAL CAUSES IS FOR WIMPS
-
NOTICE IT IS CUSTOMARY TO PAY FOR RIDES WITH ORAL SEX
-
WARNING IF YOU ARE SMOKING YOU BETTER BE ON FIRE
-
SHUTDEFUCKUP
-
I LOVE MY OL' MAN
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I LOVE MY OL' LADY
-
BLOW ME
-
I AIN'T GOT NO FUCKIN' ATTITUDE
-
BORN ON A MOUNTAIN RAISED IN A CAVE BIKIN' AND FUCKIN' IS ALL I CRAVE
-
I'D RATHER BE RACING
-
I'M NOT BROKE JUST BADLY BENT
-
I'M BAD FOR ME
-
ENJOY
-
A GUN SOCIETY IS A POLITE SOCIETY
-
PLEASE KEEP YOUR ASS OUT
-
A WISE MONKEY DOES'NT MONKEY WITH ANOTHER MONKEYS MONKEY
-
THE ONLY THING I WANT IN LIFE IS FOR MY WIFE AND GIRLFRIEND TO GET ALONG
-
ANYONE WHO HATES COPS AND LAWYERS CAN'T BE ALL BAD
-
HEMP
-
IS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH TOUCH THIS CAR AND FIND OUT
-
YOUR MOTHER MAY HAVE BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD BUT I CAN TAKE YOU OUT
-
I HAVE AN ATTITUDE BIGGER THAN YOUR OL' LADYS ASS!
-
LIQUOR UP FRONT POKER IN THE REAR
-
THERE'S NO SUBSTITE FOR CUBIC INCHES
-
EIGHTEEN GRAND AND EIGHTEEN MILES DON'T MAKE YOU A BIKER
-
EATIN' AIN'T CHEATIN'
-
IT'S NOT HOW DEEP YOU FISH IT'S HOW YOU WIGGLE YOUR WORM
-
WARNING DOES'NT PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS
-
SMOKERS DO IT TILL THEY'RE DEAD
-
MASTER
-
SLAVE
-
I SURE COULD USE A MERCY FUCK
-
SPANK YOU VERY MUCH
-
POOL PLAYERS ENJOY BREAKIN' BALLS
-
I'M NOT LOOKIN' FOR MR RIGHT I'M LOOKIN' FOR MR RIGHT NOW
-
IF YOU'RE NOT LIVING ON THE EDGE YOU'RE TAKING UP TO MUCH ROOM
-
DON'T STEAL THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETITION
-
THE MEEK SHALL INHERT THE SHIT
-
INK-PEIRCE-PAIN
-
THE ONLY HELL MY MOTHER RAISED WAS ME
-
IF IT WASN'T FOR WOMEN AND BEER I'D BE WEALTHY
-
FOR THIS I WENT TO REHAB
-
EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME IS GETTING LAID
-
YES IT'S FAST AND NO YOU CAN'T DRIVE IT
-
YES IT'S FAST AND NO YOU CAN'T RIDE IT
-
I LOVE BITE SIZE MOUNDS
-
GOD MADE DRUNKS SO UGLY PEOLPE COULD GET LAID
-
FOR MY NEXT TRICK I'LL NEED A CONDOM AND A VOLUNTEER
-
I LOST 200 POUNDS I LEFT MY WIFE
-
THERE'S ABSOLUTLY NO EXCUSE FOR WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO
-
AIN'T SCARED
-
ALL YOU NEED IS A SICK MIND AND A HEALTHY BODY
-
DISCRUNTLED EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
-
GIRLS WANTED ALL POSITIONS, WILL TRAIN
-
IF I SAY YOU HAVE A NICE BODY WILL YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME
-
MY COMPUTER SOMETIMES GOES DOWN ON ME
-
IF WE CAN'T ENFORCE THE LAWS WE HAVE WHY SHOULD WE MAKE MORE
-
BOHICA (BEND OVER HERE IT COMES AGAIN)
-
I HAVE A SPLIT PERSONALITY I HATE CATS BUT I LOVE PUSSY
-
ALL I NEED IS PEACE AND QUIET GIVE ME A PIECE AND I'LL BE QUIET
-
GIVE TILL IT HURTS
-
IT'S NOT WHO YOU SLEEP WITH IT'S WHO KEEPS YOU AWAKE
-
SUICIDE WOULDN'T EVEN BEGIN TO SOLVE MY PROBLEMS
-
I'M BROAD MINDED I THINK OF BROADS ALL THE TIME
-
VIETNAM GOOD SOLDIERS BAD POLITICIANS
-
I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT
-
YES I DO BUT NOT WITH YOU
-
IF YOU MUST SMOKE PLEASE DO NOT EXHALE
-
SINNIN' & GRINNIN"
-
THERES A SUCKER BORN EVERYDAY BUT SWALLOWERS ARE HARD TO FIND
-
BEING SOBER ISN'T WHAT IT'S ALL CRACKED UP TO BE
-
THE MORE PEOPLE I MEET THE BETTER I LIKE MY DOG
-
HAVE A NICE DAY BEFORE SOMEONE SCREWS IT UP
-
GOOD GIRL GONE BAD
-
IF YOUR SO COOL WHERE'S YOUR TATTOO
-
FUCK THE WHALES SAVE THE BIMBOS
-
PLAY THING
-
HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?
-
FUCK MILK GOT POT?
-
WILD CHILD
-
AM I THAT FUCKING BAD?
-
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN' FUCK
-
HAVING A SHORT MEMORY IS A GIFT
-
CROTCH CANIBAL
-
OLD FART
-
BRAKES ARE FOR PUSSIES
-
I THINK THEREFOR I'M SINGLE
-
CHECK THE GAS DUMMY
-
FUCK HIM!
-
FUCK HER!
-
I FEEL THE NEED FOR SPEED
-
IF YOU CAN READ THIS I PUSHED THE BITCH OFF!
-
DIVORCE THE FUCKIN' YOU GET FOR FUCKIN'
-
LIFE IS LIKE A ROSE BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE PRICKS
-
IF YOU LICK THEM THEY WILL COME
-
IS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH TOUCH THIS TRUCK AND FIND OUT
-
I'M NOT A BITCH I'M THE BITCH
-
WOMAN WANTED FOR WHAT WHO THE HELL KNOWS
-
MAN WANTED FOR WHAT WHO THE HELL KNOWS
-
FOR A SMALL TOWN IT SURE HAS A LOT OF ASSHOLES
-
LADY RIDER
-
GOD MADE ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE
-
NEVER RIDE FASTER THAN YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL CAN FLY
-
JESUS SAVES I SPEND LIKE HELL
-
ROCK AND ROLL
-
COUNTRY
-
BAD ASS
-
BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER
-
REMEMBER MY NAME YOU'LL BE SCREAMING IT LATER
-
YOU SAY BITCH LIKE IT'S A BAD THING
-
IF I WANTED A BITCH I'D BUY A DOG
-
SHE DON'T LIKE ME DRUNK I DON'T LIKE HER SOBER
-
NO MATTER HOW GOOD LOOKIN SHE IS SOMEWHERE SOMEONE IS SICK OF HER SHIT
-
WHERE IS MY DAMN MEDICATION
-
GET A STRAW YOU SUCK
-
PRAY
-
WWJD
-
KEEP HONKING I'M RELOADING
-
DON'T MAKE ME TURN ON MY BITCH SWITCH
-
I'M MEAN PEOPLE
-
MY NIPPLES GET HARDER THAN MOST MENS DICKS
-
FUCK YOU I HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS
-
WHAT AM I AN ASSHOLE MAGNET
-
WOULD YOU DRIVE BETTER WITH THE PHONE UP YOUR ASS
-
BAD ASS GIRLS RIDE BAD ASS TOYS
-
MY WEB ADDRESS IS WWW.KISSMYASS.COM
-
NICE TITS SHAME ABOUT THE FACE
-
DON'T PISS ME OFF I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES
-
WHY DO PEOPLE WITH CLOSED MINDS ALWAYS OPEN THEIR MOUTHS
-
IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT I COULD BE YOU IN THE MORNING
-
HOW CAN I MISS YOU WHEN YOU WON'T GO AWAY
-
AND YOUR POINT IS
-
SUCK IT!
-
I'M BUSY YOU'RE UGLY HAVE A NICE DAY
-
NEXT MOOD SWING SIX MINUTES
-
SECURITY
-
IF YOUR SO DECENT WHY DON'T YOU ADMIT YOUR NOT
-
EXCUSE ME DON'T YOU HAVE SOMEONE ELSE TO FUCK WITH
-
NO MORE MS. NICE GIRL ON YOUR KNEE'S BASTARD
-
PUSSY RULES
-
BEER FOR OVER 200 YEARS MAKING UGLY PEOPLE LOOK GODD
-
I DO WHAT I WANT CASE CLOSED
-
IF YOU WANT A SECOND OPINION YOUR UGLY TOO
-
YEAH BABY
-
CROTCH ROCKET
-
HERE COMES TROUBLE
-
NO ONE TO PLAY WITH GO PLAY WITH YOURSELF
-
PUSSY WHIPPED
-
FUCK MILK GOT BEER
-
FUCKAHOLIC
-
WHY DON'T YOU PLAY HIDE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF
-
I LOVE MARIJUANA
-
FREELANCE GYNECOLOGIST
-
MY WIFE SAYS I DON'T LISTEN TO HER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
-
MY HUSBAND SAYS I DON'T LISTEN TO HIM OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
-
LACK OF PLANNING ON YOUR PART DOES NOT CONSTITUTE A N EMERGENCY ON MY PART
-
MEN DON'T MAKE PASSES AT GIRLS WITH FAT ASSES
-
OUTTA MY WAY I HAVE TO PEE
-
AND YOUR CRYBABY WHINY ASS OPINION WOULD BE
-
I SEE THE FUCK UP FAIRY HAS VISITED US AGAIN
-
I'M OUT OF MY MIND BUT PLEASE FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A MESSAGE
-
HOW ABOUT NEVER IS NEVER GOOD FOR YOU
-
I CAN SEE YOUR POINT BUT I STILL THINK YOUR FULL OF SHIT
-
I LIKE YOU , YOU REMIND ME OF WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND STUPID
-
I'M ALREADY VISUALIZING THE DUCT TAPE OVER YOUR MOUTH
-
I'M NOT BEING RUDE YOUR JUST INSIGNIFICANT
-
DO I LOOK LIKE A PEOPLE PERSON
-
I STARTED OUT WITH NOTHING AND STILL HAVE MOST OF IT LEFT
-
YOU!! OFF MY PLANET
-
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELVES
-
WHATEVER LOOK YOU WERE GOING FOR YOU MISSED
-
WELL, THIS DAY WAS A TOTAL WASTE OF MAKEUP!
-
NOT ALL MEN ARE ANNOYING SOME ARE DEAD
-
I'M TRYING TO IMAGINE YOU WITH A PERSONALITY!
-
CAN I TRADE YOU IN FOR WHATS BEHIND DOOR #1
-
HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET
-
REMEMBER, IF THE WORLD DIDN'T SUCK WE'D ALL FALL OFF
-
WHO'S YOUR DADDY
-
LOVE ME LOVE MY TATTOO'S
-
JUDGE ME ALL YOU WANT JUST KEEP THE VERDICT TO YOURSELF
-
BE A FLIRT LIFT YOUR SHIRT
-
I TOLD MY DAD I STOPPED RAISIN' HELL, HE CALLED ME A QUITTER
-
I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN RODE ALL DAY AND PUT AWAY WET
-
TWO'S COMPANY THREE'S FUN
-
THERE'S SOME TOY'S YOU JUST SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH
-
IF I'D KNOWN I'D LIVE THIS LONG I WOULD HAVE TAKEN BETTER CARE OF MYSELF
-
YOUR ASS CALLED IT WANTS YOUR HEAD BACK
-
MY PARENTS SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME AN ASSHOLE
-
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP
-
WHATEVER!
-
LEARN THE RULES SO YOU CAN BREAK THEM PROPERLY
-
FUCK JANE FONDA
-
WHERE ARE THE FLASHBACKS I WAS PROMISED
-
HOW LOW CAN YOU GO
-
STAY ON YOU SIDE OF THE MIDDLE
-
LOOKING FOR A SENSITIVE MAN, ONE WHO CRIES WHEN I HIT HIM
-
TIMING IS EVERYTHING ON THIS PLANET
-
LIFE BEGINS WHEN YOU GET ONE
-
IT'S MY LIFE I'LL DO WHAT I WANT
-
WORK WHEN YOU HAVE TO QUIT WHEN YOU CAN
-
FOR SOME THERE'S THERAPY FOR THE REST OF US THERE'S MOTOORCYCLES
-
I SUFFER FROM P.M.S. (PARKED MOTORCYCLE SYNDROME)
-
IT'S NOT CHEAP BEING THIS EASY
-
N.L.T.E.K.W.Y.T. (NEVER LET THE ENEMY KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING
-
YOU CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING, WHERE WOULD YOU PUT IT
-
KEEP IT SIMPLE
-
EASY DOES IT
-
THAT’S MY STORY AND I'M STICKIN' TO IT
-
I CAN FEEL MYSELF GETTING DUMBER JUST LISTENING TO YOU
-
YOU CAN'T SLEEP OFF UGLY
-
SHUT UP BRAIN OR I'LL STAB YOU WITH A Q-TIP
-
IF YOUR DICK WAS HALF AS BIG AS YOUR MOUTH I MIGHT BE INTERESTED
-
IF MEN HAD PERIODS WOULD THEY BRAG ABOUT THE SIZE OF THEIR TAMPONS
-
LIFE'S A BITCH THEN YOU MARRY A DICK!
-
YOU MAY NOT BE FIRST BUT YOU COULD BE NEXT
-
FIGHT CRIME, SHOOT FIRST
-
I FOUND IT, NOW MY FINGER STINKS
-
FUCK THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BAR
-
THIS DRIVER CARRIES LESS THAN 20LBS OF AMMO
-
RIDE IT LIKE IT'S STOLEN
-
BUT HONEY!
-
LICK EM' STICK EM' SEND EM' HOME
-
DON'T FUCK WITH ME, I'M ON PAROLE
-
NORMAL PEOPLE WORRY ME
-
I CAN ONLY BE NICE TO ONE PERSON A DAY, TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY
-
SEE NO EVO. HEAR NO EVO, RIDE NO EVO
-
MONEY TALKS BULLSHIT WALKS
-
ASPHALT COWBOY
-
A MAN WILL COME TO HIS SENSES AFTER HE HAS EXHAUSTED ALL OTHER POSSIBILITIES
-
WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOUR OPINION
-
DID YOU MAKE THE HONOR ROLL AT THE SCHOOL OF STUPIDITY
-
24 BOTTLES OF BEER IN A CASE, 24 HOURS IN A DAY, COINCEDENCE
-
KEEP IT REAL
-
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN
-
COME TO PAPA.
-
EVERYDAY I'M FORCED TO ADD ANOTHER NAME TO THE LIST OF PEOPLE WHO PISS ME OFF
-
ON THE COUNT OF 3 YOU TURN AROUND AND I'LL SHOOT
-
5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH FRACTIONS
-
YOU KNOW THE RULES, STILL WANT TO PLAY
-
LIE TILL THEY THROW THE SWITHCH
-
FUCK YOU AND THAT’S MY FINAL ANSWER
-
ALL THOSE IN FAVOR OF VIAGRA PLEASE RISE
-
I'M NOT SPEEDING, I'M QUALIFYING
-
FREAK
-
NO FAT CHICKS, FENDER WILL SCRAPE
-
BOOT SIZE SAYS IT ALL
-
GET ON, RELAX, DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
-
HOLD MY BEER WHILE I KISS YOUR GIRLFRIEND
-
I NEED SOMEONE REALLY BAD. ARE YOU BAD?
-
I DIP-N-SPIT, DO YOU SWALLOW
-
EVER STOP TO THINK AND FORGET TO START AGAIN?
-
DON'T ACT STUPID JUST BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW TO
-
IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME
-
FAMOUS LAST WORDS "WATCH THIS"
-
GUILTY AS CHARGED
-
REMEMBER MY NAME SO YOU DON'T SCREAM SOMEONE ELSE'S LATER
-
DON'T KNOCK MASTURBATION, AT LEAST IT'S SEX WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE
-
IF MY DOG COULD TALK I'D BE IN PRISON
-
IF MY CAT COULD TALK I'D BE IN PRISON
-
HOWS YOUR WIFE AND MY KIDS
-
I NEED MORE MONEY, MORE FREEDOM AND LESS SHIT OUT OF YOU
-
HARD TO HANDLE
-
DAMN I GOT OLD QUICK
-
DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME
-
YOU'VE BEEN BAD NOW GO TO MY ROOM
-
I'M MY OWN WORST ENEMY
-
MENACE TO SOBRIETY
-
YIKES I'M A GROWN UP
-
I DON'T HAVE ANY STRENGHTS BUT I HAVE A MILLION WEAKNESSES
-
TATTOOED CHICKS KICK ASS
-
I'M THE DELINQUENT THAT’S SCREWING YOUR HONOR STUDENT
-
TATTOOED WHITE TRASH
-
IF YOU CAN'T CHEW IT YOU CAN'T SCREW IT
-
TRUST ME, DON'T TRUST ME
-
LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO TAKE SHIT FROM ANYBODY
-
SLUT: SLEEPS WITH EVERYONE BITCH:SLEEPS WITH EVERYONE BUT YOU
-
SHORT FORM OF THE SERENITY PRAYER, FUCK IT!
-
LIFE'S TOUGH, IT'S TOUGHER IF YOU'RE STUPID
-
IF YOU RUN YOU'LL ONLY GO TO JAIL TIRED
-
JUST HOW BIG WERE THOSE TWO BEERS
-
IN GOD WE TRUST, ALL OTHERS ARE SUSPECTS
-
WILL THESE HANDCUFFS STRETCH THE LONGER I WEAR THEM
-
CONSIDER THIS YOUR FINAL WARNING
-
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT
-
HOW? I ALREADY KNOW HOW! I NEED TO KNOW WHEN
-
ONE DAY AT A TIME
-
WHY DO I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE THE ONLY TREE IN THE KENNEL
-
HOODLUM
-
CAT THE OTHER WHITE MEAT
-
420 CLUB MEMBER
-
THIS IS MY DREAM GET YOUR OWN
-
IF I LEARNED FROM MY MISTAKES I'D BE A FUCKIN' GENIUS
-
I LIVE IN MY OWN LITTLE WORLD BUT IT'S OK THEY KNOW ME HERE
-
SO MANY DICK'S SO FEW RICHARDS
-
IF YOUR GONNA PUT SOMETHING IN MY MOUTH PLEASE DON'T MAKE IT WORDS
-
PLEASE DON'T ACT LIKE AN ASSHOLE I DON'T NEED ANOTHER FELONY CONVICTION
-
IF I GAVE A FUCK YOU'DE BE THE FIRST PERSON I GAVE IT TO
-
GET YOUR TONGUE OUT OF MY MOUTH, I'M KISSING YOU GOODBYE
-
WARNING. EASILY PROVOKED AND HEAVILY ARMED
-
ASSUMPTION IS THE MOTHER OF ALL FUCK UPS
-
IT'S CALLED THERAPY, GET SOME
-
MY OTHER RIDES YOUR DAUGHTER
-
TAKING MY TIME TO WIN
-
HONOR STUDENT YES YOUR HONOR NO YOUR HONOR
-
ARE YOU STONED OR JUST STUPID
-
GIRLS RULE
-
DELICIOUS
-
BEAUTIFY AMERICA GET A TATTOO!
-
COOLER THAN THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PILLOW
-
IF YOU THINK I'M A BITCH YOU SHOULD MEET MY MOTHER
-
ARE WE GONNA RIDE OR ARE WE GONNA DICK AROUND ALL DAY
-
DITCH THE BITCH AND LETS RIDE
-
NYMPHOMANIAC
-
A.P.O.S. ALCOHOLIC PIECE OF SHIT
-
DRIVE IT LIKE IT'S STOLEN
-
DON'T EVEN THINK OF SITTING ON THIS BIKE (UNLESS YOU'RE NAKED)
-
DON'T FUCK WITH THOSE WHO DON'T GIVE A FUCK
-
THE MOST DANGEROUS PLACE IN THE WORLD IS BETWEEN A MAN AND HIS MOTORCYCLE
-
SHE SAYS SHE LOVES MY MIND, SHE MUST, SHE FUCKS WITH IT EVERYDAY
-
EVERYTHING I LACK I MAKE UP FOR IN DENIAL
-
MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL I AM MY MOTHER AFTER ALL
-
IF I DON'T SHOOT SOMEONE SOON I'M GONNA FORGET HOW TO
-
WHY DO I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE A STRANGER IN MY OWN LIFE
-
ONCE AN ASSHOLE ALWAYS AN ASSHOLE
-
A DRUNK MANS WORDS ARE A SOBER MANS THOUGHTS
-
I'M ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL
-
JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE ONE DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO ACT LIKE ONE
-
SMART ASS WHITE GIRL
-
I'D CALL YOU AN ASSHOLE BUT I'D HAVE TO GET IN LINE TO DO IT
-
YOU TALK SHIT YOU GET HIT
-
TELLING A MAN IS BIKE IS PRETTY IS LIKE TELLING HIM HIS DICK IS CUTE
-
TRAILER TRASH
-
IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT THE BITCH DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL
-
NEVER LET THE TRUTH GET IN THE WAY OF A GOOD STORY
-
BACK THE FUCK OFF
-
I'M ADDICTED TO HIM AND HE'S A DICK TO ME
-
JUST BECAUSE IT'S YOUR RIGHT DOESN'T MEAN YOUR RIGHT
-
IF YOU'RE NOT A HEMMOROID, GET OFF MY ASS
-
IT'S ABEAUTIFUL DAY NOW WATCH SOME BITCH FUCK IT UP
-
OFFICIAL MEMBER OF DICKS "R" US
-
YOUR LITTLE PRINCESS IS MY LITTLE WHORE
-
B.A.D.D. BIKERS AGAINST DUMB DRIVERS
-
JESUS IS COMING. LOOK BUSY
-
COOL CAT LOOKIN' FOR A KITTY!
-
MY BOYFRIENDS OUT OF TOWN
-
MY GIRLFRIENDS OUT OF TOWN
-
CUTE OUTSIDE, ANGRY OUTSIDE
-
INK, IT DOES A BODY GOOD
-
MY CHILD MADE "INMATE OF THE MONTH"
-
WHO GIVES A SHIT
-
I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE
-
I ALWAYS GO WITH MY FIRST INSTINCT IT'S TELLING ME YOU'RE A JERK
-
THIS IS NOT THE LIFE I ORDERED
-
MEN-COFFE-CHOCOLATE SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICHER
-
IT'S EASIER TO BEG FOR FORGIVENESS THEN TO ASK FOR PERMISSION
-
NO WHINING
-
TEASE
-
TALK IS CHEAP NOT TALKING CAN REALLY COST YOU
-
I DON'T HAVE TO BE DEAD TO DONATE MY ORGAN
-
YOU DRIVE LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK
-
AIN'T LIFE A BITCH
-
LET'S JUST AGREE TO DISAGREE
-
BACK OFF
-
SOMETIMES IT'S JUST FUN BEING SUCH A BITCH
-
I JUST MET YOU AND ALREADY I DON'T LIKE YOU
-
HONEY THERE'S THE DOOR I DON'T NEED YOUR SHIT ANYMORE
-
I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO MAKE MY LIFE EASIER BUT PLEASE DON'T MAKE IT ANY HARDER
-
WE CHILD PROOFED THE HOUSE BUT THERE STILL GETTING IN
-
IF YOU SCREW LIKE YOU PARK YOU'LL NEVER GET IT IN
-
WHY IS DIVORCE SO EXSPENSIVE, BECAUSE IT'S WORTH IT
-
A GOOD LAWYER KNOWS THE LAW A GREAT LAWYER KNOWS THE JUDGE
-
TELL YOUR KIDS TO STOP POINTING AT ME
-
SAVE YOUR BREATH YOU'LL NEED IT LATER TO BLOW UP YOUR DATE
-
IF YOU DON'T LIKE GUNS DON'T BUY THEM
-
I STARTED OUT DRAWING ON MY ARM NOW LOOK AT ME
-
HOW ABOUT I JUST SMACK THE STUPID OUT OF YOU
-
ARE YOU TRYING TO PICK ME UP ONE ASSHOLE IN MY PANTS IS ENOUGH
-
LOVE IS BLIND, AFTER A 30 PACK
-
FUCK ME, FUCK YOU!
-
LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT WOMAN A NYMPHOMANIAC WHO OWNS A GAS STATION
-
68 DO ME AND I'LL OWE YA ONE
-
SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE ONLY BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL TO KILL THEM
-
WELL BEHAVED WOMEN RARELY MAKE IT INTO THE HISTORY BOOKS
-
I DON'T NEED TO FIND MYSELF I'M ALWAYS AT THE BAR
-
OI ONLY DRINK ON DAYS ENDING IN "Y"
-
IF YOU HAVE TO THINK TWICE DON'T DO IT
-
CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT BUT FOR AWHILE I WAS A SUSPECT
-
NEVER BRING A KNIFE TO A GUN FIGHT
-
WHY IS THERE BRAIL AT DRIVE UP ATM'S
-
WOMEN ARE CURSED AND MEN ARE THE PROOF
-
MARRIAGE IS FOREVER, LIKE CEMENT
-
I CAN RESIST ANYTHING BUT TEMPTATION
-
I CONSIDER A RELATIONSHIP SUCCESSFUL IF IT OUTLASTS MILK
-
HAVE CHILDREN WHILE YOUR PARENTS ARE STILL YOUNG ENOUGH TO TAKE CARE OF THEM
-
MY WIFE YES, MY DOG NO, MY GUN NEVER
-
CHARTER MEMBER OF OUR LADY OF PERPETUAL MOOD SWINGS
-
GENUINE STOLEN PARTS
-
MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT MAKES WAY TO MANY STOPS
-
KNOW YOUR TARGET
-
SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST FUN TO SHOOT
-
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
-
SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY
-
SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWGIRL
-
MY GIVE A DAMNS BUSTED
-
MARRIAGE EQUALS MAN AND WOMAN
-
DOES THIS BIKE MAKE MY ASS LOOK FAT?
-
EYE CANDY
-
EVIL WOMAN
-
WHAT CAUSES THIS BEHAVIOR
-
FUCK ENTERTAINERS AND ATHLETES PAY THE HEROES!
-
IF YOU CAN'T KILL EM' CASTRATE THEM!
-
IF GOD INTENDED FOR WOMEN TO BEND OVER HE WOULD HAVE PUT DIAMONDS ON THE FLOOR!
-
THIS JOB HAS TURNED INTO TO MUCH LIKE WORK
-
IF I WANT YOUR OPINION I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU
-
GRANDCHILDER ARE GODS REASON FOR NOT KILLING YOUR OWN CHILDREN
-
THOSE THREE LITTLE WORDS I LOVE TO HEAR "YOUR PRESCRIPTIONS READY"
-
GIT R DONE
-
FUCK YOU
-
THE FASTER YOU GO THE BETTER IT FEELS
-
YOU MUST BE AN ASSHOLE YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKIN' SHIT
-
IF IT'S TOO HOT TO HANDLE BLOW ON IT AND TRY AGAIN
-
PIMP
-
DON'T BE A DICK
-
SNITCHES ARE A DYING BREED
-
YES, IT IS ALL ABOUT ME!
-
CRAZY BITCH
-
CRAZY BASTARD
-
COLD HEARTED BITCH
-
SEXY BITCH
-
NEVER MIND THE DOG BEWARE OF THE OWNER
-
AMERICAN FLAG (LEFT)
-
AMERICAN FLAG (RIGHT)
-
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY OVER THIS PHONE
-
13
-
I LIKE LIPSTICK AROUND MY DIPSTICK
-
VET
-
LADY MOON RIDER
-
POW-MIA YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN
-
EIGHT BALL
-
ROLLING DICE
-
NO JAP SHIT
-
SKULL W/MOHAWK
-
AMERICAN FLAG
-
SCREAMING EAGLE (RIGHT)
-
SREAMING EAGLE (LEFT)
-
SMILEY FACE W/BULLET HOLE
-
EAGLE HEAD (RIGHT)
-
EAGLE HEAD (LEFT)
-
ROSE
-
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
-
TRUCKER NUDE (RIGHT)
-
SKELETON HAND PEACE SIGN
-
EAGLE HEAD (LEFT)
-
EAGLE HEAD (RIGHT)
-
ENGLISH SPOKEN HERE
-
MR. GREENIE (LEFT)
-
MR. GREENIE (RIGHT)
-
WINGED WHEEL
-
NO F'N HELMETS
-
WOODPECKER (LEFT)
-
WOODPECKER (RIGHT)
-
WORN UNDER PROTEST
-
SKULL W/AVIATORS
-
SPIRITUAL SKULL W/FEATHERS
-
MUSTACHE RIDES FREE
-
MIDDLE FINGER W/RAP THIS
-
MIDDLE FINGER.
-
WARNING ZERO TO BITCH IN 2.3 SECONDS
-
WARNING 3 OUT OF 5 MARRIAGES END WITH A BLOW TO THE HEAD
-
SKULL W/BANDANA AND GLASSES
-
SKELETON HEAD YING YANG
-
SKULL W/WIDE EYES
-
WILL WORK FOR SEX
-
WILL WORK FOR BEER
-
WARNING CONTENTS OF THIS HELMET IS UNDER EXTREME PRESSURE
-
WARNING IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE AS MUCH AS I VALUE THIS MOTORCYCLE DON'T FUCK WITH IT
-
I LOVE SEX
-
D.O.T. DEPARTMENT OF TURKEYS
-
GENUINE ASSHOLE MADE IN THE USA
-
SKULL W/BANDANA (LEFT)
-
SKULL W/BANDANA (RIGHT)
-
EYE FOR AN EYE
-
MEAN PEOPLE SUCK
-
100% TESTOSTERONE
-
I SUFFER FROM CRS CAN'T REMEMBER SHIT
-
WARNING IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE AS MUCH AS I VALUE THESE TOOLS DON'T FUCK WITH THEM
-
BUY AMERICAN
-
SLAVE W/FEET
-
MASTER W/FEET
-
NO CHICKENS
-
YOUR PROBLEM IS OBVIOUS
-
CROSSED CHECKER FLAG
-
PROUD TO BE AMERICANS
-
REBEL FLAG (SQUARE)
-
NO RUGRATS
-
PROTECTED BY THE BILL OF RIGHTS
-
KISS MY REBEL ASS
-
US I-69
-
IRON CROSS IN CIRCLE
-
REBEL FLAG CIRCLE
-
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
-
SATAN SUCKS
-
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED
-
69
-
WHAT PART OF NO DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
-
THERE'S A LITTLE REDNECK IN ALL OF US
-
FOREVER SCREWED
-
FUCK FEAR
-
WARNING THE SURGEON GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT TOUCHING THIS BIKE IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH
-
WARNING PROTECTED BY ELECTRONIC ALARM A.B.S. ALARM SYSTEMS
-
NO SENIOR CITIZENS DISCOUNTS YOU HAVE HAD ENOUGH TIME TO GET UP THE MONEY
-
WARNING IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE AS MUCH AS I VALUE THIS VEHICLE DON'T FUCK WITH IT
-
I SUFFER FRM PMS (PUTTING UP WITH MENS SHIT)
-
FEAR THIS
-
CROSSED REBEL FLAGS
-
REBEL FLAG (LEFT)
-
REBEL FLAG (RIGHT)
-
FUCK THE FACTORY
-
EQUAL RIGHTS FOR SOUTHERN WHITES
-
YOU WEAR YOUR X I'LL WEAR MINE
-
SOUTHERN PRIDE
-
FREEDOM OF CHOICE
-
ALABAMA
-
DAYTONA BEACH FLA
-
FLORIDA
-
GEORGIA
-
OFFICIAL BASTARD OF THE YEAR
-
MISSISSIPPI
-
SOUTH CAROLINA
-
NORTH CAROLINA
-
ARKANSAS
-
LOUISIANA
-
TENNESSEE
-
KENTUCKY
-
REDNECK AND PROUD OF IT
-
NO 666
-
SOUTHERN BY BIRTH REBEL BY CHOICE
-
GIMME HEAD
-
FOXY RIDER
-
VET GULF WAR
-
VET KOREA
-
ENJOY YOUR FREEDOM THANK A VET
-
CHERRIES
-
USA GRADE AA HAWG
-
USA 69
-
I'M A MISSION FROM GOD
-
TRUST ME!
-
UP YOURS BITCH W/DOG
-
LEGALIZE FREEDOM IN ARK
-
ANARCHY
-
SMILEY FACE.
-
JOHNNY REB IS NOT DEAD
-
FLY
-
PROTECT THE NEW ENDANGERED SPECIES
-
VIETNAM VETERAN IN ARK
-
THREE CROSSES
-
ALL PEOPLE SUCK
-
NO JAP SHIT IN CIRCLE
-
NO LOT LIZARDS
-
HEAD FIRST IN ARK
-
IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO PERISHED OR NEVER RETURNED FROM VIETNAM
-
STOP BITCHIN' AND START FISHIN'
-
FOR THOSE WHO FOUGHT FOR IT FREEDOM HAS A FLAVOR THE PROTECTED WILL NEVER KNOW
-
DIVERS DO IT DEEPER
-
BEEN DOWN LATELY
-
SCUBA
-
DIVERS FLAG
-
I AM AN AMERICAN VETERAN AND I VOTE
-
THESE COLORS DON'T RUN
-
ALL GAVE SOME, SOME GAVE ALL
-
IRELAND
-
OFFICIAL SAUSAGE INSPECTOR
-
OFFICIAL CLAM INSPECTOR
-
POW MIA YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN
-
VFW VETERANS FUCKED BY WASHINGTON
-
IRELAND
-
VET VIETNAM
-
VET KOREA
-
SUPER BITCH
-
ONLY IN AMERICA CAN A HOMELSS VETERAN LIVE IN A CARDBOARD BOX WHILE A DRAFT DODGER LIVES IN THE WHITE HOUSE
-
TRY BURNING THIS FLAG ASSHOLE
-
VET GULF WAR
-
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
-
DILLIGAF
-
THE PRICE OF FREEDOM IS WRITTEN ON THE WALL
-
ONE BOMB CAN RUIN A PERFECT DAY SUPPORT THE ARMED FORCES
-
OFFICIAL TIT INSPECTOR
-
GENUINE FISHERMAN
-
WARNING IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE AS MUCH AS I VALUE THIS TACKLE BOX
-
MECHANIC FROM HELL
-
HERITAGE NOT PREDJUDICE
-
U.S.A. MASTER BAITER
-
GENUINE IRISH MADE IN THE USA
-
GENUINE BITCH MADE IN THE USA
-
VET VIETNAM
-
USA GRADE AA IRISH
-
GENUINE BEER DRINKER MADE IN THE USA
-
YING YANG (OVAL)
-
OFFICIAL DICK INSPECTOR
-
GENUINE POLICEMAN MADE IN THE USA
-
GENUINE FIREMAN
-
GENUINE POOL PLAYER
-
GENUINE SCUBA DIVER
-
GENUINE DART PLAYER
-
OFFICIAL PUPPY INSPECTOR
-
INDIAN CHIEF
-
FISHERMAN FROM HELL
-
PRIVATE HELL
-
CSA
-
NO RATS
-
MEAN PEOPLE KICK ASS
-
THIS BIKE EATS HONDAS AND SHIT'S YAMAHAS
-
AT 200 MPH YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS
-
SEX LIMIT 69
-
COCK LIQUOR ONLY FOR THE LADIES
-
BELIEVER W/ALIEN FACE
-
CAUTION IF RIDER IS INJURED DO NOT REMOVE HELMET
-
WARNING FOOD AT THIS ESTABLISHMENT IS UNFIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION
-
NO PUSSIES
-
NO PIGS
-
NO POT
-
SKULL W/CROSSBONES IN CIRCLE
-
TWO SHULLS IN YING YANG
-
SMALL REBEL FLAGS
-
ALL GROWN UP AND STILL FASCINATED BY NIPPLES
-
WARNING I SMOKE AND ENJOY THEM SO BUTT OUT
-
GENUINE AMERICAN MADE IN THE USA BREAST FED
-
SEX I ALWAYS DO IT THE HARD WAY
-
POW MIA BRING THEM HOME OR SEND US BACK
-
WHO SAYS I DON'T LIFT A FINGER
-
KEEP IT FLYIN
-
BET MINE'S BIGGER THAN YOURS
-
WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER I'LL RIDE THERE TOO
-
WHATS YOUR BITCH BITCH
-
BORN OK THE FIRST TIME
-
EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLED
-
FUCK-OFF (SIGN LANGUAGE)
-
GENUINE POLEWOMAN
-
PIGS HEAD
-
IRISH FLAG
-
WARNING IF NUDITY OFFENDS YOU DO NOT ENTER
-
OFFICIAL BITCHS ARE US MEMBER
-
ELECTRICIAN FROM HELL
-
WARNING NOTHING IN HERE IS WORTH DYING FOR
-
FREEDOM ISN'T FREE THANK A VET
-
GENUINE AMERICAN BADASS
-
SET THEM PUPPIES FREE
-
GOD GUNS AND GUTS MADE AMERICA. LETS KEEP ALL 3
-
WARNING, IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE AS MUCH AS I VALUE THIS GUN DON'T FUCK WITH IT
-
KILL EM' ALL LET GOD SORT THEM OUT
-
GOD BLESS AMERICA
-
REMEMBER SEPT. 11,2001
-
UN-FUCKIN' FORGIVABLE
-
IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO LOST THEIR LIVES AT THE HANDS OF TERRORIST SEPT. 11, 2001
-
VET IRAQ WAR
-
FINGER W/BIN LADDEN
-
CALVIN PEEING ON IRAQ
-
CALVIN PEEING ON HELMET LAWS
-
CALVIN PEEING ON JAP BIKES
-
FCK
-
SEX
-
BAD
-
VET
-
FNA
-
SOB
-
NOT
-
MOM
-
DAD
-
GOD
-
BULLDOG FACE
-
CHARGING BULLDOG
-
BULLDOG FACE IN CIRCLE
-
SMALL SPIDER
-
RACER
-
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASSHOLE
-
IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO NEVER RETURNED FROM VIETNAM
-
DIP ME IN HONEY AND THROW MW TO THE LESBIANS
-
OFFICIAL BASTARD OF THE YEAR
-
OFFICAIL BITCH OF THE YEAR
-
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH
-
IT'S A BASTARD
-
PLACES TO GO PEOPLE TO ANNOY
-
IT'S A SICK WORLD AND I'M A HAPPY GUY
-
IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE AIR IN YOUR HEAD
-
MAKING LOVE TO A YOUNGER WOMAN MAY BE FATAL BUT IF SHE DIES SHE DIES
-
I DON'T DRIVE FAST I FLY LOW
-
I'M SO MISERABLE WITHOUT YOU IT'S LIKE HAVING YOU HERE
-
EAT RIGHT, STAY FIT DIE ANYWAYS
-
NO JEHOVAHS
-
QUESTION AUTHORITY
-
EMERGENCY MASSAGE THERAPIST (SHOW ME WHERE IT HURTS)
-
DEMON (RETAIL ONLY)
-
I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD
-
LOVE
-
NUFF RESPECT
-
PEACE
-
PEACE AND LOVE
-
SPLIFE
-
JERRY LARGE (RETAIL ONLY)
-
NO NEW WORLD ORDER
-
RED BEAR
-
ROW OF DANCING SKELETONS
-
SKULL W/LIGHNING BOLT (RETAIL ONLY)
-
SKULL W/PEACE SIGN (RETAIL ONLY)
-
SKULL W'POT LEAF (RETAIL ONLY)
-
SKULL W/REBEL FLAG (RETAIL ONLY)
-
SKULL W/WHEELCHAIR (RETAIL ONLY)
-
SKULL W/YING TANG (RETAIL ONLY)
-
SMITH & WESSON (RETAIL ONLY)
-
Trucker Nude (Left)
-
STUPIDITY IS NOT A CRIME SO YOU'RE FREE TO GO
-
I WILL NOT BE FORCED TO LEARN A FOREIGN
-
WHAT IF THE HOKEY POKEY IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
-
DAMNED IF YOU DO, DAMNED IF YOU DON'T
-
ANNOYING THE WORLD ONE PERSON AT ATIME
-
I'M A SUCKER FOR A DICK SUCKER
-
DEATH IS LIFE'S WAY OF SAYING YOU'RE FIRED
-
WAS THAT NECESSARY
-
I'M A LESBIAN TRAPPED IN A MANS BODY
-
MUTHAFUCKA
-
SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE WINDSHEILD SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE BUG
-
YOU'RE A 10 ON MY ERECTION SCALE
-
YOU CALL IT LOVE I CALL IT STALKING
-
C.R.A.F.T.
-
PLEASE DON'T FUCK WITH ME
-
WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO PRESS #1 FOR ENGLISH
-
I'M NOT FLUENT IN IDIOT SO PLEASE STOP TALKING
-
OKAY OKAY I TAKE IT BACK GO UN-FUCK YOURSELF
-
THIS ISN'T AN OFFICE IT'S HELL WITH FLOURESCENT LIGHTING
-
DO THEY EVER SHUT UPON YOUR PLANET
-
YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT IS THAT THE LOOK NOW
-
YOU ARE DEPRIVING SOME VILLAGE OF AN IDIOT
-
LOOK IN MY EYES DO YOU SEE ONE OUNCE OF GIVE A SHIT
-
I'M CONFUSED WAIT MAYBE I'M NOT
-
DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE YOU'RE STILL TALKING
-
MESS WITH ME AND YOU MESS WITH THE WHOLE TRAILER PARK
-
333 I'M ONLY HAKF EVIL
-
I WOULD DO ME
-
I'M RETIRED GO AROUND ME
-
MY INDIAN NAME IS RUNS WITH BEER
-
SQUIRRELS NATURES LITTLE SPEED BUMPS
-
AM I DEAD YET
-
AMAZINGLY ENOUGH I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
-
BEING A CRABBY BITCH IS JUST PART OF MY CHARM
-
EVEN MY SHRINK SAYS IT'S ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT
-
ADMITTING YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE IS THE FIRST STEP
-
ASK ME ABOUT MY ABILITY TO ANNOY PEOPLE
-
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
-
I'M SMILING THAT ALONE SHOULD SCARE YOU
-
YOU SUCK BIG TIME
-
WHOOP-DEE-FUCKING-DOO
-
I'M STILL HOT IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES NOW
-
HEARTLESS LIFESUCKING BITCH FROM HELL
-
FUCK THIS FUCK THAT
-
YOU LOOKED BETTER ON MY SPACE
-
IF WE CAN PUT ONE MAN ON THE MOON WHT CAN'T WE PUT THEM ALL THERE
-
NO WONDER YOU ALWAYS GO HOME ALONE
-
YO HO HO IT'S A BIKERS LIFE FOR ME
-
BUILT NOT BOUGHT
-
I'M NOT A GYNECOLOGIST BUT I'LL TAKE A LOOK
-
IF VOTING COULD REAALY CHANGE THINGS IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL
-
DON'T DRINK AND DIAL
-
BULLETPROOF
-
ONE LESS MONKEY WON'T STOP THIS SHOW
-
ASK ME NO QUESTIONS I'LL TELL YOU NO LIES
-
I HAD SUPER HUMAN POWERS MY THERAPIST TOOK THEM AWAY
-
SHAME ON YOU
-
FLIRTIN' WITH DISASTER
-
DON'T MESS ME I'M A WOMAN ON THE EDGE
-
DON'T CALL IT YOUR COUNTRY IF YOU WON'T FIGHT FOR IT
-
YOU GOTTA BE TOUGH IF YOU'RE GONNA BE STUPID
-
777 SLIGHTLY MORE EVIL
-
MY OL' LADY YES MY DOG MAYBE MY MOTORCYCLE NEVER
-
EAT ME
-
HIND SIGHT IS THE ONLY CLEAR SIGHT
-
EARN THE RIGHT TO BE HERE CITIZENSHIP FOR SERVICE
-
NOT IN MY WORLD
-
IF YOU HAVE TO CLAIM IT WHEN YOU WIN IT WHY CAN'T YOU DEDUCT IT WHEN YOU LOSE IT
-
EX WIVES MAKE GREAT HOUSE KEEPERS
-
YOU'RE JUST SCARY STUPID
-
THAT'S A DAMN SHAME
-
ACT YOUR AGE NOT YOUR DICK SIZE
-
FINISH YOUR BEER THERE'S SOBER KIDS IN INDIA
-
WHEN THINGS SEEM BAD I JUST REMEMBER THAT I HAVE REALLY BIG TITS
-
WHEN THINGS SEEM REALLY BAD I JUST REMEMBER THAT I HAVE A REALLY BIG DICK
-
I SMOKE FUCKIN' DEAL WITH IT
-
OF COURSE I LOVE YOU NOW GET ME A BEER
-
I TASTE SO GOOD YOU'LL WANT THE RECIPE
-
BEING A JERK IS JUST PART OF MY MANLY CHARM
-
I'M HERE ABOUT THE BLOW JOB
-
I'M JUST 2 PEOPLE SHORT OF A THREESOME
-
ONLY IN AMERICA CAN A HOMELESS WAR VETERAN SLEEP IN A CARDBOARD BOX WHILE A DRAFT DODGER SLEEPS IN THE WHITE HOUSE
-
ENJOY YOUR FREEDOM THANK A VET
-
THESE COLORS DON'T RUN
-
VFW VETERANS FUCKED BY WASHINGTON
-
TRY BURNING THIS FLAG ASSHOLE
-
ALL GAVE SOME SOME GAVE ALL 2 1/2 x 3 1/2
-
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
-
FOR THOSE WHO FOUGHT FOR IT FREEDOM HAS A FLAVOR THE PROTECTED WILL NECER KNOW
-
IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO PERISHED OR NEVER RETURNED FROM VIETNAM
-
THE PRICE OF FREEDOM IS WRITTEN ON THE WALL
-
VET VIETNAM
-
VET GULF WAR
-
VET KOREA
-
POW MIA YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN
-
I AM AN AMERICAN VETERAN AND I VOTE
-
ONE BOMB CAN RUIN A PERFECT DAY SUPPORT YOUR ARMED FORCES
-
9 OUT OF 10 BIKERS PREFER ORAL SEX!
-
LICK ME I''M IRISH
-
POLITICAIANS
-
PLEASE TELL YOUR TITS TO STOP STARING AT ME EYES
-
NOTHIN' WOULD BE FINER THAN TO BE IN YOUR VAGINA IN THE MORNING
-
GET OFF MY ASS
-
I CAN CALL HIM A BASTARD BUT YOU CAN'T!
-
I CAN CALL HER A BITCH BUT YOU CAN'T
-
YOU'RE SMILING THAT ALONE SCARES ME
-
LONG LIVE BIKERS
-
NOTHING QUITE LIKE A 900 POUND VIBRATOR
-
SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A SLUT, SOMETIMES YOU DON'T
-
AMERICAN BOYS RIDE AMERICAN TOYS
-
LOVE YOUR ENEMIES IT WILL DRIVE THEM CRAZY
-
WHY VOTE NO ONE CAN FIX THIS COUNTRY
-
I GOT A HARLEY FOR MY HUSBAND, IT WAS A GOOD TRADE
-
NEVER DO ANYTHING YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO EXPLAIN TO THE PARAMEDICS!
-
I'M GONNA BE THE BEST DIRTY LITTLE WHORE THIS SMALL TOWN HAS EVER SEEN!
-
HEAR NO SHIT SPEAK NO SHIT TAKE NO SHIT
-
GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO BUT LIKE...WHO CARES
-
I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
-
DO NOT START WITH ME, YOU WILL NOT WIN
-
FOR SOME THERE'S THERAPY FOR ME THERE'S ALCOHOL
-
DUMBASS
-
WHAT THE HELL
-
TIME TO RIDE
-
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT NOW PLEASE SHUT UP
-
MY WIFE IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS
-
F.T.W. (SMALL ROUND STICKER)
-
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT NOW PLEASE SHUT UP
-
SMALL ROUND WTF
-
DOBERMAN
-
TRIUMPH
-
SKULL IN CIRCLE
-
MOTHER HIGHLY DANGEROUS FUCKER 5x3 (RETAIL SALE ONLY)DISCOUNT DOES NOT APPLY TO THIS ITEM
-
GENUINE AMERICAN BAD ASS 5x3 (RETAIL SALE ONLY) DISCOUNT DOES NOT APPLY TO THIS ITEM
-
I LOVE BOOBIES
-
NOVELTY SMALL ROUND DOT
-
SHOW YER DICK!
-
SMALL ROUND FU
-
GUARANTEED 100% PURE BULLSHIT!
-
I AND THE LEGAL SYSTEM DECIDED IT'S TIME FOR ME TO STOP DRINKING!
-
I'M NOT AN ASSHOLE, I JUST HAVE A LOW BULLSHIT TOLLERANCE
-
I MOLESTED MYSELF LAST NIGHT, I SAID NO BUT I KNEW I WANTED IT!
-
HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN
-
IN THE END IT'S BETWEEN YOU AND GOD, IT WAS NEVER BETWEEN YOU AND THEM
-
I'M HEELS OVERHEAD IN LOVE
-
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, USE IT!
-
GOD MADE MEN CAUSE VIBRATORS CAN'T MOW THE LAWN
-
SWALLOW OR GET IT IN THE EYE!
-
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CHEESE TO GO WITH THAT WHINE?
-
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
-
HEADS YOU GIVE ME TAIL, TAILS YOU GIVE ME HEAD
-
COULD YOU COME BACK IN A FEW BEERS?
-
MY LIFE IS A VERY COMPLICATED DRINKING GAME
-
FUCKING CLASSY
-
I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS!
-
I TAUGHT YOUR BOYFRIEND THAT THINK YOU LIKE
-
I TAUGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT THINK YOU LIKE
-
I BRING NOTHING TO THE TABLE
-
I USE TO DRINK A LOT, I STILL DO, BUT I USE TO TOO
-
SHUT THE FUCK UP
-
IT'S NOT GOING TO SUCK ITSELF!
-
GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE I KILL PEOPLE
-
trEAT ME right
-
HELMET LAWS SUCK
-
AMERICAN BY BIRTH BIKER BY CHOICE
-
I HAVE THE PUSSY I MAKE THE RULES
-
FATBOY
-
SPORTSTER
-
I'D RATHER PUSH A HARLEY THAN RIDE A HONDA
-
VFW VETERANS FUCKED BY WASHINGTON
-
RIDE HARD YOU CAN REST WHEN YOU DIE
-
WOMEN ARE LIKE GUNS KEEP IT AROUND LONG ENOUGH AND YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO SHOOT IT
-
I'D SLAP YOU BUT SHIT SPLATTERS
-
OLD AGE AND TREACHERY ALWAYS OVERCOME YOUTH AND SKILL
-
DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR
-
BOYS I'M TAKING CHARGE HERE
-
TO ALL OUR ARMED FORCES I THANK YOU
-
SINCE I GAVE UP HOPE I FEEL MUCH BETTER
-
QUIT TALKIN TO MY TITS
-
ACT LIKE AN ASSHOLE GET TREATED LIKE AN ASSHOLE
-
CHAOS, PANIC & DISORDER MY WORK HERE IS DONE
-
PLAYS WELL WITH SELF
-
SLEEPS WELL WITH OTHERS
-
LADY BIKER
-
RIDING WITH GOD
-
RIDE TO LIVE LIVE TO RIDE ALCOHOL FREE
-
THIS BUDS FOR YOU
-
LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT WOMAN A NYMPHOMANIAC WHO OWNS A LIQUOR STORE
-
MYRTLE BEACH SC
-
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY NOW WATCH SOME BASTARD FUCK IT UP
-
JUST SAY NO
-
I'M NOT YOUR FUCKIN' BRO
-
JUST SAY YES
-
MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING BUT IT KEEPS THE KIDS IN TOUCH
-
I MAY BE CRUEL AND NASTY BUT AT LEAST I'M GOOD AT IT
-
IF YOU SEE MY BIKE ON A TRAILER DIAL 911
-
HERE I AM WHAT ARE YOUR OTHER 2 WISHES
-
SO MANY MEN SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME
-
SURE YOU CAN TRUST OUR GOVERMENT JUST ASK AN INDIAN
-
I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T CARE
-
I DON'T HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY
-
BE RESONABLE DO IT MY WAY
-
LORD HELP ME BE THE PERSON MY DOG THINKS I AM
-
SMILE IF YOU'RE NOT WEARING PANTIES
-
BEFORE YOU ASK THE ANSWER IS NO
-
CRIMINALS BEWARE WE SHOOT BACK
-
ARMED WITH A DANGEROUS MIND
-
I CAN READ YOUR MIND AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
-
SHOCK ME SAY SOMETHING INTELLIGENT
-
CAUTION 0 TO HORNY IN 2.5 BEERS
-
IF I HAD AN ATM IN MY DRIVEWAY I'D NEVER SEE MY KIDS
-
WARNING THE ONLY BUTTS ALLOWED IN HERE ARE NAKED ONES. NO SMOKING
-
I'M STARTING TO WONDER HOW 4 YEARS WITH NO PRESIDENT WOULD BE
-
FUCKIN' IDIOT
-
SO THIS IRISH GUY WALKS OUT OF A BAR (NO REALLY IT COULD HAPPEN)
-
I DON'T NEED $EX MY GOVERMENT$ FUCKING ME EVERY CHANCE IT GET$
-
SAVE THE EARTH (IT'S THE ONLY PLANET WITH BEER)
-
WHEN I SAID I DO I DIDN'T MEAN EVERYTHING
-
Mild Stickers
-
DEVIL FACE
-
I KNOW JACK SHIT
-
LET THOSE WHO RIDE DECIDE
-
I'M THE PERSON YOUR PARENTS WARNED YOU ABOUT!
-
BAD TO THE BONE
-
NO TOOLS LOANED
-
LEGALIZE FREEDOM
-
SHIT HAPPENS
-
CONTAMINATED
-
PLEASE CLOSE ALL WINDOWS AND LOCK ALL DOORS AFTER 140 M.P.H.
-
I'M NOT WEARING THIS HELMET BY CHOICE
-
CAPABLE OF EVADING HIGH SPEED PERSUIT
-
HELL ON WHEELS
-
ABOLISH THE MANDATORY HELMET LAW!
-
ALL I WANT IS ALITTLE MORE THAN I'LL EVER GET
-
BARTENDER, IF THE OL' LADY CALL'S I'M NOT HERE!
-
INNOCENT BY REASON OF INSANITY
-
IT'S NOT THE SPEED, IT'S THE SUDDEN STOPS
-
IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES TILL SOMEONE LOSES AN EYE
-
LIFE IS A BITCH ENJOY HERE
-
WITH FRIENDS LIKE YOU WHO NEEDS ENEMAS
-
BEEN THERE DONE THAT
-
REMEMBER WHEN SEX WAS SAFE AND MOTORCYCLES WERE DANGEROUS
-
HAVING KIDS IS LIKE BEING PICKED TO DEATH BY A DUCK
-
DON'T JUDGE A CROOK BY HIS LAWYER
-
MEN ARE LIKE FLOOR TILES IF YOU LAY EM' RIGHT THE FIRST TIME YOU CAN WALK ON THEM FOREVER
-
QUESTION STUPIDITY
-
SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T VOTE
-
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
-
IF YOU CAN'T RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS GET BACK ON THE PORCH
-
LEAD FOLLOW OR GET OUT OF THE WAY
-
LOSER
-
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OD STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS
-
IT'S NEVER TO LATE TO HAVE A HAPPY CHILDHOOD
-
NO SKINNY CHICKS
-
IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE BAFFLE THEM WITH BULLSHIT
-
DON'T LET YOUR ALLIGATOR MOUTH GET YOUR CANANRY ASS IN TROUBLE
-
DRUG TESTING PISSES ME OFF
-
GET EVEN
-
OF ALL THE THINGS I'VE LOST I MISS MY MIND THE MOST
-
I WAS BORN UGLY WHATS YOUR EXCUSE
-
BAD IS FUN
-
STOP GLOBAL WHINING
-
BEWARE
-
HANG UP AND DRIVE
-
IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE AIR IN YOUR HEAD
-
MOST SPORTS TAKE ONE BUT IT TAKES 2 BALLS TO RACE
-
WHEN I DIE BURY ME UPSIDE DOWN SO THE WHOLE WORLD CAN KISS MY ASS
-
WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS LOWER YOUR STANDARDS
-
THE MORE HAIR I LOSE THE MORE HEAD I GET!
-
THERE ARE TWO SIDES TWO A DIVORCE, SHIT HEADS AND MINE
-
MARRIAGE, THE LEADING CAUSE OF DIVORCE
-
SPEED KILLS
-
SMILE IF YOUR HORNEY
-
JUST KISS MY ASS
-
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS GET MARRIED
-
ATTENTION THEIVES PLEASE CARRY ID SO WE CAN NOTIFY NEXT OF KIN!
-
BAD COP NO DOUGHNUT
-
ALCOHOL RUINS YOUR LOOKS
-
DON'T STEAL THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETITION
-
THE MEEK SHALL INHERT THE SHIT
-
THERE'S ABSOLUTLY NO EXCUSE FOR WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO
-
AIN'T SCARED
-
ALL YOU NEED IS A SICK MIND AND A HEALTHY BODY
-
DISCRUNTLED EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
-
ALL I NEED IS PEACE AND QUIET GIVE ME A PIECE AND I'LL BE QUIET
-
I THINK THEREFOR I'M SINGLE
-
I'M NOT A BITCH I'M THE BITCH
-
BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER
-
WHERE IS MY DAMN MEDICATION
-
AND YOUR POINT IS
-
YEAH BABY
-
YOU!! OFF MY PLANET
-
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELVES
-
JUDGE ME ALL YOU WANT JUST KEEP THE VERDICT TO YOURSELF
-
LIFE BEGINS WHEN YOU GET ONE
-
IT'S MY LIFE I'LL DO WHAT I WANT
-
WORK WHEN YOU HAVE TO QUIT WHEN YOU CAN
-
YOU CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING, WHERE WOULD YOU PUT IT
-
THAT’S MY STORY AND I'M STICKIN' TO IT
-
I CAN FEEL MYSELF GETTING DUMBER JUST LISTENING TO YOU
-
YOU CAN'T SLEEP OFF UGLY
-
BUT HONEY!
-
NORMAL PEOPLE WORRY ME
-
24 BOTTLES OF BEER IN A CASE, 24 HOURS IN A DAY, COINCEDENCE
-
5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH FRACTIONS
-
YOU KNOW THE RULES, STILL WANT TO PLAY
-
ALL THOSE IN FAVOR OF VIAGRA PLEASE RISE
-
FREAK
-
420 CLUB MEMBER
-
GET YOUR TONGUE OUT OF MY MOUTH, I'M KISSING YOU GOODBYE
-
TAKING MY TIME TO WIN
-
ARE YOU STONED OR JUST STUPID
-
EVERYTHING I LACK I MAKE UP FOR IN DENIAL
-
I'D CALL YOU AN ASSHOLE BUT I'D HAVE TO GET IN LINE TO DO IT
-
NEVER LET THE TRUTH GET IN THE WAY OF A GOOD STORY
-
JUST BECAUSE IT'S YOUR RIGHT DOESN'T MEAN YOUR RIGHT
-
IF YOU'RE NOT A HEMMOROID, GET OFF MY ASS
-
B.A.D.D. BIKERS AGAINST DUMB DRIVERS
-
COOL CAT LOOKIN' FOR A KITTY!
-
I ALWAYS GO WITH MY FIRST INSTINCT IT'S TELLING ME YOU'RE A JERK
-
THIS IS NOT THE LIFE I ORDERED
-
NO WHINING
-
TEASE
-
TALK IS CHEAP NOT TALKING CAN REALLY COST YOU
-
AIN'T LIFE A BITCH
-
LET'S JUST AGREE TO DISAGREE
-
BACK OFF
-
I JUST MET YOU AND ALREADY I DON'T LIKE YOU
-
HONEY THERE'S THE DOOR I DON'T NEED YOUR SHIT ANYMORE
-
I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO MAKE MY LIFE EASIER BUT PLEASE DON'T MAKE IT ANY HARDER
-
A GOOD LAWYER KNOWS THE LAW A GREAT LAWYER KNOWS THE JUDGE
-
LOVE IS BLIND, AFTER A 30 PACK
-
IF YOU HAVE TO THINK TWICE DON'T DO IT
-
I CAN RESIST ANYTHING BUT TEMPTATION
-
MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT MAKES WAY TO MANY STOPS
-
EYE CANDY
-
WHAT CAUSES THIS BEHAVIOR
-
THIS JOB HAS TURNED INTO TO MUCH LIKE WORK
-
IF I WANT YOUR OPINION I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU
-
THOSE THREE LITTLE WORDS I LOVE TO HEAR "YOUR PRESCRIPTIONS READY"
-
DON'T BE A DICK
-
THERE'S A LITTLE REDNECK IN ALL OF US
-
STUPIDITY IS NOT A CRIME SO YOU'RE FREE TO GO
-
WHAT IF THE HOKEY POKEY IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
-
DAMNED IF YOU DO, DAMNED IF YOU DON'T
-
ANNOYING THE WORLD ONE PERSON AT ATIME
-
DEATH IS LIFE'S WAY OF SAYING YOU'RE FIRED
-
WAS THAT NECESSARY
-
SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE WINDSHEILD SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE BUG
-
YOU CALL IT LOVE I CALL IT STALKING
-
WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO PRESS #1 FOR ENGLISH
-
I'M NOT FLUENT IN IDIOT SO PLEASE STOP TALKING
-
THIS ISN'T AN OFFICE IT'S HELL WITH FLOURESCENT LIGHTING
-
DO THEY EVER SHUT UPON YOUR PLANET
-
YOU ARE DEPRIVING SOME VILLAGE OF AN IDIOT
-
I'M CONFUSED WAIT MAYBE I'M NOT
-
DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE YOU'RE STILL TALKING
-
333 I'M ONLY HAKF EVIL
-
I WOULD DO ME
-
I'M RETIRED GO AROUND ME
-
MY INDIAN NAME IS RUNS WITH BEER
-
SQUIRRELS NATURES LITTLE SPEED BUMPS
-
AM I DEAD YET
-
ASK ME ABOUT MY ABILITY TO ANNOY PEOPLE
-
I'M SMILING THAT ALONE SHOULD SCARE YOU
-
I'M STILL HOT IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES NOW
-
YOU LOOKED BETTER ON MY SPACE
-
IF WE CAN PUT ONE MAN ON THE MOON WHT CAN'T WE PUT THEM ALL THERE
-
NO WONDER YOU ALWAYS GO HOME ALONE
-
YO HO HO IT'S A BIKERS LIFE FOR ME
-
DON'T DRINK AND DIAL
-
ASK ME NO QUESTIONS I'LL TELL YOU NO LIES
-
777 SLIGHTLY MORE EVIL
-
POLITICAIANS
-
GET OFF MY ASS
-
I CAN CALL HIM A BASTARD BUT YOU CAN'T!
-
I CAN CALL HER A BITCH BUT YOU CAN'T
-
YOU'RE SMILING THAT ALONE SCARES ME
-
LOVE YOUR ENEMIES IT WILL DRIVE THEM CRAZY
-
WHY VOTE NO ONE CAN FIX THIS COUNTRY
-
GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO BUT LIKE...WHO CARES
-
I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
-
FOR SOME THERE'S THERAPY FOR ME THERE'S ALCOHOL
-
DUMBASS
-
WHAT THE HELL
-
TIME TO RIDE
-
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT NOW PLEASE SHUT UP
-
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT NOW PLEASE SHUT UP
-
TRIUMPH
-
GENUINE AMERICAN BAD ASS 5x3 (RETAIL SALE ONLY) DISCOUNT DOES NOT APPLY TO THIS ITEM
-
SMALL ROUND FU
-
I AND THE LEGAL SYSTEM DECIDED IT'S TIME FOR ME TO STOP DRINKING!
-
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CHEESE TO GO WITH THAT WHINE?
-
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
-
COULD YOU COME BACK IN A FEW BEERS?
-
I USE TO DRINK A LOT, I STILL DO, BUT I USE TO TOO
-
I'D SLAP YOU BUT SHIT SPLATTERS
-
OLD AGE AND TREACHERY ALWAYS OVERCOME YOUTH AND SKILL
-
SINCE I GAVE UP HOPE I FEEL MUCH BETTER
-
CHAOS, PANIC & DISORDER MY WORK HERE IS DONE
-
RIDE TO LIVE LIVE TO RIDE ALCOHOL FREE
-
JUST SAY NO
-
JUST SAY YES
-
MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING BUT IT KEEPS THE KIDS IN TOUCH
-
HERE I AM WHAT ARE YOUR OTHER 2 WISHES
-
LORD HELP ME BE THE PERSON MY DOG THINKS I AM
-
I CAN READ YOUR MIND AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
-
SHOCK ME SAY SOMETHING INTELLIGENT
-
CAUTION 0 TO HORNY IN 2.5 BEERS
-
SO THIS IRISH GUY WALKS OUT OF A BAR (NO REALLY IT COULD HAPPEN)
-
SAVE THE EARTH (IT'S THE ONLY PLANET WITH BEER)
-
WHEN I SAID I DO I DIDN'T MEAN EVERYTHING
-
Wild Stickers
-
IF I DON'T GET LAID SOON SOMEONE WILL GET HURT
-
YOUR FACE OR MINE
-
SPEAK ENGLISH OR GET THE FUCK OUT!
-
FUCK OFF
-
BEND OVER, I'LL DRIVE
-
MY BOSS IS A FUCKIN' ASSHOLE!
-
49% SON OF A BITCH, 51% MOTHERFUCKER
-
ASS, GAS OR GRASS, NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE
-
SHOW YOUR TITS!
-
SHOW YOUR BODACIOUS TA-TAS!
-
DILLIGAF (DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK)
-
LICK ME
-
FUCKIN' A
-
PRACTICE SAFE SEX, GO FUCK YOURSELF!
-
IF IT FLOATS FUCKS OR FLIES IT'S CHEAPER TO RENT IT
-
IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY FACE, FUCK IT!
-
PARTY NAKED
-
UN-FUCKIN' BELIEVABLE
-
9 OUT OF 10 WOMEN ARE BATTERED AND I'M STILL EATING MY PLAIN!
-
HELMET LAW'S STILL SUCK
-
THE DAYS OF SPORT FUCKING ARE OVER!
-
DIP ME IN HONEY AND THROW ME TO THE LESBIANS
-
F.U.B.A.R. ( FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL REPAIR)
-
LICK ME TILL I SCREAM
-
BITE ME
-
SIZE DOES MATTER
-
ABCDEFUCK
-
IF IT HAS TESTICLES OR TIRES IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS
-
EXCUSE ME BUT YOU'RE STANDING ON MY DICK!
-
I'D LIKE TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT BUT APPARENTLY SOMEONE BEAT ME TO IT
-
DON'T FUCK WITH ME I'VE GOT FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES
-
DON'T ASK TO RIDE MY BIKE AND I WON'T ASK TO RIDE YOUR BITCH
-
FUCK BEING POLITICALLY CORRECT
-
FUCK OFF! END OF STORY
-
I'M NOT FUCKIN STUPID BUT I WOULD
-
LET GO OF MY EARS I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
-
MY INNER CHILD IS A MEAN LITTLE FUCKER
-
MY LIFE IS SHIT BUT HEY, THANKS FOR ASKING
-
DESIGNATED ASSHOLE
-
SORRY I'M LATE BUT FUCKIN' OFF TAKES TIME!
-
BECAUSE I'M AN ASSHOLE THAT’S WHY
-
49% QUEEN BITCH 51% SWEETHEART
-
DON'T LET MY BIG DICK SCARE YOU I'M REALLY A NICE GUY
-
DON'T LET MY BIG TITIS SCARE YOU I'M REALLY A NICE GIRL
-
OBVIOUSLY YOU'VE MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEONE WHO GIVES A FUCK
-
IF YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT I COULD BE YOU IN THE MORNING
-
A HARD MAN IS GOOD TO FIND
-
OVERWORKED AND UNDERLAID
-
I'M NOT FUCKIN' STUPID BUT I USE TO!
-
QUEEN OF THE FUCKIN' UNIVERSE
-
I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT
-
ORGASM DONOR
-
FREE MUSTACHE RIDES
-
GIMME HEAD TILL I'M DEAD
-
MY OTHER TOY HAS TITS
-
BITCH ON WHEELS
-
IM MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I WILL GO DOWN ON YOUR SISTER
-
YOUNG, DUMB AND FULL OF CUM
-
SLUT (SEDUCTIVE,LOVING,UNINHIBITED,TRAMP)
-
A WOMENS PLACE IS ON MY FACE
-
C.U.N.T. CAN'T UNDERSTAND NORMAL THINKING
-
FIGHTING FOR PEACE IS LIKE FUCKIN' FOR VIRGINITY
-
SHUTDEFUCKUP
-
BLOW ME
-
I AIN'T GOT NO FUCKIN' ATTITUDE
-
BORN ON A MOUNTAIN RAISED IN A CAVE BIKIN' AND FUCKIN' IS ALL I CRAVE
-
EATIN' AIN'T CHEATIN'
-
I SURE COULD USE A MERCY FUCK
-
SPANK YOU VERY MUCH
-
EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME IS GETTING LAID
-
I HAVE A SPLIT PERSONALITY I HATE CATS BUT I LOVE PUSSY
-
THERES A SUCKER BORN EVERYDAY BUT SWALLOWERS ARE HARD TO FIND
-
AM I THAT FUCKING BAD?
-
BRAKES ARE FOR PUSSIES
-
DIVORCE THE FUCKIN' YOU GET FOR FUCKIN'
-
IF YOU LICK THEM THEY WILL COME
-
FUCK YOU I HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS
-
IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT I COULD BE YOU IN THE MORNING
-
SUCK IT!
-
EXCUSE ME DON'T YOU HAVE SOMEONE ELSE TO FUCK WITH
-
PUSSY RULES
-
PUSSY WHIPPED
-
FUCK MILK GOT BEER
-
FUCKAHOLIC
-
AND YOUR CRYBABY WHINY ASS OPINION WOULD BE
-
I SEE THE FUCK UP FAIRY HAS VISITED US AGAIN
-
I CAN SEE YOUR POINT BUT I STILL THINK YOUR FULL OF SHIT
-
I LIKE YOU , YOU REMIND ME OF WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND STUPID
-
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP
-
I FOUND IT, NOW MY FINGER STINKS
-
FUCK THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BAR
-
DON'T FUCK WITH ME, I'M ON PAROLE
-
WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOUR OPINION
-
FUCK YOU AND THAT’S MY FINAL ANSWER
-
BOOT SIZE SAYS IT ALL
-
I DIP-N-SPIT, DO YOU SWALLOW
-
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT
-
IF I GAVE A FUCK YOU'DE BE THE FIRST PERSON I GAVE IT TO
-
WARNING. EASILY PROVOKED AND HEAVILY ARMED
-
ASSUMPTION IS THE MOTHER OF ALL FUCK UPS
-
ARE WE GONNA RIDE OR ARE WE GONNA DICK AROUND ALL DAY
-
A.P.O.S. ALCOHOLIC PIECE OF SHIT
-
DON'T FUCK WITH THOSE WHO DON'T GIVE A FUCK
-
BACK THE FUCK OFF
-
KILLER PUSSY
-
WHO GIVES A SHIT
-
I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE
-
I DON'T HAVE TO BE DEAD TO DONATE MY ORGAN
-
YOU DRIVE LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK
-
FUCK ME, FUCK YOU!
-
68 DO ME AND I'LL OWE YA ONE
-
FUCK YOU
-
YOU MUST BE AN ASSHOLE YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKIN' SHIT
-
IF IT'S TOO HOT TO HANDLE BLOW ON IT AND TRY AGAIN
-
NO F'N HELMETS
-
MIDDLE FINGER.
-
69
-
GIMME HEAD
-
ALL PEOPLE SUCK
-
ALL GROWN UP AND STILL FASCINATED BY NIPPLES
-
BET MINE'S BIGGER THAN YOURS
-
FINGER W/BIN LADDEN
-
I WILL NOT BE FORCED TO LEARN A FOREIGN
-
I'M A SUCKER FOR A DICK SUCKER
-
MUTHAFUCKA
-
C.R.A.F.T.
-
PLEASE DON'T FUCK WITH ME
-
OKAY OKAY I TAKE IT BACK GO UN-FUCK YOURSELF
-
LOOK IN MY EYES DO YOU SEE ONE OUNCE OF GIVE A SHIT
-
AMAZINGLY ENOUGH I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
-
EVEN MY SHRINK SAYS IT'S ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT
-
ADMITTING YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE IS THE FIRST STEP
-
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
-
YOU SUCK BIG TIME
-
WHOOP-DEE-FUCKING-DOO
-
I'M NOT A GYNECOLOGIST BUT I'LL TAKE A LOOK
-
BULLETPROOF
-
EAT ME
-
ACT YOUR AGE NOT YOUR DICK SIZE
-
I TASTE SO GOOD YOU'LL WANT THE RECIPE
-
I'M HERE ABOUT THE BLOW JOB
-
9 OUT OF 10 BIKERS PREFER ORAL SEX!
-
PLEASE TELL YOUR TITS TO STOP STARING AT ME EYES
-
NOTHIN' WOULD BE FINER THAN TO BE IN YOUR VAGINA IN THE MORNING
-
NOTHING QUITE LIKE A 900 POUND VIBRATOR
-
SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A SLUT, SOMETIMES YOU DON'T
-
NEVER DO ANYTHING YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO EXPLAIN TO THE PARAMEDICS!
-
I'M GONNA BE THE BEST DIRTY LITTLE WHORE THIS SMALL TOWN HAS EVER SEEN!
-
HEAR NO SHIT SPEAK NO SHIT TAKE NO SHIT
-
I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
-
DO NOT START WITH ME, YOU WILL NOT WIN
-
FOR SOME THERE'S THERAPY FOR ME THERE'S ALCOHOL
-
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT NOW PLEASE SHUT UP
-
SMALL ROUND WTF
-
MOTHER HIGHLY DANGEROUS FUCKER 5x3 (RETAIL SALE ONLY)DISCOUNT DOES NOT APPLY TO THIS ITEM
-
I LOVE BOOBIES
-
SHOW YER DICK!
-
GUARANTEED 100% PURE BULLSHIT!
-
FML (FUCK MY LIFE)
-
I'M NOT AN ASSHOLE, I JUST HAVE A LOW BULLSHIT TOLLERANCE
-
I MOLESTED MYSELF LAST NIGHT, I SAID NO BUT I KNEW I WANTED IT!
-
I'M HEELS OVERHEAD IN LOVE
-
SWALLOW OR GET IT IN THE EYE!
-
FOR FUCKS SAKE!
-
SORRY I WASN'T TAUGHT TO SAY "FUCK YOU" POLITLY!
-
HEADS YOU GIVE ME TAIL, TAILS YOU GIVE ME HEAD
-
I'M HERE TO FUCK SHIT UP
-
HOPELESS ROMANTIC SEEKS FILTHY WHORE
-
MY LIFE IS A VERY COMPLICATED DRINKING GAME
-
FUCKING CLASSY
-
I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS!
-
I TAUGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT THINK YOU LIKE
-
SHUT THE FUCK UP
-
IT'S NOT GOING TO SUCK ITSELF!
-
GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE I KILL PEOPLE
-
trEAT ME right
-
I DON'T NEED SEX, LIFE FUCKS ME EVERY CHANCE IT GETS
-
I HAVE THE PUSSY I MAKE THE RULES
-
VFW VETERANS FUCKED BY WASHINGTON
-
BOYS I'M TAKING CHARGE HERE
-
ACT LIKE AN ASSHOLE GET TREATED LIKE AN ASSHOLE
-
PLAYS WELL WITH SELF
-
SLEEPS WELL WITH OTHERS
-
FUCK FEAR
-
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY NOW WATCH SOME BASTARD FUCK IT UP
-
I'M NOT YOUR FUCKIN' BRO
-
FUCKIN' IDIOT
-
I DON'T NEED $EX MY GOVERMENT$ FUCKING ME EVERY CHANCE IT GET$
-
Female Oriented Stickers
-
BITCH
-
BITCH WITH AN EXCUSE
-
LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO CAN DO MORE THAN FIX MOTORCYCLES AND SCREW
-
ONLY A BITCH LIKE ME COULD LOVE A BASTARD LIKE ME!
-
I HAVE PMS AND A GUN, ANY QUESTIONS?
-
YOU NEVER TRULY KNOW A WOMEN TILL YOU MEET HER IN COURT
-
LICK ME TILL I SCREAM
-
I'M NOT A BITCH, I'VE JUST BEEN IN A BAD MORE FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS
-
ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS AND I MARRIED THEIR KING
-
MAN WANTED
-
BEYOND BITCH
-
LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO RIDE WITH UGLY MEN
-
IF IT HAS TESTICLES OR TIRES IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS
-
MAKING LOVE TO A YOUNGER MAN MAY BE FATAL BUT IF HE DIES HE DIES
-
SO MANY MEN SO FEW WITH BRAINS
-
MEN ARE LIKE FLOOR TILES IF YOU LAY EM' RIGHT THE FIRST TIME YOU CAN WALK ON THEM FOREVER
-
LET GO OF MY EARS I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
-
HAIRDOO BY HELMET
-
PMS HELL THIS IS ONE OF MY GOOD DAYS
-
IF YOU SEE MY EX GIVE HIM A BIG SMACK FOR ME
-
49% QUEEN BITCH 51% SWEETHEART
-
DON'T LET MY BIG TITIS SCARE YOU I'M REALLY A NICE GIRL
-
HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE W OMAN WITH HELMET HAIR
-
HOUSEWORK DOES'NT SUCK IF IT DID MEN WOULD LIKE IT
-
WOMEN 3 WEEKS OF ROCK AND ROLL ONE WEEK OF RAGTIME
-
A HARD MAN IS GOOD TO FIND
-
I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL BUT I COULD BE
-
BITCH (BEAUTIFUL, INTELLIGENT, TALENTED, CUNNIN, HORNEY)
-
I DON'T SUFFER FROM PMS, BUT EVERYONE ELSE DOES
-
QUEEN OF THE FUCKIN' UNIVERSE
-
THAT'S MS. BITCH TO YOU, ANY QUESTIONS?
-
I MAY BE A BITCH BUT I'M THE PICK OF THE LITTER
-
IF IT HAS A KICKSTAND OR A DICK I CAN RIDE IT
-
BITCH WITH ATTITUDE
-
OFFICIAL BITCH OF THE YEAR
-
I COULD BE A BITCH IF I WERE NICER
-
BITCH ON WHEELS
-
WHY YES, THEY ARE MINE
-
SLUT (SEDUCTIVE,LOVING,UNINHIBITED,TRAMP)
-
NO TEENIE WEENIE PEENIES
-
I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE BARBIE THAT LITTLE BITCH HAS EVERYTHING
-
I MAY NOT HAVE THE CHERRY BUT I STILL HAVE THE BOX IT CAME IN
-
SMALL BUT SWEET
-
SLAVE
-
I'M NOT LOOKIN' FOR MR RIGHT I'M LOOKIN' FOR MR RIGHT NOW
-
GOOD GIRL GONE BAD
-
FUCK HIM!
-
LIFE IS LIKE A ROSE BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE PRICKS
-
I'M NOT A BITCH I'M THE BITCH
-
MAN WANTED FOR WHAT WHO THE HELL KNOWS
-
LADY RIDER
-
YOU SAY BITCH LIKE IT'S A BAD THING
-
DON'T MAKE ME TURN ON MY BITCH SWITCH
-
MY NIPPLES GET HARDER THAN MOST MENS DICKS
-
BAD ASS GIRLS RIDE BAD ASS TOYS
-
NEXT MOOD SWING SIX MINUTES
-
NO MORE MS. NICE GIRL ON YOUR KNEE'S BASTARD
-
MY HUSBAND SAYS I DON'T LISTEN TO HIM OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
-
WELL, THIS DAY WAS A TOTAL WASTE OF MAKEUP!
-
NOT ALL MEN ARE ANNOYING SOME ARE DEAD
-
LOOKING FOR A SENSITIVE MAN, ONE WHO CRIES WHEN I HIT HIM
-
IF MEN HAD PERIODS WOULD THEY BRAG ABOUT THE SIZE OF THEIR TAMPONS
-
LIFE'S A BITCH THEN YOU MARRY A DICK!
-
A MAN WILL COME TO HIS SENSES AFTER HE HAS EXHAUSTED ALL OTHER POSSIBILITIES
-
TATTOOED CHICKS KICK ASS
-
IF YOU THINK I'M A BITCH YOU SHOULD MEET MY MOTHER
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MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL I AM MY MOTHER AFTER ALL
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SMART ASS WHITE GIRL
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MY BOYFRIENDS OUT OF TOWN
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MEN-COFFE-CHOCOLATE SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICHER
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SOMETIMES IT'S JUST FUN BEING SUCH A BITCH
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WELL BEHAVED WOMEN RARELY MAKE IT INTO THE HISTORY BOOKS
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WOMEN ARE CURSED AND MEN ARE THE PROOF
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CHARTER MEMBER OF OUR LADY OF PERPETUAL MOOD SWINGS
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SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY
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EVIL WOMAN
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IF GOD INTENDED FOR WOMEN TO BEND OVER HE WOULD HAVE PUT DIAMONDS ON THE FLOOR!
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CRAZY BITCH
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COLD HEARTED BITCH
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SEXY BITCH
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WARNING ZERO TO BITCH IN 2.3 SECONDS
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I SUFFER FRM PMS (PUTTING UP WITH MENS SHIT)
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FOXY RIDER
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SUPER BITCH
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GENUINE BITCH MADE IN THE USA
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GENUINE POLEWOMAN
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OFFICIAL BITCHS ARE US MEMBER
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YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT IS THAT THE LOOK NOW
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BEING A CRABBY BITCH IS JUST PART OF MY CHARM
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I'M STILL HOT IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES NOW
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IF WE CAN PUT ONE MAN ON THE MOON WHT CAN'T WE PUT THEM ALL THERE
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WHEN THINGS SEEM BAD I JUST REMEMBER THAT I HAVE REALLY BIG TITS
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POLITICAIANS
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I CAN CALL HIM A BASTARD BUT YOU CAN'T!
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NOTHING QUITE LIKE A 900 POUND VIBRATOR
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SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A SLUT, SOMETIMES YOU DON'T
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I GOT A HARLEY FOR MY HUSBAND, IT WAS A GOOD TRADE
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I'M GONNA BE THE BEST DIRTY LITTLE WHORE THIS SMALL TOWN HAS EVER SEEN!
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GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO BUT LIKE...WHO CARES
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SHOW YER DICK!
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I'M HEELS OVERHEAD IN LOVE
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GOD MADE MEN CAUSE VIBRATORS CAN'T MOW THE LAWN
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FUCKING CLASSY
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I TAUGHT YOUR BOYFRIEND THAT THINK YOU LIKE
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trEAT ME right
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I HAVE THE PUSSY I MAKE THE RULES
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OLD AGE AND TREACHERY ALWAYS OVERCOME YOUTH AND SKILL
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BOYS I'M TAKING CHARGE HERE
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QUIT TALKIN TO MY TITS
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LADY BIKER
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IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY NOW WATCH SOME BASTARD FUCK IT UP
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I MAY BE CRUEL AND NASTY BUT AT LEAST I'M GOOD AT IT
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SO MANY MEN SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME
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I DON'T HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY
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CAUTION 0 TO HORNY IN 2.5 BEERS
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WHEN I SAID I DO I DIDN'T MEAN EVERYTHING
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Male Oriented Stickers
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Pictorial Stickers
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Flag Stickers
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Warnings! Stickers
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Religious Stickers
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Veteran Stickers
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Fisherman Stickers
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Bike Related Stickers
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LET THOSE WHO RIDE DECIDE
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FTW
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LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES
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CRASHIN' SUCKS
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS RIDE RICE BURNERS
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IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BIKE YOU'RE NOT A BIKER!
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IF IT HAS TITS OR WHEELS IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS
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CHROME WON'T GET YOU HOME
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HELMET LAWS SUCK
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CAPABLE OF EVADING HIGH SPEED PERSUIT
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ASS, GAS OR GRASS, NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE
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I LOVE THE SMELL OF BURNT RICE
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RIDE FREE
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MOTORCYCLE S SAVED MY LIFE
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IS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH? TOUCH THIS BIKE AND FIND OUT!
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HELMET LAW'S STILL SUCK
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GET ON, SHUT UP AND HOLD TIGHT!
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CHROME MAY NOT GET YOU HOME BUT IT CAN GET YOU LAID!
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BEING A BIKER IS NOT A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH IT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT
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RIDE NAKED
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LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO RIDE WITH UGLY MEN
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FTW FOREVER TWO WHEELS
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I VOTE AND I RIDE A MOTORCYCLE
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RIDE LONGER, LIVE LONGER
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LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES JESUS SAVES SOULS!
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DON'T ASK TO RIDE MY BIKE AND I WON'T ASK TO RIDE YOUR BITCH
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YOU CAN'T RIDE IF YOUR FRIED
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RIDE FOR JESUS
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I LOVE JESUS AND I RIDE A MOTORCYCLE W/HEART
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BLESS THIS BIKE
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GOD IS MY CO-PILOT
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LOUD AND PROUD
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MY OTHER TOY HAS A DICK
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HUCKIN' FARLEY
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BIKERS HAVE MORE FUN THAN PEOPLE DO
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IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
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IF BIKE WEEK WERE A FAMILY AFFAIR MOTORCYCLES WOULD HAVE 4 DOORS
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WIDE OPEN TILL YOU SEE GOD THEN BRAKE
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SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BIKER
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WFO (WIDE FUCKIN' OPEN)
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RULE NUMBER ONE, NEVER TOUCH MY MOTORCYCLE!
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HELMET LAWS SUCK
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DO NOT CHECK GAS WITH LIGHTER DUMMY
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MOTORCYCLES AND JESUS A WAY OF LIFE
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JESUS SAVES BIKERS TOO!
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EVILUTION
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I LOVE MY OL' MAN
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EIGHTEEN GRAND AND EIGHTEEN MILES DON'T MAKE YOU A BIKER
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YES IT'S FAST AND NO YOU CAN'T RIDE IT
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I FEEL THE NEED FOR SPEED
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LADY RIDER
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NEVER RIDE FASTER THAN YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL CAN FLY
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CROTCH ROCKET
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FOR SOME THERE'S THERAPY FOR THE REST OF US THERE'S MOTOORCYCLES
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I SUFFER FROM P.M.S. (PARKED MOTORCYCLE SYNDROME)
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RIDE IT LIKE IT'S STOLEN
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SEE NO EVO. HEAR NO EVO, RIDE NO EVO
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ASPHALT COWBOY
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NO FAT CHICKS, FENDER WILL SCRAPE
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GET ON, RELAX, DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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ARE WE GONNA RIDE OR ARE WE GONNA DICK AROUND ALL DAY
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DITCH THE BITCH AND LETS RIDE
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DON'T EVEN THINK OF SITTING ON THIS BIKE (UNLESS YOU'RE NAKED)
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THE MOST DANGEROUS PLACE IN THE WORLD IS BETWEEN A MAN AND HIS MOTORCYCLE
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TELLING A MAN IS BIKE IS PRETTY IS LIKE TELLING HIM HIS DICK IS CUTE
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I'M ADDICTED TO HIM AND HE'S A DICK TO ME
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WINGED WHEEL
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WORN UNDER PROTEST
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WARNING IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE AS MUCH AS I VALUE THIS MOTORCYCLE DON'T FUCK WITH IT
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THIS BIKE EATS HONDAS AND SHIT'S YAMAHAS
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CAUTION IF RIDER IS INJURED DO NOT REMOVE HELMET
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CALVIN PEEING ON HELMET LAWS
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I'M RETIRED GO AROUND ME
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YO HO HO IT'S A BIKERS LIFE FOR ME
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BUILT NOT BOUGHT
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MY OL' LADY YES MY DOG MAYBE MY MOTORCYCLE NEVER
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9 OUT OF 10 BIKERS PREFER ORAL SEX!
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GET OFF MY ASS
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LONG LIVE BIKERS
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NOTHING QUITE LIKE A 900 POUND VIBRATOR
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I GOT A HARLEY FOR MY WIFE, IT WAS A GOOD TRADE!
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I GOT A HARLEY FOR MY HUSBAND, IT WAS A GOOD TRADE
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TIME TO RIDE
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F.T.W. (SMALL ROUND STICKER)
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TRIUMPH
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MOTHER HIGHLY DANGEROUS FUCKER 5x3 (RETAIL SALE ONLY)DISCOUNT DOES NOT APPLY TO THIS ITEM
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GENUINE AMERICAN BAD ASS 5x3 (RETAIL SALE ONLY) DISCOUNT DOES NOT APPLY TO THIS ITEM
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NOVELTY SMALL ROUND DOT
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LACONIA 2009 ARC *RETAIL SALE ONLY*
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LACONIA2009 SCRIPT *RETAIL SALE ONLY*
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LACONIA 2009 ROUND *RETAIL SALE ONLY*
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HARLEY RIDERS ARE A DIME A DOZEN BIKERS ARE A RARE BREED
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AMERICAN BY BIRTH BIKER BY CHOICE
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FATBOY
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SPORTSTER
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I'D RATHER PUSH A HARLEY THAN RIDE A HONDA
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RIDE HARD YOU CAN REST WHEN YOU DIE
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LADY BIKER
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IF YOU SEE MY BIKE ON A TRAILER DIAL 911
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Top Selling Stickers
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LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES
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DIE CUT SKULL & CROSS BONES
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SKULL AND CROSS BONES IN CIRCLE
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SKULL W/ TOP HAT (RIGHT)
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SKULL W/ TOP HAT (LEFT)
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MOON EYE'S (RIGHT)
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NO TOOLS LOANED
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INSTANT ASSHOLE, JUST ADD ALCOHOL
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D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
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SHIT HAPPENS
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MOON EYE'S (LEFT)
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HELMET LAWS SUCK
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CHOPPER CROSS
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MY BOSS IS A FUCKIN' ASSHOLE!
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ASS, GAS OR GRASS, NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE
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SHOW YOUR TITS!
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VIETANM VETERAN
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IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO NEVER RETURNED FROM VIETNAM
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I HAVE A HARD TIME REMEMBERING NAMES CAN I JUST CALL YOU ASSHOLE!
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PRACTICE SAFE SEX, GO FUCK YOURSELF!
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I'M NOT TOTALLY USELESS, I CAN BE USED AS A BAD EXAMPLE
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DIP ME IN HONEY AND THROW ME TO THE LESBIANS
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FUCK OFF! END OF STORY
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HORN BROKEN, WATCH FOR FINGER
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SORRY I'M LATE BUT FUCKIN' OFF TAKES TIME!
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IF YOU CAN'T RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS GET BACK ON THE PORCH
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BITCH (BEAUTIFUL, INTELLIGENT, TALENTED, CUNNIN, HORNEY)
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BIKERS HAVE MORE FUN THAN PEOPLE DO
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IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
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TO BE OLD AND WISE YOU MUST FIRST BE YOUNG AND STUPID
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HAVE YOU HAD YOUR SPANKING TODAY
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SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BIKER
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RULE NUMBER ONE, NEVER TOUCH MY MOTORCYCLE!
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JUSTICE MY ASS I WANT REVENGE
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JAVA JUNKIE
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HELMET LAWS SUCK
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BORN FREE TAXED TO DEATH
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IF IT'S TOO LOUD YOUR TOO OLD!
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MEAN PEOPLE SUCK NICE PEOPLE SWALLOW
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IF YOU'RE NOT LIVING ON THE EDGE YOU'RE TAKING UP TO MUCH ROOM
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YES IT'S FAST AND NO YOU CAN'T DRIVE IT
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YES IT'S FAST AND NO YOU CAN'T RIDE IT
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FOR MY NEXT TRICK I'LL NEED A CONDOM AND A VOLUNTEER
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THERE'S ABSOLUTLY NO EXCUSE FOR WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO
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THE MORE PEOPLE I MEET THE BETTER I LIKE MY DOG
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FUCK MILK GOT POT?
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WILD CHILD
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FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN' FUCK
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LADY RIDER
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NEVER RIDE FASTER THAN YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL CAN FLY
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BAD ASS
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WHAT AM I AN ASSHOLE MAGNET
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WOULD YOU DRIVE BETTER WITH THE PHONE UP YOUR ASS
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BAD ASS GIRLS RIDE BAD ASS TOYS
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HOW CAN I MISS YOU WHEN YOU WON'T GO AWAY
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AND YOUR POINT IS
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BEER FOR OVER 200 YEARS MAKING UGLY PEOPLE LOOK GODD
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I DO WHAT I WANT CASE CLOSED
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LACK OF PLANNING ON YOUR PART DOES NOT CONSTITUTE A N EMERGENCY ON MY PART
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AND YOUR CRYBABY WHINY ASS OPINION WOULD BE
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I SEE THE FUCK UP FAIRY HAS VISITED US AGAIN
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I'M OUT OF MY MIND BUT PLEASE FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A MESSAGE
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DO I LOOK LIKE A PEOPLE PERSON
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I STARTED OUT WITH NOTHING AND STILL HAVE MOST OF IT LEFT
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REMEMBER, IF THE WORLD DIDN'T SUCK WE'D ALL FALL OFF
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BE A FLIRT LIFT YOUR SHIRT
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I TOLD MY DAD I STOPPED RAISIN' HELL, HE CALLED ME A QUITTER
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IF I'D KNOWN I'D LIVE THIS LONG I WOULD HAVE TAKEN BETTER CARE OF MYSELF
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MY PARENTS SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME AN ASSHOLE
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YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP
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WHATEVER!
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FOR SOME THERE'S THERAPY FOR THE REST OF US THERE'S MOTOORCYCLES
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FIGHT CRIME, SHOOT FIRST
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RIDE IT LIKE IT'S STOLEN
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I CAN ONLY BE NICE TO ONE PERSON A DAY, TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY
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EVERYDAY I'M FORCED TO ADD ANOTHER NAME TO THE LIST OF PEOPLE WHO PISS ME OFF
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I'M NOT SPEEDING, I'M QUALIFYING
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EVER STOP TO THINK AND FORGET TO START AGAIN?
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FAMOUS LAST WORDS "WATCH THIS"
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DAMN I GOT OLD QUICK
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TATTOOED CHICKS KICK ASS
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LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO TAKE SHIT FROM ANYBODY
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IF YOU RUN YOU'LL ONLY GO TO JAIL TIRED
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JUST HOW BIG WERE THOSE TWO BEERS
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IF I LEARNED FROM MY MISTAKES I'D BE A FUCKIN' GENIUS
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I LIVE IN MY OWN LITTLE WORLD BUT IT'S OK THEY KNOW ME HERE
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IF I GAVE A FUCK YOU'DE BE THE FIRST PERSON I GAVE IT TO
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WARNING. EASILY PROVOKED AND HEAVILY ARMED
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HONOR STUDENT YES YOUR HONOR NO YOUR HONOR
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ARE YOU STONED OR JUST STUPID
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ARE WE GONNA RIDE OR ARE WE GONNA DICK AROUND ALL DAY
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DON'T EVEN THINK OF SITTING ON THIS BIKE (UNLESS YOU'RE NAKED)
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BACK THE FUCK OFF
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B.A.D.D. BIKERS AGAINST DUMB DRIVERS
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INK, IT DOES A BODY GOOD
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I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE
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IT'S EASIER TO BEG FOR FORGIVENESS THEN TO ASK FOR PERMISSION
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BACK OFF
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TELL YOUR KIDS TO STOP POINTING AT ME
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SAVE YOUR BREATH YOU'LL NEED IT LATER TO BLOW UP YOUR DATE
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IF YOU DON'T LIKE GUNS DON'T BUY THEM
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I STARTED OUT DRAWING ON MY ARM NOW LOOK AT ME
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HOW ABOUT I JUST SMACK THE STUPID OUT OF YOU
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ARE YOU TRYING TO PICK ME UP ONE ASSHOLE IN MY PANTS IS ENOUGH
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LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT WOMAN A NYMPHOMANIAC WHO OWNS A GAS STATION
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MY GIVE A DAMNS BUSTED
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DOES THIS BIKE MAKE MY ASS LOOK FAT?
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FUCK ENTERTAINERS AND ATHLETES PAY THE HEROES!
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GIT R DONE
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POW-MIA YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN
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SCREAMING EAGLE (RIGHT)
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SMILEY FACE W/BULLET HOLE
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TRUCKER NUDE (RIGHT)
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MIDDLE FINGER.
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CROSSED REBEL FLAGS
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THESE COLORS DON'T RUN
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ALL GAVE SOME, SOME GAVE ALL
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TRY BURNING THIS FLAG ASSHOLE
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DILLIGAF
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GENUINE BEER DRINKER MADE IN THE USA
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INDIAN CHIEF
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SKULL W/CROSSBONES IN CIRCLE
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WHATS YOUR BITCH BITCH
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FUCK-OFF (SIGN LANGUAGE)
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SET THEM PUPPIES FREE
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I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD
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Trucker Nude (Left)
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I WILL NOT BE FORCED TO LEARN A FOREIGN
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WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO PRESS #1 FOR ENGLISH
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I'M NOT FLUENT IN IDIOT SO PLEASE STOP TALKING
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BUILT NOT BOUGHT
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I'M NOT A GYNECOLOGIST BUT I'LL TAKE A LOOK
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MY OL' LADY YES MY DOG MAYBE MY MOTORCYCLE NEVER
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POLITICAIANS
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PLEASE TELL YOUR TITS TO STOP STARING AT ME EYES
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YOU'RE SMILING THAT ALONE SCARES ME
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HEAR NO SHIT SPEAK NO SHIT TAKE NO SHIT
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DO NOT START WITH ME, YOU WILL NOT WIN
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MOTHER HIGHLY DANGEROUS FUCKER 5x3 (RETAIL SALE ONLY)DISCOUNT DOES NOT APPLY TO THIS ITEM
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GENUINE AMERICAN BAD ASS 5x3 (RETAIL SALE ONLY) DISCOUNT DOES NOT APPLY TO THIS ITEM
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I LOVE BOOBIES
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I AND THE LEGAL SYSTEM DECIDED IT'S TIME FOR ME TO STOP DRINKING!
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I'M NOT AN ASSHOLE, I JUST HAVE A LOW BULLSHIT TOLLERANCE
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I MOLESTED MYSELF LAST NIGHT, I SAID NO BUT I KNEW I WANTED IT!
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YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, USE IT!
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VFW VETERANS FUCKED BY WASHINGTON
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RIDE HARD YOU CAN REST WHEN YOU DIE
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THIS BUDS FOR YOU
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I'M STARTING TO WONDER HOW 4 YEARS WITH NO PRESIDENT WOULD BE
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SO THIS IRISH GUY WALKS OUT OF A BAR (NO REALLY IT COULD HAPPEN)
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I DON'T NEED $EX MY GOVERMENT$ FUCKING ME EVERY CHANCE IT GET$
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SAVE THE EARTH (IT'S THE ONLY PLANET WITH BEER)
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Gun Stickers
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Smokin' Stickers
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Rebel stickers
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Tattoo stickers
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Display Cases
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Skulls
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LARGE VET STICKERS
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PAST & PRESENT BIKE SHOWS
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DISPLAY CASE
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BUMPER STICKERS
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**NEWEST
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OLDIES BUT GOODIES
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***GRAB BAGS***MILD
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***GRAB BAGS/WILD***
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